Longtom on John John: “Airs will be off the agenda for a long time. Maybe for good in competition!”

Fact is, one-in-three NFL athletes have careers ended by ACL ruptures. That knee may never come back to what it was.

John John Florence, two-time world champion and on track to canter to a third title, is out for the year with a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament.

The ACL is a short ligament, one of the two cruciate ligaments that in their crossed orientation provide stability to the knee joint. You can exist with a torn ACL, you can surf.

But it’ll be old man surfing in a straight line.

Worse news than Arctic ice caps melting for surf fans. We were just starting to see John John really open up and with J-Bay and Teahupoo in John’s crosshairs next the prospect of seeing something truly transcendent was very real.

You want to fold that back knee down and hammer the close-outs with a big layback like John did at Bells you’re going to need that ACL.

It’s all very sad news of course, probably worse than Arctic ice caps melting for surf fans. We were just starting to see John John really open up and with J-Bay and Teahupoo in John’s crosshairs next the prospect of seeing something truly transcendent was very real.

Almost certain. No more.

What now?

John’s ACL is ruptured. Partial tears are uncommon, it’s the same dicky knee he twinged in Bali last year which means this time it’s fully cooked. Surgical grafting of either his own patellar or hamstring tendon or if a suitable donor can be found, someone else’s, is used to replace his ruptured ACL.

Forgive me for indulging a fantasy but surely there must be some Chinese political prisoner of mountain stock with very robust knees who could donate the ligament? What a gesture of international reconciliation.

A period of pre-op pre-hab will be followed by surgery then a six-to-nine-month rehab. Airs will be off the agenda for a very, very long time. Maybe for good in competition.

Based on results in the first half of the year John won’t need an injury wildcard for next year. If the re-hab goes well the first we will see of him will be Snapper next year. Very sad face.

The implications short and long term are hectic.

A tantalising title race was in the offing this year if John didn’t run away with it. Jordy, Pip, Slater, Medina at Pipe all beckoned as dance partners for our faux-hawked golden boy. Audiences were up 25% according to WSL; anecdotally from what I heard in my local lineups, surfers were tuning in to watch JJF do his thing live.

I hate the term: an asterisk next to the Title, but really and truly, with JJF out it’s going to be impossible to say the best surfer on Tour won the Title this year.

Young men and gals are going to be busted up by the time they are 30 and Kelly’s career arc will seem even more of an anomaly. Pro surfers are going to have to be re-engineered from an early age if they are to survive the rigours of advanced progressive surfing. Unlike NFL or NBA or even pissant Australian sports like NRL and AFL there isn’t enough high-end talent to burn through.

John has been busted up before advancing the Sport. Landing into the flats at Snapper gave him a high-ankle sprain, broken back at Pipe, the Keramas landing last year that damaged the ACL. The injury toll is an existential dilemma for a sport supposedly based on progression.

Young men and gals are going to be busted up by the time they are 30 and Kelly’s career arc will seem even more of an anomaly. Pro surfers are going to have to be re-engineered from an early age if they are to survive the rigours of advanced progressive surfing. Unlike NFL or NBA or even pissant Australian sports like NRL and AFL there isn’t enough high-end talent to burn through.

Kelly is a one-off talent, John a once in a generation. There’s no replacement waiting in the wings.

Barrinha was an exhibit A example of a sport held back by the fear of injury to it’s top talent. The high-speed wedges had potential for the biggest aerials ever seen in the sport, as noted by Kolohe Andino.

And no-one, apart from John’s flyaway kick-out which caused the injury, attempted one.

Hard to imagine another “extreme” sport where competitors deliberately avoided going big because of the risk of injury. Andino was being ironic when he said the next day “Go small, don’t fall” but that was about the truest thing ever said in a post-heat presser.

Going small is the norm.

John is putting a brave face on it with modern therapy speak.

“I’m excited for this new adventure and everything I will learn along the way.”

The fact is, one-in-three NFL athletes have careers ended by ACL ruptures. That knee may never come back to what it was.

As far as pushing the limits of high-performance surfing we may already have seen the best of JJF. More very sad face.

What will he learn along the way?

If we took the therapy speak to its logical conclusion would his medical team investigate the use of testosterone to address muscle wastage or human growth hormone as a therapy to “promote connective tissue” growth if it helped get the knee back to full strength. Out of season testing for injured athletes seems lax or non-existent.

Would you begrudge John getting access to the latest medical advances which might intrude into grey areas if it meant he could come back full strength to do what he does?

I sure wouldn’t and I couldn’t imagine Sophie would either.

We’ll soldier on but it’s going to be another long year without John on tour.

