Judges "negligent," says the shaper Matt Biolos.
As the rich and good looking Julian Wilson gallops towards a world title in his thirtieth year, it might be interesting to examine pivotal heats en route to this title and the response thereof.
Five days ago, Julian won a semi-final heat at Uluwatu against the similarly rich but not-quite-so good looking Kolohe Andino. The result was not received well by all surf fans.
BeachGrit‘s Longtom had a swing (“Kolohe got absolutely cooked by this phenomenon, the overcooking of Julian’s scores. He was clearly the better surfer, on the better waves doing the better surfing against Julian in semi one.”) and the commentary accompanying the heat video on YouTube was similarly in favour of the moustachioed American.
“Kolohe robbed!”
“Kolohe’s barrel wave was at least an8 something. Bad scoring, bad characters at wsl.”
“Kolohe surfed better in this heat. Came down to Kohole’s barrel compared to Julian’s barrel. Kolohe was deeper, it was a bigger set wave, and he did more aggressive turns.”
“another rigged heat!!? wtf? how many rigged heats in a contest can you have? wsl, when you’re like the whl and nobody remembers yo or what you were,,, don’t complain because you’re becoming irrelevant,,,, fast.”
“Result manipulation. Kalohe was clearly harmed. Your 7.70 should be 8.70. WSL without credibility.”
“Kolohe clearly won & jordy even more so in heat before… wsl is disgusting.”
‘So sad to see how WSL is manipulating the score in favor of JW, it is not a honest way to manager the sport!”
“First they favor him through vs jordy and now vs kolohe man as an australian I feel sorry for julian the judges making everyones energy negative towards him and its not his faut he was overscored. Every decent surfer I know agrees julian was gifted in this heat.”
“I don’t know who got robbed worse, Kolohe or Jordy. That dumb girl Sophie must have a crush on Julian.”
Kolohe’s shaper Matt “Mayhem” Biolos was equally convinced his surfer had been cut off at the knees, jumping onto the FCS Instagram account and calling the result a “blatant rip off.”
Shortly afterwards, BeachGrit’s Chas Smith took pleasure in kneading Biolos’ clay into a story, which you can read here.
It was a short piece and the writer didn’t contact Biolos who subsequently expressed his dissatisfaction in a DM.
“Stirring the pot. Damn, you guys used to call me to elaborate. Not any more, huh?”
Earlier today, I called Biolos, who was about to drive to LA for a flight to Fiji where he’ll be joining Strider Wasilewski on Tavarua, to elaborate.
I say, “Blatant rip off. A sentiment hard to misinterpret.”
“Maybe those words weren’t right,” says Biolos. “I was grouchy and jet-lagged. Blatant means the judges purposely did it and maybe they were just negligent. Just a negligent mistake. They made an honest mistake. And it wasn’t just me who thought it. I watched it individually in the middle of the night and I was blown away. Obviously there was a storm of social media and even legitimate media you like you and Stab believed Kolohe won. I mean, the criteria is speed power and flow. He was going faster, with bigger more powerful turns and better flow. Julian was kinda pivoting and hitting the lip but I don’t think he was projecting nearly as much or linking his turns like Kolohe. Nothing against Julian. He’s surfing very well and I worked closely with him for a long time and I hope he wins a world title. I think it’s his year. The judges obviously think so too.”
I express my belief that there’s something…tight… about Julian, where his phenomenal, beautiful, natural skill isn’t allowed a room to breathe.
“A little mechanical, yeah. Kolohe suffers the same fate. They get knotted up. It’s a similar hiccup in their game. But I thought Ulu’s was (Kolohe’s) to win. The draw was gong down and watching him in that heat with Julian, I thought he’s going to win this heat, he’s going to win the contest. Didn’t happen.”
I missed the semi live, and therefore missed the spike of emotion, and found Julian a clear winner and that, despite claims to the contrary, most heats are a points-per-manoeuvre deal.
“I was watching it live and Kolohe was doing harder turns, going faster, his flow was a lot better and, bottom line, Kolohe’s 6.83 was the best wave of the heat. It sure as hell wasn’t a 6.83.”
After the post, Julian’s brother, and manager, Bart Wilson, called Biolos to register his complaint and ask why Biolos thought Kolohe had won.
“That’s how I felt. I’m not going too hide from it,” says Biolos. “I’m not going to comment on your website and I’ll never, ever, ever sign up to comment on anyone’s website. But fuck it. I’m going to defend my guy. I think he got screwed. I think he’s chronically underscored. Maybe he’s done a few things in his career to welcome that.”
Like board punching and being very sad after a loss?
