The mad genius behind Purps, KS Wave Co., Outerknown etc. admits to paying $250,000 to USC for son.
A month and a half ago we all watched as the college admissions scandal rocking the rich and powerful crashed right into our surf world. Well, sort of into our surf world. One-time surf-esque entrepreneur Mossimo Giannulli, husband of Aunt Becky, was implicated and it was good enough for a BeachGrit headline. But in all seriousness, no one has considered Mossimo a surf-ish brand for two decades.
Today, though, Kelly Slater his very self is caught up in the snares via his longtime business partner Jeff Bizzack and let us head straight to Bloomberg without pausing.
The college admissions scandal that has rocked academia expanded as authorities charged yet another parent in the case.
Jeffrey Bizzack, 59, of Solana Beach, California, will admit to paying $50,000 to the University of Southern California and $200,000 to the scam’s mastermind, college counselor William “Rick” Singer, to get his son into USC, according to the Justice Department.
In July 2017, Singer asked Bizzack for biographical information about his son that prosecutors said was for a phony athletic profile. Later that month, Bizzack emailed Singer his son’s academic transcripts, which were forwarded to Laura Janke, the former USC assistant soccer coach, prosecutors said.
Janke then created a fabricated volleyball profile for the son and sent it to Singer, who forwarded it to “the senior associate athletic director at USC,” according to the government. She has pleaded guilty in the case.
Bizzack’s son received conditional admission to USC as a student athlete in November 2017. In December, at Singer’s direction, Bizzack made a $50,000 payment to USC’s Galen Center, a sports facility, according to the U.S. He also made a number payments totaling $200,000 to a purported charitable foundation Singer ran, the government said. In March 2018, prosecutors said, Bizzack’s son was formally accepted to the school, according to court documents.
Bizzack faces a prison term of 18 to 24 months, but prosecutors agreed to recommend a nine-month sentence and a fine of $75,000. Bizzack’s willingness to plead guilty may have led to the recommendation of less time.
Now, you may still be scratching your head with scrunched up, confused eyes saying, “Kelly Slater’s longtime business partner Jeff Bizzack?” All for good reason. Mr. Bizzack prefers remaining in the shadows, pulling the levers. In 2017 Kelly told Tracks magazine…
“Jeff Bizzack. He’s been my partner in everything I’ve done in the past few years… I’ve been the face of it but Jeff is just the bones and structure of everything that we’ve done.”
The mad genius behind Purps, KS Wave Co., Outerknown etc.
Anyhow, going to prison over all this feels very extreme. Which parent doesn’t want the world for their children or do you disagree? Are you a died-in-the-wool communist who cheers any rich and powerful tumble from grace? Are you the sort who calls for the guillotine at the very sight of wealthy grift?
Well that’s rude.
So what if she is less than half his age. So what if Machado is allegedly an adulterer. What has the members of the surf team got to do with Slater and Machado?
Even if they are perverted sex maniacs, there is no law against that.
Give us the details or get ready for your ass to get sued. Surprised this post lasted this long TBH.
Sue away.
Just re-read this kook who I most likely shred over. Dude your writing favors me. You are such a clueless dunce. The postition you are taking is that womanizing and going for barely legal girls is fine. You as their ally completely helps my case. You also claim that Rob and Kelly don’t influence the surf team. Dude they influence the surf team in and out of the water. To be that blind you must suck at surfing big time
Well dude I’m not Kelly nor Machado so I don’t need to sue you. Who did he rape, and when? Put your money where your mouth is, or is it you who are the kook?
“the devil wears outerknown” – the sequel to the devil wears prada
I recommend eating melted cheese before bedtime
This is the story I’d like to read.
You’re rude.
I received an unsolicited letter to attend. My best guess is that I did well on the CAP Tests. Those were tests the whole school took over the course of a couple days that we never aaw the results of. By the kooks like ypu believing they have it made that causes them to believe the same.
Dumb rich people? Kelly says there is no such thing as dumb rich people. He says anyone with a lot of money must be some sort of supreme being.
Really? What else does he say?
i know. Dude is probably insulted if someone charged him full price for anything surf related but will gladly bribe some dude triple the cost of tuition just for a seat.
Exactly
Seriously. Do they not realize it’s not fucking Hahvahd?
see, once they’re in they just don’t show up for practice and no one notices because they were never supposed to be playing these sports. as for classes, once you’re in you cant fail. none of these kids take any science or math, but yeah i bet they still cheat.
Bizzack did something fucked up that has nothing to do with any of the businesses he’s involved in with Slater. This has nothing to do with Slater.
Slater is a huge liar dude. Slater is a rapist. His girlfriend is less than half his age. Slater is a cocaine addict. Slater had a kid and ran off to party with the surf tour. Regarding the above story, Slater associates with Bizzack, who like you said “Did something Fucked Up”. I’m sure Kelly the rapist won’t be distancing himself from him
You’ve got issues. Swapping a 40 for two 20s is kind of par for the course when you’re famous anyway. Maybe you should try it.
It’s par for the course when you’ve been representing one near bankrupt surf company after another. You’re comment helps makes my words true, which they are
English evidently isn’t your first language.
Wait is Kelly’s daughter in college already? Just trying to connect some dots here..
someplace in NYC, he was there visiting a few years back and caught NJ all time.
Kelly is like a typical dead beat dad (most are black). When the kid is in diapers and the parents have to stay up all night chamging them, Slater and the like run off to play. If the kid turns out to be hot – Slater returns. Slater is a sex freak dude .Wake Up
Why did you have to add that (most are black) shit? Maybe you could have riffed on your line of thought by saying, most are tanned from playing outside all day rather than living up to their responsibilities, instead of adding in what is an unnecessary racist opinion.
Up to this point, I was enjoying your insightful interesting rants regarding an opined lack of decency shown by KS and RM.
It’s based on a couple back dudes I’ve known. They knowingly wait until the kid is hot and then return. Kelly’s track record shows the behavior is not confined to one group. However, adding the black part awakens the readers eyes from Kelly’s dream
I still don’t like it – it limits people.
Make him surf XXL Teahupoo for 5 hours on a bad wind without a ski assist. If he survives, he gets to walk with what’s left of his back.
Even better, Have Rob Machado do the same. If Machado wimps out, Slater’s friend goes to jail
Make him do it WITH ski assist. If he’s getting whipped in he doesn’t have the option to pull back.
It’s perfect really. What a splendid message to send to your child! Almost makes up for being rich in the first place.
This is none of your Bizzacks
Then E-Lo pops up behind them drinking a kale smoothie dropping shakas
Comment of the week… you win… nice work
…and then you pop out into the real world dumb and underskilled…or is there no real world for these poor coddled fledgelings?
…yep, that’s the point isn’t it.
https://youtu.be/8rqI8xwXVac
It all goes back to the sacred words of Jeebus-“Don’t be a cunt!”