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Beaten at own game! Team USA captain Kelly Slater places Brazil's Silvana Lima in a jiujitsu choke hold after the impish Silvana's imitation of the champ. (See her funny imitation of Kelly in story! | Photo: @wsl/Sherm

Gallery: Steve Sherman Goes to Surf Ranch!

Behind the scenes at The Founders' Cup with the best in the biz…

There is very little that separates the work of most sporting photographers. A slightly different angle here, a different lens there. Any sorta lifestyle shot is perfunctory, at best.

Surfing is very lucky, then, to have Steve Sherman, a skater and surfer from southern California. In less competent hands, lifestyle shots around a surfing contest can appear contrived and stilted. Sherman’s thoughtful photography preserves the authenticity of the moment.

Recently, Sherm was hired to document the machinations of the American team at the WSL Founders’ Cup.

“I wanted to overachieve,” he told me earlier today. “I worked my ass off. But I’ve been to Surf Ranch twice and haven’t ridden a wave. Oh god it’s…torturous. Oh fuck! Just gimme one drainer!”

I think you’ll agree he snatches the electricity out of the air.

Shall we examine his work?

Silvana Lima imitates Kelly Slater. 

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&Ldquo;Kelly Was Sitting There On The Boat Ramp Striking This Weird Thoughtful Pose When Silvana Snuck Up On His And Imitated The Pose,&Rdquo; Says Sherm. &Ldquo;She&Rsquo;S Hysterical And She Has A Great Sense Of Humour. Kelly Had No Idea. Thirty Seconds Into It, He Turned Around And Saw It And Started To Wrestle With Her And Put Her In A Headlock. I&Rsquo;M The Only One Who Shot It. I Looked Around And Didn&Rsquo;T See Any Other Photographers. And There&Rsquo;S&Hellip;So&Hellip; Many Photographers! Everything&Rsquo;S Overshot. But Here I Was, Solo, And Whenever I Get Those Sorta Exclusives I Get An Adrenalin Rush Fuck Em! Fuck Em All! I Just Killed The Elephant, Brother!&Rdquo;

Kelly Slater sees naughty Silvana! 

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Kelly Turns Around And Sees The Gently Mocking Silvana Lima. Kelly, Then, Culturally Appropriates The Brazilian Art Of Jiujitsu (Which Was Culturally Appropriated From The Koreans, I Think) In Retaliation.

Michel Bourez prepares his Team World captain for battle

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&Ldquo;Michel Was The Cheerleader For The World Team,&Rdquo; Says Sherm. &Ldquo;He Was The Most Animated, Screaming, Yelling And Here, Working Jordy Up. I Love Jordy&Rsquo;S Face. He Always Lets His Guard Down When He&Rsquo;S With Me, Gives Me A Little Something.&Rdquo;

Wilko and Parko as Rancheros

Parko

Wilko
&Ldquo;Wilko And Parko Wore Their Cowboy Hats, Which They Had Bought At A Truck Spot, Everywhere. They&Rsquo;D Wear &Rsquo;Em Down To The Water, Take &Rsquo;Em Off, Surf, Come Back And Put &Rsquo;Em Back On. The Thing About The Hats Is That It&Rsquo;S Not Actually Cowboy Style But&Hellip;Ranchero Style&Hellip; Mexican Style And It Was Really Cool Of Those Guys To Embrace It. A Woman Came Up To Wilko, An Upper-Class White Woman From Lemoore, And She Asked, Why Are You Dressed Like Cowboys? This Isn&Rsquo;T The Way People Dress Here. But That&Rsquo;S Not Her World. She Doesn&Rsquo;T Hang Out With Mexicans, With Guys Killing Pigs On Farms, With Rancheros. Wilko And Parko Made It&Hellip;Fun.&Rdquo;