“You know as well as I do, things like that, and being very successful financially, numerous things. But if you know him as a man, as a person, he’s awesome. Kolohe asks me, does it bother me when he punches a board? I’ve been watching baseball players break their bats for a hundred years. It’s not as if Louisville Slugger throws a temper tantrum every time Mark McGwire breaks a bat.
“I think that there’s a lot of scoring on the WSL where they score the surfers not the competitors. They score Gabriel Medina against what he can do, not in the actual heat he’s in. ”
Mark McGwire’s still breaking bats? who knew..
LOL. Maybe Matt should speak to Trump and get him to speak to the WSL and fix these internal problems. Make America Surf Again????
Did Biolos just admit to being a vampire? “I’ve been watching baseball players break their bats for a hundred years.” Who else lives for a hundred years?
This is a fantastic takeaway from the article. I like where your mind is.
Make the win undeniable, none of this quibbling for half a point bullshit, otherwise it’s just whinging over breadcrumbs.
OK. I will say it. Andino body looks good in that picture. chop the head off and oooo dideeeoooo let’s get busy. ok torso sex is a bit creepy. but you know
No, no nothing creepy here at all. Feel free to elaborate …
You’re really back! And in some style too!
depends on my mental health!
Is julian really better looking that Kolohe? I mean look at his blue steel face in the wsl head shot above? He is hot. The ego and douchery in southern california surf industry types and ‘their guys’ is kind of amazing, if you really look at it as a whole. wow.
I think, in a classical sense, Julian is far better looking although I feel that, with Kolohe, I’d get greater trust and therefore intimacy.
Kolohe was clearly the better surfer to my uneducated eye.
It all seems pretty simple, I don’t think the WSL wants another Brazilian Champion. Julian Wilson would be their best ‘poster boy’ for the Wsl, so they’ll probably try to coast him in, (pad his scores).
Number three in the Seven Innocent Frauds! Trust me mate, the WSL head office has enough trouble getting toi work every day without trying to plan completely impossible shit like that.
“and I’ll never, ever, ever sign up to comment on anyone’s website. “
Instagram’s cool though. Low key and shit.
He’s Julian Lagged. It wasn’t blatant.
No conspiracies, 5 people can’t decide where to have dinner.
Matt: “Stirring the pot. Damn, you guys used to call me to elaborate. Not any more, huh?”
Chas: “We used to give you blatant advertorial until you fucked off to Stab. Not any more, huh?”
Very good !
I have a question – when was the last time a Lost made the podium on the men’s CT?
Genuine question, no innuendo.
I can’t rember. Anyone ?
I think, like formula 1, we should have a constructors’ championship also…… Would really push boardmakers to put a little more cash into R&D
dhd suggested that a long time back
One board and a ding repair kit per season. And no spare fins.
If you need some sandpaper I can contact Cricket Australia who would be glad to get it off their hands though it might cause a scandal if you get caught using it in SA at JBay .
Can’t see the appeal of sanding my balls, personally. Each to their own I guess.
After getting the fibreglass itch from washing my undies in the same load as the clothes I wore making a board… I totally considered using sandpaper on my nuts.
Feral tour
How amazing would that be?
Maybe allowed 2 boards for different wave heights/ types.
See who’s gutsy enough to still be punting airs on a board they’ve had to stick back together after snapping it in half 3 times.
Felipe would be body surfing by the Pacific leg.
How many boards do you think these guys go through in a season? I mean really fuckup beyond reasonable ride-ability.
I know there’s the whole thing about losing pop, lighter glassing schedules and dents etc etc. But do most of them get a brand new quiver for almost each event?
100+ would probably be a conservative estimate depending on the type of surfer and his or budget ?
No way Jose.
I don’t believe that.
Sorry Bicco.
11 events , 10 boards for each , A lot of which are probably sold back to the public through outlets linked to the surfboard manufacturer ?
Mmmmmmm.
11 boards? Brand new goddam boards, 11 each event. All stickered-up and ready to rock for each event. Fuck me.
Say $5k per batch not including transport?
Shiiiiit.
At one stage during his illustrious youth Kolohe was rumored to have received over 200 boards a year from LOST .
I have less and less sympathy for elite sports every day.
I know they ‘pay’ for the boards but… fuck.
FOLLOW THE MONEY.
