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Comment live, open thread: Finals day, Corona Open J-Bay!

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Two nights ago, at approx eight-thirty pm, I had to close my eyes tightly so the tears didn’t ruin my makeup. Every time Kelly loses it’s a spear through my heart. His is a magic love spell that no man can resist.

Today, I predict these winners: Gabriel (Owen beset by mystery illness shortly afterwards), Kolohe (He’ll start slow and slinky, like a spider doing the creepy crawl up to its catch), Filipe (the devil will claim SeaBass) and Italo (gave my kid a board as a present).

In the women’s, Caz, by sheer force of reo numbers and Lakey, who can absorb any sort of evil on the face.

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Men’s Quarterfinal Matchups:
QF 1: Owen Wright (AUS) vs. Gabriel Medina (BRA)
QF 2: Kolohe Andino (USA) vs. Adrian Buchan (AUS)
QF 3: Filipe Toledo (BRA) vs. Sebastian Zietz (HAW)
QF 4: Kanoa Igarashi (JPN) vs. Italo Ferreira (BRA)

Women’s Semifinal Matchups:
SF 1: Caroline Marks (USA) vs. Carissa Moore (HAW)
SF 2: Malia Manuel (HAW) vs. Lakey Peterson (USA)

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The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
7 years ago

Exactly he doesn’t have the spice but a fresh water win would make your asterix * t shirt more on point.

Shamus Beaglehole
Shamus Beaglehole
7 years ago

as a child I loved asterix and obelix

Shamus Beaglehole
Shamus Beaglehole
7 years ago

what do I click on to make you guyts money? this is a serious question.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
7 years ago

Here is hoping he wins in the pool and limps over the line with a couple more second places in Portugal and France.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
7 years ago

I missed most moments, NSOS!
But in that case about family health care, but now it’s OK…
I always think about this final between those four: JJF, Medina, Italo and Fil…
Jordy also, but he has that strange power to fuck himself, all, without help.
Italo’s surf now, wears better a powerful wave than a small wave, both back and frontside!

Shamus Beaglehole
Shamus Beaglehole
7 years ago

yeah whats up with jordy, he loses heats all by himself

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
7 years ago

Man…
I lost all… personal reasons…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Meanwhile jbay keeps rifling!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Gabbs could barely speak English first title
Killin it now!

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago

Carissa. So cool. Do it. Just stamp your authority.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

Yeah.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Lakey has lovely skin too

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Mine too

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago

Didn’t Luke Egan win J-Bay? Or was it a non-WCT?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

Guess not

longtom
longtom
7 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

won Derek Hynds speciality event

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
7 years ago

Kanoa pissed off, the grommet is killing it

c4
c4
7 years ago
Reply to  Doobalachy

hope chopes is big this year.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

He looks like DeAngelo barksdale

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
7 years ago

Black top green pants sitting beside green top and grey pants, where is the stylist geez

timsluis
timsluis
7 years ago

Cheers gents. What a night.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago

Ha!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
7 years ago

Praise the bay ,fuck me!

Ollybeak
Ollybeak
7 years ago

Night all. Thanks for the laughs.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
Reply to  Ollybeak

It’s been beautiful…

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

emotional

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago
Reply to  Ollybeak

Thanks mate. Awesome.

Jazzy P
Jazzy P
7 years ago

They should score switch waves on the womens scale…. it would have been a 6.5/7!


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