Brazilians pictured celebrating the return of their Tati.
Brazilians pictured celebrating the return of their Tati.

Shocking: Tatiana Weston-Webb swaps teams!

A move no one saw coming!

You know Tatiana Weston-Webb as a phenomenal Kauaian regular foot and/or The Mother of Dragons. She is currently world number four thanks to a fearless approach to the tube and loose limb’d snaps.  Oh she is a very fine surfer but guess what? She is dumping her Kauai/USA surf nationality and swapping teams, headed for Brazil instead.

It’s true! And let’s read a dollop of press release first.

Today I’m excited to announce that, moving forward, I will be representing Brasil on both the WSL Championship Tour as well as in preparation for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo. This is a major decision for me and one that I’m really excited about.

Most folks aren’t aware that my Dad is originally from England and my Mom is originally from Brasil. Brasil where I was born, but I feel truly blessed to have been raised on beautiful Kauai – both the community and the waves played a huge role in shaping who I am as a surfer and as a person. I am very grateful for that.

However, Brasil has always been an important part of who I am and, recently, I was approached by the Brasilian Olympic Committee with an opportunity to represent the country in a major way. It’s always been a dream of mine to compete in the Olympics and when surfing was announced as an official Olympic sport, I knew that my dream had a chance of becoming a reality.

Brasil owns a huge part of my heart. I have family, friends and a terrific amount of support there. It’s a place that has always felt like home and I am beyond proud to represent such an amazing country with so much passion and dedication for our sport. While this change gives me the opportunity to represent Brasil in 2020, all spots have to be earned and I’ll be trying my best to qualify as one of the few surfers able to represent their countries in the Olympics.

I consider myself very fortunate to enjoy fan support from Hawaii, Brasil and around the world. Thank you everyone for understanding, respecting, and supporting my decision.

First Kanoa Igarashi headed to Japan and now this. Before long, the United States will not have any professional surfers left, everyone surfing for their roots. Do you care about this nationalist juggling? Or not? I’m of two minds. I love that, theoretically, racist soccer hooligans can now riot for eugenic pride at surf events but also… I don’t know… country of origin or residence or birth seems like a not important part of the overall professional surf experience.

Tatiana dates Jesse Mendes, anyhow, and he is Brazilian. Do you think this factored into her decision?

If you could surf for any nation on earth which would you choose?

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Nastrabrahmus
Nastrabrahmus
8 years ago

It’s about $$$ more than the Olympics. TWW said she felt “alone” in past years on tour. She clearly never really had a connected kinship with the other Hawaiian surfers… hell even the Kauai surfers like Malia and Seabass. She started dating Mendez and all of the sudden her connection to Brazil clearly got that much larger. It opened a massively larger door to market herself to that humongous demographic… especially in a country where their biggest female star right now is Silvana Lima… not super marketable (sorry Silvana). The Olympics was just the icing in the cake for her to make the jump.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
8 years ago

Well it’s a good thing she didn’t join before the founders cup, otherwise Brazil would surely win, they will probably win anyways, but their women’s team looks like thei Achilles heel! Didn’t she always represent Hawaii, something that is can not do in the Olympics!

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

Swap teams? That’s hot, do I get to watch?

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
8 years ago

Beachgrittoland ditto

Dooma
Dooma
8 years ago

Can we get a word from the ’89 World Champ Martin Potter in his thoughts with all this country shifting? His contact details are: C/o “alongside” Master J. Turpel – @wsl. After all he invented this move.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

Have you ever seen someone SO Brazilian looking?

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Can’t work out if her eye colour hints at Master Race or Formerly known as Slave, but how’s this Baz.. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Cant hide the poo stance, even in a still.

janeausten
janeausten
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Flaring barrel, though.

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

True dat !

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
8 years ago

can’t pretend to be surprised, she has a bit of Brazilian in her (probably quite often)

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

I thought Jackie Freestone was the Mother Of Dragons?!?!

astro
astro
8 years ago

Who fucken writes these press releases ?
Jeez, what a sugary, flowery pile of drivel designed to try and conceal the egotistical drive for fame.
Fukkn weird.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

Betrayal lovingly enveloped in an eloquant rose dipped press release, is still betrayal.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

God save the (Unless someone else can get me in the olympics) Queen!