Balzac / fortune -crime etc.
idk but you bring up a good point. I gather that the upper echelon of shapers view board shapes as being more and more break centric in today’s under a microscope in a fish bowl competitive arena. Have we ever, in the history of professional surfing, beared witness to a shaper owning responsibility for placing a sub-par shaped board under the capable feet of a pro tour surfer? We look to faults in the judging first. Then we look for faults on the commish’s call to run heats when he did. Then we fault the WSL for favoritism and scripted narrative. Then we fault the pro surfer for being less than what he is capable of. Then we fault Jordy for safely surviving but not for long. When can blame be cast upon shapers for continually depriving their pro rider from some semblence of continuity of sled from event to event instead of force feeding the pros break centric boards that the shaper swears must be ridden here but not there. For instance, the board JJF rode at Margs 2017. Why would JJF need to be halted from riding those dimensions at most tour stops? Granted we can find good arguments finding fault in the boards shaped and chosen for a particular event on Beach Grit, but we don’t find it in the article so much as we do in the commentariot.
Maybe we need to acknowledge that, aside from obvious sled adjustments for Hawaii vs. Everywhere else on tour besides landlocked noceanic breaks, it’s better for the product that shapers finally own up from time to time, that they fucked up. Own it. That’s why rants like those by Biolos are getting old. The optics seem more steer blame away when perhaps owning one’s own misjudgement would have been better. Maybe Kolohe didn’t commit to turns of consequence because he had no confidence on his sled. Just wait till they’re surrounded by steers in Lemoore. Then what?
Great analysis.
And didn’t Bicco report here Medina claiming it was ‘difficult to turn’ ?
So where’s the specialised boards for CT-style vertical flapping about on an Ulu wave, as opposed to merely scooting along the face?
I thought Julian’s boards looked too boggy in the nose area in that heat, but then maybe he’s gained some daddy-weight and isn’t admitting it to his shaper!
Moving the event to Ulus sort of highlights my point how shapers may be falling prey to paralysis by analysis. The shaper’s selfish fixation on the most minute details of the perfect board for that particular break robs the pro surfer of the comfort of their unique individuality. If they shaped with a focus on the specific strengths of a given pro’s skill set, then they communicate the confidence reinforcer that the surfer’s needs and wants are the first priority. Theres only enough room in that kitchen for one ego, and it shouldn’t be the shapers. From what I see shapers seem to focus on the board’s comfort relative to the demands of the particular wave. It’s like they envision the board riding the wave without a surfer on the board. Not safety surfing. But is it safety shaping? With the normalization of numerous inputs pressed upon the pro surfer, i.e. coaches coaching, shapers coaching, sponsors all but demanding, the comfort of the pro surfer falls by the wayside.
This needs an article or two. Maybe you and Brutus could do a conversational style thing about board design. I’d love to read it.
Margaret River Pro 2017 . Unfortunately Kolohe found himself in combo and played a minor role in the final while John John ascended to heaven on the ( holy ) ghost .
Ah, yes. That’s right ! forgot about that.
Ha ha!!!
But paid Lost advertorial currently being cooked. It’ll arrive maybe today or tomoz.
How’s your commentators’ reviews of books column coming along?
You read between the lines!
Sorry Matt, but the criteria isn’t just speed, power and flow… Kolohe failed to deliver on the rest and Julian did just enough… unfortunately for them both, they only always just deliver enough to get though heats and hardly ever put it all on the line for the win.
-Commitment and degree of difficulty
– Innovative and progressive manoeuvres
– Combination of major manoeuvres
– Variety of manoeuvres
– Speed, power and flow
yep. nailed it. + in close heats, shapers, friends of, and family will ALWAYS say their boy won. always.
Confirmation Bias is a hell of a thing.
Bi(ol)as ?
Kolohe robbed, SC guys are used to getting better treatment, but since news broke that Lowers is actually in San Diego County we can expect some turbulent times ahead. Also, Felipe just bought a house in Oceanside (N. San Diego) Not really.
Just two days ago I was chatting to a golden 13 year old surfer child at Del Mar.
Me: what’s your favorite break in North County? (expecting Suck Outs or some such favorite of our stickered-up youth)
Boy: Trestles for sure!
And I thought yes San Diego lad, well done! Never be afraid to claim what belongs to you!
Kolohe was negligent in winning the heat. Maybe smash the lip next time?
The Kolohe vs Wilson match up reminded me of a Hardman vs Lynch heat pre-Slater… yeah they rip, but X-factor lacking.
Because of this article I’ve now watched this heat twice… someone owes 10mins.
Send an invoice to Mr Biolos claiming you LOST valuable time ?
…
And then write an article how Sanga’s Floater was overscored in the final of the 85 Hot Buttered Pro Junior robbing you of the unofficial World Junior Title at your own break .
I was 4 years old in ’85 so didn’t care
Yeah but dooma does and is probably still angry .
Its like an artist. You’re not paying for the time it takes to do the painting, but the time it takes to learn how to do the painting. Sanga invented them.
