Oh cruel world...
When Erik Logan’s away the sociopaths will play. Is that how the old saying goes? Something like that anyhow, and once again proves true for the World Surf League’s President-elect of Media, Content and WSL Studios is there in Fiji having the monster time of his young life and his hometown of Manhattan Beach, California has devolved into utter chaos. Unspeakable chaos and let us turn to the New York Post for more.
A dolphin was found shot dead on a California beach — and an animal rescue group is now offering a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the gunman.
The dolphin’s remains were found on Manhattan Beach about 20 miles south of Los Angeles, El Segundo-based Marine Animal Rescue wrote on Facebook on Friday.
A necropsy later revealed that the sea mammal had been killed by a gunshot wound, the animal rescue group said.
“There is NO excuse for such brutality against these beautiful animals,” the group wrote in its post.
The animal rescue added it will offer a reward of $5,000 if a tipster comes forward with information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person who shot the dolphin.
Have you ever heard of such a thing? A dolphin getting shot and killed? I don’t even think such atrocities occurred during Rwandan genocide (and I know about The Cove and don’t approve but ain’t the Japanese eating the dolphins? Not that I approve…).
Erik? If you’re reading, I know that you have been looking forward to #kampkalama for months and months and, by the looks of it, are truly having the monster time of your young life but Manhattan Beach needs you like it has never needed you before. I don’t want to lay this shot dead dolphin at your feet but I’m having real trouble not laying this shot dead dolphin at your feet.
Come home? Help me help you and just come home. Manhattan Beach turns its lonely eyes to you.
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probably a pro-life nutjob https://youtu.be/HvnqU-1uDUU
Obviously Dolf hopped one of the Bay Boys at Lunada. After the Bay Boys heard about the New Zealand shots fired they had to up their game.
Granted this is not human in anyway as we are all connected…like killing oneself. But we as humans are killing our bothers and sisters daily all in the task of getting money, black gold and wealth. Where’s the news on this….blows my mind.
Prolly have to give evidence and hope the police don fuk it up… they usually fuk it up in court.
Sharks killed a human
A human killed a dolphin
And Erik killed Pools
Yep
Fast Eddie ! You have won a pair of Killer Loop Sunglasses for looping all these kills into one haiku !
But do we know if the shooter did it on porpoise?
Maybe you can find out from his dolphin pod( cast ) ?
But..would you?
It was Nick Dee!…where’s my 5 grand?
Couldn’t agree more. The only logical step here is to work out how to arm all dolphins with guns so this never happens again.
Ha!
On another note – “2010 and 2017, the number of homeless people across Los Angeles County went from 38,700 to over 55,000 – an increase of 42%”.
And the dolphin homicide rate increased by infinity percent. Clearly not a coincidence.
Only the animals deemed beautiful matter of course.
The others can go fuck themselves
kind of like people
Even the most malnourished Vegan would admit nature has deemed us the
UBer ANIMAL.
Chas, you went off the boil for a little while – but you’re back to your shit-stirring best over the last couple of days. Keep it up, funny stuff, matey.
Yes
Yes Chas another all killer no filler effort to enflame the easily enflamed.
But what about BeachGrit’s sleeper cell of easily triggered social justice warriors? That was funny no?
Yep ! That was your post flu moment. The return.
What’s funnier is WSL first gives us Beth who in her kookiness provided gold but she was kinda shy (in an unthinking, uncaring, self possessed way) and prolly secretly ashamed of her own ignorance. We understood that. Even in our merciless mockery there was knowledge that she was out of her depth. Big Shakas for having a go, Beth.
But now with the hiring of eLo the WSL has given us the breathtaking prospect of rampant, unashamed kookiness on a scale never imagined. This could give us so, so much more. With the terror of ‘Pools conquered I await with somewhat baited breath for his next #certaintobepublicisedfeat #theriseofthecorekook
Picture some Celtic warriors travelling through time to see their descendants on a corporate away day doing fat sweaty red-faced paint-ball heroics.
Imagine the cringe-factor for these guys. Shaking their heads, muttering something about ‘kooks.’
I felt the wrath.
Multiple deletes.
Insta Grit. Softcocks
youre a funny cunt for a Seppo………
In other news, 22 humans were murdered in Los Angeles for the period Nov 1-12, 2018, ranging in ages from a 17yr old boy to a 93yr old woman. In response to the human killings, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti said, well, nothing.
Dolphins are happy god-like creatures!
They have a nasty gang rapey recreation thing going on though.
Kind of like league players I guess
Also rapey!
God only eats fish on fridays
“God-like”?
Impressive. I had no idea.
I had one of these happy godlike creatures nearly land on me at North Boomerang ,and near pooped myself, but was so happy it was not one of those unhappy great white godlike eaters that I thanked every happy and unhappy nonexistent godlike entity until the next set came ?
Former Australian McSuper Model , deceived by god-like dolphin ,who leaves her for another slippery water loving mammal with two nipples ( a female dolphin ) , in a furious rage pulls down a gun from the rafters and runs off to shoot ………….. the waves and seek out another happy godlike Derek ? Everyone loves a Balinese Happy Ending ?
I’d like to say a few words of prayer for the fallen fellow fish eater: EEeeeek Eeeeeek BrrrrrrRRRRrrrr clicliclicliCLICK SqueeEEEEEee *whistle*
Dolphin shot himself. He thinks Erik left him for good.
Told him not to paddle on me.
This is deep cut funny.