Innovation: Brave Australian boy makes organic shark bong, gets flayed by ecologists!

“I just want to say thanks to the bunch of sooks..."

What do you want, progressives, ecologists, social justice warriors? Can you please, at your next clubhouse meeting, decide upon a hierarchy of values because it is totally impossible to keep up. Like, for example, what is more important… being organic or keeping the ocean plastic free? Because just yesterday a brave Australian boy was organic, keeping the ocean plastic free, and got flayed alive.

Let us read about him and his plight.

A fisherman and moderator of a popular Facebook group has used the body of a dead shark as a bong, prompting widespread criticism on social media.

The shocking video, which appears on popular group Fried Fishing Australia, shows the man holding the lifeless body of a small shark with a pipe stuck in its head and another pipe protruding from below its fin.

The man then lights the pipe, sucking from it before exhaling, appearing to laugh speak, while the “Baby Shark” kids song plays.

The group defended the post, explaining that the shark was “caught by my mate when we were fishing for mangrove jacks on Friday.”

“After two nights left in the ice box I came up with the idea. There is no possible way it was alive.”

In a follow up post, Fried Fishing Australia said the complaints have led to police have visiting the man in the video.

“I just want to say thanks to the bunch of sooks who have complained to the point of the police visiting,” he wrote. “Honestly I quit.”

And look at that. You made him quit. Now he’s gonna be bringing his plastic bong and/or disposable vape pens onto the boat just pitching them into the water willy-nilly. Just feeding them to whales who will later wash up on Japanese beaches, split open and spill mountains of plastic onto the black sand.

So make up your minds.

Please.

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Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

You got it.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

If you flip it over you won’t need to make a mouth piece.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Fuck dave , just buy negs some flowers, he likes pansies.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

If your Mother died yesterday… condolences mate, but you’re even more of a sad fucker than I could’ve ever imagined being here today. I know the internet and being a dick on it offers a warm embrace and some sort of dopamine hit.

But seriously Ben, come on, shut the laptop and engage!!

At the very least engage with those here with some basic level of respect for humanity.

It’s all we fucking have.

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

“Tower of Babble”

That’s not new material.
That’s my work describing you at one time here. I’ll look it up when I get a chance. Until then, don’t steal other people’s creativity. I know you don’t approve of such.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Thanks Ben I’ll quickly edit that now… and wow! I know others might not appreciate your expertise, but I have Ben Marcus the former full time surf writer editing mine!!
And I certainly don’t mean to be rude here Ben, but is Dementia an issue for you? You seem to repeat yourself…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

I have no problem with milking ones ego for words. Hits, payment, whatever… that’s why 90% of us are are here Ben.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

See, I’m bringing new material out *EDIT by Ben Marcus* of those old bones Ben! You’ll thank me one day.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Google “Shadow Ban on disqus” Ben… I like pushing that button to on when I get alittle bored of your repetition.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

“I don’t even give a shit about this stuff anymore, but that’s almost a hundred thousand people reading something?”

Oh Ben Marcus, you do make me laugh… that “But” mid sentence and the follow up line is pure gold.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

What I can do at the toggle of a button will most definitely not make a difference in this world, the next world or any other dimensions to anyone other than you.
And I know you’re thinking, even asking for a ban. But far more entertaining ways to mess with you Ben.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

Maybe network your noble cause though your vast connections and friendships with the famous, uber rich and surf industry players instead of the common plebs that hang here?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

To be more clear I don’t think you know the level of control I can have over how and what you and others see on these comment threads.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

I know you’re trying to be clever but you’re old and don’t really understand how all this internet stuff works or how it can work.
Pick an avatar/Ip and stick to it Ben.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

don’t give up. keep trying till you get it.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
7 years ago

Sharknado 5 – Its raining bongs.

But in all seriousness, Australia invents WiFi, the Cochlear implant, Ugg boots and now the biodegradeable sharkbong!
For fucks sake all you other countries, pick up your act, do we have to do ALL the heavy lifting.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago

I thought the orchy bottle (up cycled) with a paw paw stem (bio degradable) was pretty eco friendly but this bloke is raising the bar. next he is going to start fuelling his boat with dugong fat.

TallKev
TallKev
7 years ago

This is funny unless you are a shark, definitely a step up from that weird real estate piece

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
7 years ago

Wow! Looks like the US isn’t the only country to be ruined by pussification

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
7 years ago

Best part was “Thanks For Watching Please SUBSCRIBE”, like I give two shits about watching the next step from a teen ripping on a shark.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
7 years ago

I’m conveniently not aware of where International borders start and finish, but personally class just being in the Ocean as being under no sovereignty from “the Man” and his silly no fish-bongs rules.


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