2020 is going to be great!
And the year is officially over, more or less. Fireworks have already brightened Sydney’s sky. Hong Kong had its firework show canceled due to the possibility of unrest though the wonderful folk in Baghdad picked up their slack and threw a wonderful party at the American Embassy.
But the most moving celebration happened in a Russian aquarium where two ancient foes came together, showing the world all the hope, all the beauty that 2020 might hold.
Oh you know how ghastly sharks are, Great White, Tiger and Bull, how they look to each men, terrorize children, hate people with a sociopathic zeal not seen since Dr. Hannibal Lecter starred in good movies but do you not believe? Let’s read together from the United Kingdom’s Daily Mail.
Visitors to an aquarium were treated to a show with a difference when a scuba diver started dancing with a shark.
Surreal footage shows the diver holding one of the animal’s fins while he wraps his right arm around it at the oceanarium in the Neptune shopping mall in St Petersburg, Russia.
The shark is seen floating in a vertical position while the unlikely dance partners slowly turn in front of astonished onlookers.
The oceanarium has 41 aquariums, containing 150 species of fish, sea mammals and other marine life, including 4,500 exotic and tropical fish.
Among the regular shows are ‘Feeding The Seals’ and ‘The Shark Show’ – which the diver here clearly seems to be participating in.
And do you have a tear in your eye too? Are you openly weeping?
I don’t know how long this detente will last but we should all enjoy and be the best us we can be for the next few hours.
Happy New Year to all!
Now Trump will want this shark to piss on him. Russia is like Vegas without the confidentiality.
russel coight
Oh for the love of God!!!!
Cannot any one else see what these horrible creatures are doing?!?
They are pulling a pr stunt!
Trying to take the edge of the fact that they plan on KILLING US ALL!
“Look at me I’m a friendly dancing shark…come swim and dance with me”.
Yeah right, I’m not falling for it. I’m awake to these fin fuckers evil plans.
Chas I’m shocked you fell for the public relations make over so easily?
Or have the swimming man serial killers paid you off too?
You mean, “i’m woke to their plans”, don’t you!
Chas, I don’t expect you’ve had time to watch anything other than all the Bowl games now the Eddy Dont Go, but guess what ?
I have discovered a little known American sport that’s got legs !
I clicked on something called the ACL expecting some kind of college type sport but No !
This is better than Koasteering ! The American Cornhole League. (Not that type of cornhole you filthy minded cunts !)
Just like ten pin bowling but faster and simpler.
Recommended viewing. Your favourite medication is required.
I fucked up my ACL when I was 27.
Thanks.
Some cunt took my acl out on a chair dismount on a ski field.
I’m lying on the snow in severe pain and the fucken kook is standing above me saying, “Sorry, mate. I got off too late. “
Im on the ground swearing at the cunt, “ Fuck off ! If I could stand up I’ll fucking kill you ! You fucken egg. Fuck off !”
In the cripple coffin and skied down to the medical base.
Four months recovery. Fucken great.
Thanks
Feel you brother.
Fuck fuck fuck all CL injuries.
God was obviously having a drunken afternoon when he designed the human knee joint mechanism.
“Ah fuckit, that’ll do”
At least I was retarded enough to do it to myself.
I have a relative who is a nationally ranked cornhole player and has been making a living on his winnings and conducting tournaments. Seriously
I know !
It’s legit – espn show it so it’s got legs.
Fuck – to think you can legitimately make a living off something as stupid as surfing – why not cornholing ?
Hahahahar good on your cuz !
The dirtiest of dancing.
a wobbegong tried to bite me on the balls once.
You probs were getting lots more waves than other people and it thought you were shellfish.
Dirty dancing ?
Couldn’t find any or were too small to bother?
Whitey tore my left nut sack open. I was more worried about the nearly severed femoral.
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CHREEEEEEE-puppp
Whistle click click click
{tail splash bearing left}
Krick
Criiiiiiip!
I’m sure I probably agree with what you said.
I wish I was Universally Adored like you.