Wise words Pie . No one counts the 10000 lonely hours often in obscurity and struggling against the grain .That floater was game changing. Was lucky enough to be in the trials at that contest and was heavily influenced by that big move at a time of best 4 waves and groveling to the beach .
Or post-Occy
Is Kolohe running for president ? This is sounding like a political campaign where the candidate with the most $ wins the Whitehouse .
Can we have a looks power ranking before JBay?
In a hard hitting watergate way, of course.
Or check the odds at sports bet in an attempt to follow the money trail ?
You went full oceans 11.
Is Jules at risk of the dreaded male pattern baldness? I suspect thinning of the crown.
Do you think his hair will go the way of Mr Slater’s and Go On A Trip and never return .
Another man who’ll look achingly fabulous without hair.
I’m waiting for a Surf Writing power ranking now that we know they’re going to Tokyo 2020.
Good to see you Bleach
Thanks fella.
You used to call me on your cell phone.
Yes, and yours broke you incessant luddite
credit to Julian for putting himself in the right place to get his lifetime achievement world title, jordy could learn a lot from him.
Jordy needs to have a kid, Taj had his too late…
Anyone who survives having a family and is over 40 and still surfing needs a participation medal title to their name.
Perhaps some charitable surf organisations could organise that for us.
Do as i do 3 kids and just don’t go home!!!
My missus would kill me, with death.
I do go home but do get out there on work time!!!! I would like said medal still
Tom, I hereby present you with this prestigious shiny medal in recognition of your hard work in being an older son-of-a-bitch, with kids, and a job, and still getting out to surf occasionally.
You fuckin’ earned it boyo.
Well done.
JJF ain’t got nuthin on you.
I’ve donated your cash prize to the Home for Errant Cockatoos. A worthy cause I’m sure you agree. They are troublesome little bastards at times, and such a cheek.
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thanks gonna print this out and wear it with pride
I should make those into stickers for worthy people like us to slap on the nose of their boards.
Maybe then the kids will show us some damn respect! They’ll know they’re dealin’ with a champ!
kooks used to slap stickers on the nose of a board, now it is go pros.
Nothing says I am no pro like a go pro .
And RH good last 2 days too!!
I’m in!
Meh, I thought both Jules and Kloe surfed pretty mediocre, the judges could have gone either way. However the previous heat was jaw-droppingly bad judgement, Jordy smoked him hands down.
Anyone else notice the scores were especially erratic this contest? Panda does 3 turns and gets an 8, and in another heat (same conditions) Gabriel gets a tube and a bunch of turns and scores a 5.5 or something…maybe they had replacement judges to go with the replacement commentating crew
I thought the judging erratic.
Lots can go pear shaped in Indo.
I think they all got spun out seeing a left point with more people on their backhand. I know I did.
Apparently, a few of the judges copped a bad case of the bali belly. The result? a mad running of the bulls to use the single “judges tower adjacent” shitter after every wave. No wonder the scores were erratic!
Yeah the Jordy thing is my fault. I put a bet on Julian and went way above my limit which ment Jordy got given super powers and surfed possibly his best all year. Luckily for me Judges robbed him and I reaped the rewards.
It’s a conflict of interest having that Danny Clayton pussy boy on the judging panel. Pretty obvious what’s going on here.
Wonder what Matts thoughts are on MOwens boards at Ullus
In what regard?
Brother is growing on me. I’d like to see a little more board punching.
And Biolos needs to read J K Galbraiths The Economics of Innocent Fraud.
Which of the seven frauds applies in this case?
bless, have you read?….what a marvel of style. Not anyone(of the frauds) in particular but a reworking of the premise that is there always some divergence between the approved belief, what he calls the conventional wisdom and reality.
Oh of course, oui etc. I get shivers his posit re: private sector being so embedded in the public sector there’s virtually no distinction tween the two. Its influence on foreign policy and so on.
Read this recently. Was greatly impressed by the use of ‘spin’ to influence conventional wisdom. For a practical guide see ‘Gringo: The story of John McAfee’.
The Seven Innocent Frauds of Contest Watching:
“It’s my friend so he won the heat!”
“I am watching what the judges are watching!”
“The WSL has a fixer agenda!”
“I really know good surfing!”
“I don’t like that person, therefore he lost that heat!”
“My experience of this event from six thousand miles away behind a tv screen is the same as the experience occurring on site!”
“It’s my friend so he won the heat!”
Seven Deadly Overzealous Surf Fan Sins .( from which I suffered when my man from EBC went down by 0.03 of a point to the eventual winner in Rnd 4)
Maybe he needs some coaching from Hoyo. He’s got technique, now throw some aggro power in.
oooooooh good book!!!