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Dane Reynolds' turns play havoc with my nerves!

How to: Surf Like An Animal!

Juice up your turns!

It’s the most visceral of surfing experiences. You feel it as much as you see it or hear it. Those rail-buried-to-the-nose cutback and hacks that hypnotise, and even scare just a little, as you paddle over a wave.

Airs are thrilling and easy to like, easy to understand. There’s a speed and there’s a push and a pull and maybe a huck.

But a cutback with fire, a hack that seeks to readjust the molecular formation of a moving piece of ocean?

Well, that’s something for the purists.

Here’s how you can get some…

1. Get the right board

Surfboard design is game of adding and subtracting. If you want extreme power, you’re going to have to lose some of that pop in the tail and the ability to squeeze into the most radical of curves. There’s only a few surfers in the world who’ve got a power-air game, John John, Jordy Smith and Dane Reynolds, if you want to know, but I’m presuming you aren’t in that same league. Talk to a shaper. Tell him you want to explode out of your turns. You’ll need more rail length, more thickness, a straighter rocker.

2. You need to be close to the pocket

I once asked a famous surfer, known for his iconic cutbacks, what the secret to his photogenic success was. He leant over, smiled, and said, “You have to be deep, deep in the pocket”.

Well, sure.

“But can you do that?” he asked.

I went out that afternoon, turned up the face of the wave but instead of hitting the lip, I straightened the front leg and flew into the best cutback of my life.

Who knew there was room for a cutback in such tight a spot? I’d never felt a turn so perfect and so vicious. And then it flew back and pierced my cheek, just missing my eyes.

3. Straighten your front leg

Kolohe’s dad, Dino, once a top pro himself, told me the secret to those beautiful frontside wraps that pleases top-level judges so much is  to “straighten the front leg.” Try it. Sounds easy. It ain’t.

4. Aggression

It takes a certain mindset to jam an entire rail into the face of a wave, and in the most critical part of that wave. Airs are a skateboard-esque dance of weighting and unweighting. Power requires violence.

5. Put on weight

Skinny kids aren’t going to shower the lineup with spray. If you want drama in your turns, put on weight, fat, muscle, it doesn’t matter. It’s a physics thing. Kolohe is one surfer whose spray arcs have doubled in the last five years.

Of course, ain’t no one like Dane.

 

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Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
8 years ago

rotundbacks

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

A full rail speed turn always gets my attention over an air. I think i like ignoring people who do airs. Fuckin show ponies.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago

but you can’t deny the art of the straight leg approach in some of these turns
https://youtu.be/kltuoEi4moo

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

A wonderful collection of cutbacks . Shame you forgot the goofies .There is a lovely photo of Terry Richardson cutting back at South Coast Pipe in a recent article at swellnet.

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago

Goofies just can’t do them as good…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Dooma

Lies ! They just can’t do forehand cutbacks on rights. Ah Dooma you’re a Hardman to please

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

That’s the one . Great cutback from a great bloke . Thanks mate. Maybe hand and arm placement is being forgotten as the article made no mention . As Martin P would say « opening up the shoulders «

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Donovan Frankenreiter and Taylor Knox defined power surfing in my opinion. The way Knox just seemed to overpower waves was pure as cane sugar. Donovan’s hack was what dreams were made of and made for epic mag shots. Those 2 are stand outs that I personally tried to emulate, to no avail.

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

In the Taylor Steele movie Hit and Run there’s clips of Slater and Frankeiterater from the same session some righthander looking fun as and Donny is totally dominating Slater. Pretty sick. Would make you feel good knowing you out surfed the King just one time.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago
Reply to  Dooma

Real talk right there! I honestly tried for the longest time to envision such a thing. Didn’t take me long too realize that my board had zero paid stickers and my dreams were but ash.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago

Please don’t forget to rebound off the lip at the end of cutback or jam it back into the wash with venom .Nothing worse than dodging the lip or wash at the end of a cutback

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago

one doesn’t try to straighten the front leg, it just finds itself extended when you get your ass/weight over the back foot with the back knee properly loaded (see Curren/T.Knox)

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

Or do these two things:
1) Go fast
2) Lean over.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Is this a new era in straight-up, to the point, no nonsense Surf journalism?

I’m in!!

NEGS ASL Board test 2018.

Buy a board, ride it until you get it sussed.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

If it’s a bit cold, put on a wetsuit.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Zipper forwards or backwards?

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Depends on the suit

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Dooma

Thank you, this doesn’t help me at all.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

If it’s slippery, apply a coat of “surfboard wax”.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Forwards or backwards?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

To get barrelled, slow down a bit till the wave catches up, then speed up again.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

i was so totally waitin’ for this one and it was worth it 😀

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

He is cunning and makes you pay for real advice which you can pay to read at coastal watch. It’s his job after all .

Billy Joe
Billy Joe
8 years ago

Please write an artice titled – How to SUP: Top 10 Techniques to Not Piss-off Every Other Surfer

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
8 years ago
Reply to  Billy Joe

Technique 1. Fuck off back to the river.

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago
Reply to  Seaman Staines

Technique 2-10. Fuck off back to the river.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

the grit posting two articles a day, averaging 40 comments per. who has time to surf?

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Maybe because east coast oz is totally shit for waves at moment – I did just surf on work time though!!

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Cant be worse than SoCal over the past 2 weeks or more

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

So in summary, be fat, angry, stiff, slow enough to stay deep, and ride non-progressive boards. Done, done, done, done, and done.

Who knew we all rip so hard!

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Yes! Exactly!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Who are the three best, fattest, angriest surfers of the past 30 years? I’m going with Kong, Briley and Noa. An honourable mention to Occy but he was neither very angry nor very good during his more rotund years.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Do you think the pubescent concubine Noa Deane is angry? He always seems so…enchanted… to me!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Oh, it’s a ruse! He’s more porcine than concubine don’t you think?

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Mick Lowe had some serious dad bod and ripped hard, and that Hawaiian kid Bam surfed great for a fat guy.

And Briley is a great pull Nik Karol. Never in a million years would you guess that guy could surf that well!

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
8 years ago

No shit!! I just read that and ticked all the boxes. Then i remembered how all the big wave guys think I’m alright but all the rippers are cordial but then smirk whenever I say anything to them!!


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