He is simultaneously the Duke Kahanamoku, Miki Dora, Tom Curren and Kelly Slater of his sport; its godfather figure, its biggest legend, its most stylish practitioner and its greatest champion.
A genre has formed within surf journalism around dissecting the motivations of Kelly Slater.
Why does Kelly do what Kelly does?
The killer competitive drive and all its associated personality traits that fuelled 11 world titles and 20 plus years at the highest level have also proven to be a little of his undoing.
With every passing year, Kelly isolates himself with a need to stay relevant.
How does Kelly, as a once omnipotent surf god, manage the later stages of his career?
Kelly has said he feels like he’s alone and that no one understands him.
But, what if there is someone who has been through similar experiences that he could turn to for guidance?
Mike Stewart, owner of nine world bodyboard titles and fourteen world bodysurfing titles knows what it’s like to be venerated within a surfing sport.
He is simultaneously the Duke Kahanamoku, Miki Dora, Tom Curren and Kelly Slater of the bodyboard world; its godfather figure, its biggest legend, its most stylish practitioner and its greatest champion.
But next year, at fifty-six years old, Mike won’t be on the bodyboarding professional tour, known as the APB. For the first time since 1982(!) he won’t directly qualify to compete on the grand stage at the highest level.
That’s thirty-seven years at the top.
Listening to Stewart speak in a recent episode of the “Le Boogie” podcast, the commonalities between his and Slater’s hyper-competitive personalities become clear.
At one stage, Stewart rattles off a list of things he feels he needs to improve to remain competitive against riders who may be up to a third his age: get more flexible, get stronger and adjust his mindset so he’s willing to endure the punishment of landing moves after hitting heavy sections on sizeable waves.
Says Stewart, “If you want it bad enough, you’re going to have to endure some mean poundings. It’s not a fun thing.”
Remember, he’s fifty-six and has been at the top of the sport since its inception.
The competitive desire to achieve obviously still burns strong. It’s just that these days, the goalposts have shifted.
“I’m competing, but I’m not here to win contests. I’m here to participate, which is a totally different mindset, just to be able to go out there and still mix it up, is a super big thrill for me, and I’m just stoked to do it.”
It’s a headspace that sounds eerily familiar to the one supernatural healer Charlie Goldsmith was trying to impart to Kelly.
Which is, find the joy within the opportunity and experience, rather than the thrill of vanquishing all before you to reach the top.
During the commentary of the last day of the Pipe Masters, Shane Dorian said that Kelly had expressed a desire to do the tour again next year, although this time exclusively riding a twin fin.
Why not?
It sounds like a perfect fit for 2020 Slater. An opportunity to push and explore board design possibilities.To continue to expand the parameters of what people have assumed possible. The possibility of new and novel experiences.
The chance to still compete, but on his own terms.
So, Kelly, forget about an Aussie shaman and go seek out the one other man on the planet whose competitive drive and wave riding experience is comparable to your own for a little advice.
I’m sure you might be able to bump into him at pipe.
Or at the very least, listen to the podcast.
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i wonder if there are also podcasts dedicated exclusively to the “Drop Knee” boogie boarders out there. From what i have seen, they are few, but they are passionate! If not, maybe MS could persuade Keith Sasaki out of obscurity and reintroduce him to the tens of DK Boogiers that carry on his legacy, on bended knee…..
Legendz!
http://bodyboardmuseum.com….
They actually have world bodysurfing titles?
Not sure, but the 2 guys that I use to body surf with on Oahu met at a body surfing contest at pipe in the 70’s.
We would go out at big Makapuu for hours. Best work out ever.
Kelly can still make it to Japan for the Olympics – as a TV broadcast commentator. Hope the ISA and WSL make this happen, if he is interested. His insights would be most informative for all viewers. In the meantime, hope he tours again this year. Makes the CT more entertaining.
Q: How do you make a bodyboarder really mad?
A: Repeatedly refer to them as a boogie boarder. They will always immediately correct you and call it BODY boarding, but just keep calling it BOOGIE boarding and watch the steam start to build. Good fun game to play with them to see how mad you can make them.
Kelly, if you are reading.
I feel all alone and no one understands me either.
And I’m married with kids.
Actually my wife would say she knows me better than I do myself but that’s merely a prediction of retarded behaviour, not full knowledge of my interior workings.
Get over it mate.
Get a job. A real job.
Pretend you are a real person and slum it doing something soul-destroying for a year undercover.
Then come back to us and complain how you got it so hard.
