What you can do, today, to start earning 30x!
If I’ve written it once in the past three days, I’ve written it six or seven times. Mostly in relation to sharks, Great White, Tiger and Bull, but it can and should be equally applied elsewhere too. It is the start of a new decade, a brand new start, and the perfect time to make some changes. To earn more money. To make better investments.
And on this note, do I have an opportunity for you that guarantees not 10x, not 20x but 30x return over investment.
Now, you may think the surf industry is still going through the worst economic downturn in the history of mankind. A still-reeling 20-year-plus recession with no end in sight and you’d be correct.
But…
…you know what the Warren Buffetts and Carl Ichans of the world preach and practice?
Zig when others zag and there is exciting potential right under your roof, likely, or for you to make if not.
A child, your child, and turning him or her into a professional surfer.
How?
Please watch this free-of-charge instructional video. My repayment will be seeing the look on your face when you pull into the carpark in your brand-new, leased Rolls-Royce.
Say it with me, “I can Dino Andino too!
You’re welcome!
I’d like to buy shares in current pre pubescent pro surfing children. Kerr and dorian come to mind. plus futures on any jjf or Medina offspring.
Oh man… futures on potential offspring? Boom! It’d crush!
Make sure your kids sport Crocs.
I’d rather my kid had Ashtons job.
No pressure.
Proximity to high grade pussy, drugs, etc.
Was that vid shot from your home based Swedish sauna?
Chas has a face for radio.
Maybe don’t read the latest issue of Australian Surfing Life…
Trent Munro and Nathan Hedge paint a not so happy post Pro-surfer career picture.
First time I’ve brought a surf magazine in a couple of years.
Some great content and stories with Jed Smith at the helm and amazed at just how low budget the advertisers are in its pages. Only Rip Curl and Reef, the rest just outer fringe surf companies I’ve hardly heard of.
But from viewing the mag I’ll be pushing my kids towards a career in the arts as the magazine layout is terrible.
To be honest, I reckon plumbing or almost any trade is a better route to security.
That or having rich parents.
Preferably rich, sociopathic parents who can nurture a deep vein of narcissism in the child to further insulate it from ever feeling weak.
truth
By latest issue, you mean circa March ’05?
It’s just called Surfing Life now huh?
I wouldn’t even know, haven’t seen one in about a decade. I’m amazed to hear they are still bothering to circulate. So does Patagonia advertise in print magazines?
White kids with a Hawaiian first name have a 50% greater chance of becoming a pro surfer.
Or actor?
What about the liquor business, though Lemons drug mule idea is probably best, get ’em in and out of the trade before they can be convicted as adults…
Great tips. I’m going to forget golf and tennis, start spreading my seed all over Cali and inside any north shore transplant. Anything to give up the web cam life – it’s killing me slowly.
All of these things take time and I want a return to payoff straight away. Couldn’t you present a scheme where the the time invested is low and the return is quicker. Like turning the little feckers into drug mules or something?
Step 6:Tell them they get to be home schooled! For as everyone knows, an idle brain a pro surfer makes. So alluring… They’ll never be required to read, learn math, take tests, finish homework while the teacher is going around the room collecting it and/or teaching the next unit, or socialize with normal plebs. None of it! Only sick pits and leather tits!
the public schools force a homosexual agenda on the kids. best to keep them out anyways, surfing or not
Send them to catholic school. The homosexual agenda might be forced deep inside them but they could end up as good as a Brazilian.
They don’t use priests anymore.
It’s now relatively safe.
I went to public school and haven’t felt the need to suck a dick. But you might had a different experience.
Aquatic Steiner anyone?
Lots of messy painting but can’t spell own name?