The People's Hero Panda Cardoso. Destroyer of walls. Breaker of chains.
The People's Hero Panda Cardoso. Destroyer of walls. Breaker of chains.

Comment Live: Round of 16, Pipe Masters in Memory of Andy Irons!

Impossible to believe it can get better but... can it?

(Ed. Note: I sincerely apologize if the contest is called off for the day. I have to run north, to podcast, but if there wasn’t a place for us to chat live from the opening hooter, my heart would break.)

If you did not thoroughly, profoundly enjoy professional surfing yesterday then you truly are a grumpy local, a Grumpy local even, and deserve much gazes of wonderment. For I found it impossible not to smile from ear to ear, not to thrill at every bit of it.

Longtom wrote poetry and you can catch up here before tucking into a brand new day below. The quickest recap? Pip and Jordan are finished, Gabe and Italo locked into death embrace, Kelly and John John too, the Wall of Positive Noise came crumbling down on a cuddly panda’s head.

Very rude, all things considered.

I must say, the comments had me in stitches. It sure is fun to enjoy professional surfing with friends.

Watch here.

Chat below.

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Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
6 years ago

G.O.A.T.

Funny how all the star kids suck dick next to him in real waves. Think Gabby will ever make a four section barrel at back door in his life? Never, ever

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
6 years ago

Prior to Kelly’s wave, Gabriel Medina’s multi-section backdoor 10 was the most memorable wave of the past few Pipe Masters. He’s a freak out there too.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

No longer in loving memory?

Smelly gator
Smelly gator
6 years ago
Dave Mailman
Dave Mailman
6 years ago

See you tomorrow! Same bat time, same bat channel!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I have no opportunity to watch, what with family obligations etc.

Have good time, and GIVE’EM HELL!

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago

Judging by the number of people standing on the bluff and waves coming over the wall, there must be some decent action at Mavericks. Think I’ll mosey on over there and watch some more carnage.

bruddah
bruddah
6 years ago

NORTH SHORE SOLID GOLD
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
6 years ago

The useless seeding round strikes again.

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
6 years ago

Damn another 2 hours til next call

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

Looks windy and awful.

vive45
vive45
6 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

Yeah, no way it’s running in 20 min.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

Air Wind …..?

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

It’s not looking good

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Stab’s web stats vs. Beach Grit’s?
WSL web stats vs. Beach Grit’s?

Ashton’s comp stats as a registered WSL athlete?https://www.worldsurfleague…

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

I’m too lazy to check, so I’m hoping someone here knows what the time difference is between East Coast Australia and Hawaii. I have to plan my day.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

9.21 am in Hawaii …. assuming it is 3 hours difference in Tweed Heads so fuck knows north of the border ?

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

At least the curtains are keeping their hue

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Well, that could make it either two hours or four hours difference if I have to add in daylight saving.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
6 years ago

google it bitch…

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

72,000 seconds

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

If I’m too lazy to look it up, what makes you think I’m not too lazy to ignore this response?

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Call off at 10am, then will pump from 11. I ain’t mad, it’s been a good comp.

Stockholm syndrome always strongest during Hawaii

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Will you be rooting for Yago or Julian ?… I personally put club before country !

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

I think I would prefer to root Julian. I am sure Yago is a nice guy and he surfs really good but I reckon he would be an inconsiderate lover

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Good choice ! Just up the road.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

damn crying jordy everywhere, your handle w/o the thumb is like solo w/o chewie…

Crying Jordy
Crying Jordy
6 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

fuck yeah!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I hope he offers you a can of RedBull before the canoodling … gives you wings

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Jules too far that limp dick way maybe? Needs more cunt in him (?)

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

You never know what exotic South American delicacies you might discover with Dora the Explorer …..

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Ain’t my club but it’s my town. Though Julian is honorary Novocastrian now too.

Also have both in fantasy.

I think, Yago

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Next time I’m paddling out on a sizeable day and a duckdive goes horridly, or riddenly as it may be getting sucked back over the falls, I will surface triumphantly, pleased that later session bragging can include a scoring ride, which is the whole .4 bragging to begin with.

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
6 years ago

Go Caio!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

He is currently 3rd in the Injury wildcard of the Year race and sadly will never get one of those nice provisional Olympic Qualifying Tapestries …. I would be for him if he comes up against Kolohe though .

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
6 years ago

I love how the intro completely disregard mentioning him among the contenders still running haha…

Ashton's Yellow Hat
Ashton's Yellow Hat
6 years ago

I just want him to beat Medina. I am a hater.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Black Friday …. what were we expecting ….. Big Wednesday ? 14th Dec were great days for Parko in 2012 and Fanning in 2013 ….

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Looks a bit wild and wooly on the cam

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
6 years ago

I wonder if BL will be back In the broadcast or if the pogroms have been set in motion

Owen's Outgoing Tide
Owen's Outgoing Tide
6 years ago

Stand by

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
6 years ago

The camera just zoomed in on footprints in the sand – I am thinking of that inspirational quote about being carried by god when there are only one set of footprints – who will God carry today

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
6 years ago

Whats the deal anyone know if it’s looking to run today (Friday)?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Mista Spakle

https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Sun’s just coming up. Still looks big

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

thanks, I reckon they will go on hold until 9, then again until 11. then come back for another call at 1.30 before deciding to throw the towel in.
couldn’t quite see on the cam if strider is waiting patiently on the beach like he was yesterday.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

No Stridez visible, it was kinda panned down towards sunset when I looked. But yeah I reckon they’ll put it on hold but if the swell is dropping, could be a crazy 2nd reefy bloodbath!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

You are clueless.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago

Ok maybe just 75% clueless. On hold till 10 local time

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago

Ok I’m clueless. You are Nostradamus I bow down in shame.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Don’t Phuck with the Prophet Phat-wan ……..You May become tired of losing ?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago

I didn’t factor in this nasty short period northeast windswell thing. Basing my projection off buoy 1 11’ at 15 seconds and what appeared to be straight East trades.
I suck and hereby bow down to phat boi.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Don’t be too hard on yourself .

When will the waves be good ? When they are .

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

no need, I am off by an hour.

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

Great strategy for increasing web traffic, even if the WSL aren’t smart enough to do that intentionally.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago
MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago
Reply to  Mista Spakle

two guys out on the surfline cam

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

Ciao and Gabby?


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