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Cap'n Crunch
Cap'n Crunch
7 years ago

We all care, but don’t worry, not a whole lot of groms or talent in the foreseeable future coming from the favelas. After Matheus Herdy it’s all down hill.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
7 years ago

Maybe John will enjoy another year off. Personally, I never saw John before like he was this year. I recall posting 1st event he looks so calm & at ease (which was dangerous). Previously, he always looked so frazzled, with those baggy eyes. Possibly, during his time off in 2018, John realised he doesn’t give a phuck about pro-surfing. Too bad about his knee. Too bad about 2019, where John was looking like a deserving champ.

Danny Doyle
Danny Doyle
7 years ago

He got ya there Longy!

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Get used to it. The Wsl, Beachgrit and others are gonna keep kissin his butt– keep him in the spotlight– keep those Web hits coming in……

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
7 years ago

my wife doesn’t know either. she doesn’t care. my son thinks kanoa “nexus 6” igarashi is cool because my son is a stupid kid – kids don’t know anything. he also likes filipe “cross-eyes” toledo because he does those tricks. god i hate people sometimes.

mike m
mike m
7 years ago

I hope Yago makes the cut, he’s just below JJF in fun to watch.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

There’s probably a YouTube of some Pro skater in the 80’s dropping a set of 5 stairs on banana board and it looks terrifying, lol

thanksdude
thanksdude
7 years ago

Thanks Scott 👍

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

sorry, it’s been a long day.

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
7 years ago

Love me some Calafia brother!

longtom
longtom
7 years ago

what about a signed sex toy?

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt
7 years ago

Florence Cares Less. Nothing to Prove. Back to His Beloved Island and Fat bank account.

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
7 years ago
Reply to  Joe Dirt

Shaggles.

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt
7 years ago

Spidey

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
7 years ago
Reply to  Joe Dirt

Whats up brah?

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt
7 years ago

Surf , Work, And Repeat.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago
Reply to  Joe Dirt

Well put…….

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
7 years ago

Dancing on the wooden ship dance floor? With the light up squares? Mayhem and debauchery is what I remember of Calafia, staying in the cheap rooms which were really mobile trailers and surfing mushrooms over the boil. Beers, doobies, and then hit up Puerto Nuevo for dinner and then back to the hotel for the dance club on the ship just above the ocean. I liked when they would announce to all the guests that they will “be feeding the seagulls at 11am” like it was a big spectacle not to be missed. And then they would just wing corn tortillas off the cliff like frisbees from their fancy restraunt and everybody would watch the seagulls fight over them. I loved that hotel more than any other in Baja. Would love to go back.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago
The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
7 years ago

Is this an electronic postcard?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

But think of the psychological effects. Insatiable kneed to go and grab some Chinese take-out.

in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
7 years ago

It’s really fucked up from a fan perspective..John was the closest to kelly we had ,medina prefers to party from now,jordy’s a Coitus Interruptus..dark times ahead of the World Brasil league

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
7 years ago

goddamn right jordy is a coitus interruptus. greedy narcissistic fool and clown. he should open a jewelry shop on the corner in his hometown and a pet shop on the opposite corner, that’s what he should do. this message has been brought to you by the experimental linguistic communist party of australia.

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
7 years ago
Reply to  Lucky Al

coitus interruptus is an interesting point though now that you mention it, the world surf league for example. way to quash talent.

Danny Doyle
Danny Doyle
7 years ago
Reply to  Lucky Al

Calm down mate.

samwaters
samwaters
7 years ago

Yup, he’s headed the soul surfer route.The easy way out?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
7 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Depends if he is one of those highly strung types who simply cannot lose (this may ring a bell). Those kinds drive themselves to victory but have a huge problem when age catches up to them and they cannot win through willpower alone. Retirement comes very hard to those types.

Alternatively he might be just one of those guys who happens to be shit hot at surfing and doesn’t really care for the limelight and competition. Still gotta pay the bills, but depending on how good your contract is maybe you can get away with it (ala Dane Reynolds).

Dennis Commentary
Dennis Commentary
7 years ago

he will have to think about starting a surf school soon
Jjs high performance surf academy or the like
speed power flow etc

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
7 years ago

He should have done his medial ligament. Much easier to deal with. I did some damage to one once. Was playing some work based team sport to get fit for an Indo trip. Two weeks before departure, had the knee bending wrong. With plenty of work colleague witnesses to vouch for the injury, I got a couple of days off and went surfing with my physio mate who strapped it for me so as no more damage could be done. Was a little stiff getting to my feet, but other wise ok. Made the Indo trip now worries.


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