Revealed: Female Great White, Tiger and Bull sharks are getting “woke” at an increasingly alarming rate!

Male surfers beware.

And the things you can learn from a TED X talk. But of course you know TED, the Technology/Education/Design speaking series where “famous” people are encouraged onstage to hear themselves jabber in front of others, paying top dollar, and also the TED X edition where un-famous people do the same exact thing except in front of less others and for, I assume, top-ish dollar.

A modern marvel that has taught me art can change the world, school kills creativity, in order to embrace “the other” I must be able to embrace myself and that the female portion of the shark community is getting “woke” at an increasingly alarming rate.

Execpt what do I mean by “woke?”

I mean aware that damned men, cursed men, are the very root of their problems exactly like they are of the world’s problems and especially great, white men.

Don’t believe?

Nasty apex predator but also watch here.

Sharks & Female Scientists: More Alike than You Think | Melissa Marquez | TEDxWellington

And while I agree and understand each and every one of Melissa Marquez’s points, praise her for that narcissistic bravery, I’m very worried that she is merely throwing gasoline on an already raging fire.

For if anything, we’ve learned here that sharks, Great White, Tiger and Bull, mostly only eat men, with obviously good reason, but this new wokeness will only lead to an increase in attacks. A substantial, deserved, limb/head/torso chomping.

No?

Certainly yes.

Obviously well-deserved but if you happen to be a male surfer it is well advised to stay out of the water for at least one year.

Maybe two.

More as the story develops.

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
13 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Ken Rodgers
Ken Rodgers
6 years ago

Poor me poor me. Nice pitty party!!

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago

Who goes to ted talks? The kind of bods who profess to being interested in them are those who, in my limited experience, are short on brains and imagination. Are they an expensive gateway drug to orgasmic meditation? What am I missing? More interesting than spending the same time reading fiction?

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

Now having skimmed through Ms Marquez’s presentation (and assuming it to be representative of most) my conclusion is that it ted talks must be like toastmasters with less jokes. More seriously, where do toastmasters go to once they graduate? Rotary?

Daniel C Crecca
Daniel C Crecca
6 years ago

I can’t tell if you’re serious or just a cunt. Definitely not funny tho.

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago

Bend your aerials – it’s two for the price of one! You get what you pay for monsieur, did you expect to get humour for free? Jeeez Louise.

Dung beetle
Dung beetle
6 years ago

Uhh dude liberal includes sexual liberation. I feel a little sorry for you never having experienced this phenomenon common among millennials.

Joann Klein-Butler
Joann Klein-Butler
6 years ago

I had a hard time gleaning the pertinent information from her speech.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

My kids make me dearly regret having them.

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

What’s the cost per annum so far? The important stuff they don’t tell you in the ante natal classes.

KRIS
KRIS
6 years ago

… counterpoint:

https://youtu.be/3WMuzhQXJoY

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Just a quick fantasy.

She wouldn’t tell me if my shirt was on fire.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Annoying voice, I had to stop before a minute.
I would bone her though.

Mapski
Mapski
6 years ago

There goes your gender reveal party at Shit Pipes.


13
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x