Team Australia, cheeky Stephanie Gilmore

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&Ldquo;Mick Fanning Pulled Me Aside And Asked If I Minded Shooting A Photo Of The Australian Team. I Asked &Rsquo;Em To Turn Around. Mick Said, Well, Isn&Rsquo;T That A Little Weird? And Then Steph Turns Around And Gives Me That&Hellip;Smile. I Gave It To Mick To Upload Wherever He Wanted And, Man, He Was Stoked. It Ran Across The World.&Rdquo;

Team Captains waiting for their turn on stage

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&Ldquo;Shooting At Events Is Like Being At A Fucking Drag Race. It&Rsquo;S All About Getting In First, Getting The Shot, And Getting It Uploaded And Getting It To The World. This Is On The First Day And The Captains Are Waiting To Be Announced. I&Rsquo;M Surrounded By Three Other Wsl Photographers And I Was&Hellip;Constantly&Hellip;Trying To Outdo &Rsquo;Em. It Was A Competitive Two Days. This Photo Works Because Of The Variety Of Looks On Their Faces, Those Kooky, Funny Looks.&Rdquo;

Filipe, happy, scores ten

Filipe toledo
&Ldquo;Right After Filipe Got His Ten. He Came In Screaming, &Lsquo;Give Me That Fucking Jeep! Gimme The Jeep Now!&Rsquo; I Really Like Filipe As A Surfer. He Moves Me.&Rdquo;

Filipe, sad, Brazil loses

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&Ldquo;Filipe&Rsquo;S Feeling It. This Was When Brazil Was Eliminated. That&Rsquo;S Sport Right There. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. Defeat Ain&Rsquo;T Pretty For Anyone.&Rdquo;

Team World Wins Founders’ Cup

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&Ldquo;Look At John John&Rsquo;S Face As Kelly Just Falls Short Of Getting The Score In The Final. The Thing About John Was He Looked A Little Off The Whole Event, Apart From That Air. He Seemed Distant. He&Rsquo;S Not One To Get Animated Or Cheer But He Didn&Rsquo;T Seem Like He Was That Into It.&Rdquo;

The Modern Surf Fan

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&Ldquo;That&Rsquo;S Pro Surfing Meets Nascar. The Guy Is From Santa Cruz And He Was Wearing A Trump Hat. He Was The Only Guy Waving A Flag. I Thought This Was So American. If You Go To A Nascar Race In Florida There&Rsquo;Ll Be 400 Guys Like This Waving Flags And Getting Drunk. Dude, That&Rsquo;S The Future Of Surfing.&Rdquo;

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Dung beetle
Dung beetle
8 years ago

Prostitute point doesn’t have the same ring to it. SC has a wonderfully gritty history my friend.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

hope nobody actually paid for those shit photos.

Justice True
Justice True
7 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Yeah comment proving you have no eye.

J H
J H
8 years ago

Replace Kierkegaard with “insufferable thinker” and you know EXACTLY who he is.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

Question to anyone in America: So CBS broadcast an hour of Saturday live. Did they broadcast any or all of Sunday live?
I didn’t see the spunky CBS gal doing pressers.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

yeah, they ran for an hour on Saturday. not sure if it was even live, mostly showed the US team. nothing on Sunday.

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
8 years ago

#onewaveforstrider

shootsthen
shootsthen
8 years ago

FYI: Japanese immigrants brought Jiu Jitsu to Brazil (Koreans have taekwando). The Brazilians then applied it on the streets, creating BJJ, which they then brought to Hawaii, and the rest of the world. Fun fact: Hawaii has more BJJ black belts than any place outside of Brazil.

astro
astro
8 years ago

What can I say, he rides for O’Neil.

jimbome
jimbome
8 years ago

Tbh, the saddest part of this whole thing has been watching the self serving, devolving Stab reporting.

Only today, Editor In Chief Ashton Goggans ended his glowing KSWR editorial with a lackadaisically lobbed, highly irrelevant Soren Kierkegaard quote – a few days after Longtom definitively laid the law on Kissed By God conjuring not only Kierkegaard but also Sartre.