As for boogies! I got nuthin cept I got a shit one to try to interest my kids in wave-sliding.
Some would say he is crying he’s hungry with a loaf of bread under his arm.
I actually have respect for serious boogie boarders and body surfers.
The guys I use body surf with in Hawaii actually met out at pipe.
A gardener who works where I deliver mail has a van with a shitload of bb stickers so I said hello one day and was being polite asking where he goes out etc.
Guy has over 100 bbs, and was explaining to me why the old ones are better and worth a bit of money.
I think he said it was in the 80’s when a chemical they were putting in the foam got banned and they were never as good. Always scoping out hard rubbish for the big hit.
Holy shit, you’ve just come up with the idea for WSL’s next reality series.
Remember that show “Undercover Boss”? Well, prepare for the WSL’s new series, “Washed Up”, where former pro surfers go undercover in the surf industry for laughs. Similar to what JOB did in one of his films where he pretended to be a kook and joined a surf school.
In episode one, Kelly Slater puts on a wig and visits a randomly selected surfboard shaper, asking them for a ten-board quiver suitable for an almost 50-year-old who’s training for the Olympic reserve squad. Clearly anybody who heard this pitch will think he’s a deluded kook and hilarity will ensue as the shaper returns a bunch of mini-mals, eggs, and fun-boards.
The best episodes will be the ones where the selected pro’s real identity never gets discovered, and they come to the self-realisation of just how irrelevant they are 2 years after dropping off tour.
Mate, give it a rest. No-one gives a flying fuck about bodyboarding. If it was that good you’d have your own website to go to.
I think you missed the point of the article….
To make a tenuous link from surfing to bodyboarding and shoehorn in some boogie chat?
No, I don’t think I did.
Shit, your on to me. To be fair I just write em, Derek decides to run them 🤔.
P.S there are boogie websites, but really small minded cnuts on them don’t want to hear about anything outside of what they surf, sad really.🙂
How very clever of you.
But it’s not about being small minded or sad. It’s just that bodyboarding is pretty fucking boring. And worse – ugly.
And it’s ok to spell CUNT correctly here. I’m sure mummy isn’t listening.
Maybe it has nothing to do with his mummy, maybe its just good manners. Anybody can shoot off a bunch of swear words.
For the umpteenth time – FUCK OFF.
I’ve always wondered how much “ump” is…
Less than a Bejesus, more than a shit-load, but not as much a metric Fuck-tonne.
I was actually referring to king Cnut, who despite ruling over Denmark, Norway and England, famously never developed ” undiffertiated perspective taking”. This meant that he never developed the understanding that others may have feelings, views, or ideas different from their own, something that usually occurs as children mature past the age of 3.
I don’t know if your a cunt, but you sound like you may be a Cnut.
Good Googling. Bravo.
But if you’re trying to front as a clever cunt you might want to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
I wasn’t going to mention it, but you’ve made the same error on two smart arse replies.
Damn. The ” You made a grammatical error therefore rendering your points invalid” trump card. You win. Thanks for your 😁 sparring. Have a good one…
Man, you truly are a piece of shit. Congrats on that achievement I guess.
The world according to Chazz. All hail Chezz Michael Michaels.
(shit I made a typo, do you think he’ll notice?)
He could still surf if a shark took his leg
That’s one good thing about lidding.
There’s people with one leg who still manage to surf standing up. Some folk can’t even do it with two.
Haha, for better or worse, there was only one da Cat.
talking about attention whoring, shark fetish season is full on eh…
Wow…there are boogie board podcasts?
Wonder what kind of people listen to them I’m sure they’re all potential serial killers.
I actually looked on Itunes today. Couldn’t find any.
Serial killers or boog podcasts?
There’s heaps of serial killer podcasts. Unfortunately the one I’m looking for on the perfect crime hasn’t come up yet.
Boogie. Not much interest in serial killers.
Le Boogie!!
Like fat chicks…fun to ride, but don’t want your friends to see you on one.
Since being cool is so adult like. Lmao.
Wow…there are outdated and laughable preconceptions on BG?
hahah..I use to boogie board at Makapuu with friends in the 80’s
I’m 54, of course I have outdated and laughable preconceptions.
Whenever I see a lid out, the little pigeon voice yelling you are clogging da lane bra at Diamond Head 30 years ago always pops into my head.
We all have our dirty little secrets
Yep, but you have to be laying down to listen to them.
On your belly
Laughing lying down
LLD.
yeah but you actually have to be above the surface to hear them, a place it seems a lot of you don’t spend much time at.