“I just want to say thanks to the bunch of sooks..."
What do you want, progressives, ecologists, social justice warriors? Can you please, at your next clubhouse meeting, decide upon a hierarchy of values because it is totally impossible to keep up. Like, for example, what is more important… being organic or keeping the ocean plastic free? Because just yesterday a brave Australian boy was organic, keeping the ocean plastic free, and got flayed alive.
Let us read about him and his plight.
A fisherman and moderator of a popular Facebook group has used the body of a dead shark as a bong, prompting widespread criticism on social media.
The shocking video, which appears on popular group Fried Fishing Australia, shows the man holding the lifeless body of a small shark with a pipe stuck in its head and another pipe protruding from below its fin.
The man then lights the pipe, sucking from it before exhaling, appearing to laugh speak, while the “Baby Shark” kids song plays.
The group defended the post, explaining that the shark was “caught by my mate when we were fishing for mangrove jacks on Friday.”
“After two nights left in the ice box I came up with the idea. There is no possible way it was alive.”
In a follow up post, Fried Fishing Australia said the complaints have led to police have visiting the man in the video.
“I just want to say thanks to the bunch of sooks who have complained to the point of the police visiting,” he wrote. “Honestly I quit.”
And look at that. You made him quit. Now he’s gonna be bringing his plastic bong and/or disposable vape pens onto the boat just pitching them into the water willy-nilly. Just feeding them to whales who will later wash up on Japanese beaches, split open and spill mountains of plastic onto the black sand.
So make up your minds.
Please.
You got it.
If you flip it over you won’t need to make a mouth piece.
Fuck dave , just buy negs some flowers, he likes pansies.
If your Mother died yesterday… condolences mate, but you’re even more of a sad fucker than I could’ve ever imagined being here today. I know the internet and being a dick on it offers a warm embrace and some sort of dopamine hit.
But seriously Ben, come on, shut the laptop and engage!!
At the very least engage with those here with some basic level of respect for humanity.
It’s all we fucking have.
“Tower of Babble”
That’s not new material.
That’s my work describing you at one time here. I’ll look it up when I get a chance. Until then, don’t steal other people’s creativity. I know you don’t approve of such.
Thanks Ben I’ll quickly edit that now… and wow! I know others might not appreciate your expertise, but I have Ben Marcus the former full time surf writer editing mine!!
And I certainly don’t mean to be rude here Ben, but is Dementia an issue for you? You seem to repeat yourself…
I have no problem with milking ones ego for words. Hits, payment, whatever… that’s why 90% of us are are here Ben.
See, I’m bringing new material out *EDIT by Ben Marcus* of those old bones Ben! You’ll thank me one day.
Google “Shadow Ban on disqus” Ben… I like pushing that button to on when I get alittle bored of your repetition.
“I don’t even give a shit about this stuff anymore, but that’s almost a hundred thousand people reading something?”
Oh Ben Marcus, you do make me laugh… that “But” mid sentence and the follow up line is pure gold.
What I can do at the toggle of a button will most definitely not make a difference in this world, the next world or any other dimensions to anyone other than you.
And I know you’re thinking, even asking for a ban. But far more entertaining ways to mess with you Ben.
Maybe network your noble cause though your vast connections and friendships with the famous, uber rich and surf industry players instead of the common plebs that hang here?
To be more clear I don’t think you know the level of control I can have over how and what you and others see on these comment threads.
I know you’re trying to be clever but you’re old and don’t really understand how all this internet stuff works or how it can work.
Pick an avatar/Ip and stick to it Ben.
don’t give up. keep trying till you get it.
Sharknado 5 – Its raining bongs.
But in all seriousness, Australia invents WiFi, the Cochlear implant, Ugg boots and now the biodegradeable sharkbong!
For fucks sake all you other countries, pick up your act, do we have to do ALL the heavy lifting.
I thought the orchy bottle (up cycled) with a paw paw stem (bio degradable) was pretty eco friendly but this bloke is raising the bar. next he is going to start fuelling his boat with dugong fat.
This is funny unless you are a shark, definitely a step up from that weird real estate piece
Wow! Looks like the US isn’t the only country to be ruined by pussification
Best part was “Thanks For Watching Please SUBSCRIBE”, like I give two shits about watching the next step from a teen ripping on a shark.
I’m conveniently not aware of where International borders start and finish, but personally class just being in the Ocean as being under no sovereignty from “the Man” and his silly no fish-bongs rules.