Plagiarism is bad but this sort of free form attempt at riding a refraction wedge into Longtom’s brilliance is cause for a chunkem, or as my homeboys say, On Sight. BG ya bish. No one commits idea theft on Longtom we grabbin’ the strap.

KRS Won
KRS Won
8 years ago
Reply to  jimbome

Regulate

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
Reply to  jimbome

I dropped an ASiP video in comment section on a heavily read article here and they used one in one of their stories the next day, prob just coinkydink. Much more highbrow than those comedians you’re referring
https://youtu.be/AFDU_R6ShmI

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

Can we talk about Conner Coffin’s secret turn morphing into his music release and he has quit the tour!!!!!
Or could someone get attacked by a shark please

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I’m really looking forward to the unveiling of that turn, any minute now I guess..,

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

any minute now for the last what 2-3 years no??

Dee Walker
Dee Walker
8 years ago

Fuck gonna neck myself if there is another wave pool article….please stop

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  Dee Walker

Group BG suicide?

Bob "Jungle Death" Girard
Bob "Jungle Death" Girard
8 years ago

Wait for the Waco write-up. Then it’s a go.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
OrcinusPrime
OrcinusPrime
8 years ago

I know how much you guys love STAB over here, but linking your advertising to their site is taking it a little too far don’t you think?

https://stabmag.com/hardwar…

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  OrcinusPrime

nah, that’s trojan horse traffic Chuck and Dez are sending

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
8 years ago

Yeah , Sherm rules.

Doody Waxcomb
Doody Waxcomb
8 years ago

I don’t want to be a stick in the mud here but… You (BG) are linking to a Stab advertorial with the Necros Background / Banner Ad… I thought you were Blood Feuding them sons of beaches to death?

KRS Won
KRS Won
8 years ago
Reply to  Doody Waxcomb

C.R.E.A.M.

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
8 years ago

The guy from Santa Cruz is not from Santa Cruz. He’s from inland in some redneck shithole and claims Santa Cruz to get some surf cred. Fuck him and fuck trump. Please God, don’t let this be the future of surfing.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  Dung beetle

Aptos probably. Fuckin’ rednecks all of them.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Dung beetle

he was claiming santa cruz but you know, people exaggerate and stuff!

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

It should be known I have nothing to back up my claim except an intense hatred of trump supporters and a sincere, if naive hope that nobody from my hometown would be caught dead waving their sunburnt beer gut at a wave pool contest.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

Vote for Satan and receive a lifetime embargo on Surf Ranch news!

turts
turts
8 years ago

#gayforsatan

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

This doesn’t go here but I still can’t move past strider standing poolside with a board. Really struggling. Think I need counselling. I’ll be invoicing WSL for same.

turts
turts
8 years ago

We could start a support group for old mate Rasberry

turts
turts
8 years ago

Oh wait, it’s you that needs the counseling. Just drop a couple of shots of vodka in your morning coffee. She’ll be right mate

astro
astro
8 years ago

#satanforeditor

lorne
lorne
8 years ago

love the nascar comment, that’s the WSL dream right? stadium tour of mainland america where people watch the same wave (/oval track) over and over and over again,

pubes
pubes
8 years ago

Jordy in rashie, trackies & fruitboots, what a fuckhead.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  pubes

Yep, my hates really building recently for the cunt.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  pubes

Why are those ‘fruitboots’?
Just curious because that was what we used to call rollerblades.

pubes
pubes
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

dunno mate, that was the first thing that came to mind.
I guess I still refer to rollerblades as fruitboots as well.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  pubes

Somehow I wouldn’t put it past Jordy to rock some rollerfruits when he thinks no one is looking.

Lorlac
Lorlac
8 years ago

Fuck he looks like a pest

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Reply to  Lorlac

Dude, don’t be so disrespectful of the new WSL ambassador of Stoke and Leisure!!!

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The Future is now.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

I hope he got comped some free beer….hard work. Great shots Sherm.


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