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago

ah, finally an explanation of why her booty game is so strong. at my age, i’m now curious about her momma

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

Momma is extremely broad, mate.
No need for the boys to use zoom.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

you say that like its a bad thing…??

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

ummm – accomodating ?
Built for comfort not speed.
How’s that ? Better ?

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

wait – my first comment was only a joke, but then i got curious.
now, thanks to the power of the internet, we can see that you’re slandering the lady. moms is in shape!

taking a stand against fake news.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  Ricoimmo

Well, that sure doesn’t look like the woman I saw !
If I’m wrong, then I humbly apologise to Mrs WW for being a prick.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

No no no! It’s “If anybody was offended by my comments, I apologise”

astro
astro
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I wanted to make it personal, you know just in case, one day we might …
aahhh, never mind

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

“astro”turfing lol

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
8 years ago
Reply to  astro

But is she Brazilian waxed? That is what I care about.

HotRightNow
HotRightNow
8 years ago

I’d choose to surf for Aztlán. Cool sounding and mystique of human sacrifice is bound to up my street cred.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  HotRightNow

I’d pick Jamaica. You can smoke a lot of dope and totally suck at your Olympic sport and the world will still finds you adorable. Your comic biopic DVD will coaster bongs in dorm rooms across the Western world.

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
8 years ago

I would choose Russia because I fancy vodka and caviar, sexy names like Galina and Natalya, but mainly because I’ve always wanted to see how well I’d surf with a bunch of banned performance enhancing substances ruthlessly pumped into my system.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

you can take the boy out of Brazil, …

meh
meh
8 years ago

Ok BG, you e-fucked yourself. My pop up ad covered my Jordy crying popup, and I got stuck. I made it back but…

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

This is all going to be a prolonged jockey to align themselves with the team they think they have the best shot of making. Unlikely she makes the US team (just like Kanoa). Britain would have been the safe choice though.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Brazilian market is growing, Bethany took all the shine on Kauai

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

There’s a fucken good chance Britain won’t even make the surfing Olympics. Wouldn’t you look like a genius then.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

But the uk has two new wave pools. That is now 3! A sure thing now, non? Aint no stinking third rate colonial pricks now are we.

Hang on. It is wavegarden. Strike the above.

Captain Bee Fart
Captain Bee Fart
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

You definitely are still stinking third rate colonial pricks. Just better at surfing.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

I was under the impression, perhaps mistakenly that if you were on the CT and were one of the top two from your country you represent, you’re in. Is that not the case? ‘Cause if not, you’re right. Who would let them in?

And thanks for calling me a genius! Nick Carroll approved!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Ahhh not that simple. There are only 40 surfers in the Olympic format, 20 men and 20 women. 18 of the 40 will be CT seeds, the other 22 will be selected off WSL, ISA etc rankings. Three nations (the US, Brazil and Aust) will be allotted two boys and two girls each, Japan gets an auto-invite of one boy and one girl, and all the other ISA countries have to fight it out for a girl and boy invite depending on their ISA country ranking. That’s 13 countries aside from those mentioned above, basically.

Oh yeah everyone who wants to do the Olympics has to compete in the ISA Games to gain selection. Including the WSL seeds. Won’t they love going to France in July to get beaten by a 17 year old from Costa Rica or whatever.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Thanks for the clarification. England’s fucked. Good choice by Tati. No way she qualifies for the US but she’s got a good shot at Brazil.

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
8 years ago

Damn, Body Glove still exists?

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  Poop Stance

somebody’s gotta make wetsuits for the short and squat

astro
astro
8 years ago

Carolines got a huge contract coming her way.

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  Poop Stance

Is JOB still sponsored by No Glove, No Love?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Oi i already broke this story in previous comment section. I expect citation sir eg. (DrunkenAngel, 2018, np). X

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

I heard they offered her a Brazilian dollars.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Team Britain’s hopes dashed… not really…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
8 years ago

Seen him surf in person a few times. Fucking rips.

sharkboi
sharkboi
8 years ago

Sorry to be super critical, but I am pretty sure she’s a goofy foot

Kimbos
Kimbos
8 years ago
Reply to  sharkboi

Yes , that certainly got a lame news story off to a rough start


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