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“Horror stingray strike” on pristine Australian beach leads to heart attack, near foot amputation, two-year bed stay and a beautiful fairytale ending!

It's anti-depressive!

Of all the things we surfers, we ocean enthusiasts, fear most, I think stingray hits are number one. Oh sure a “man-eating” Great White may take a chomp, a Killer Whale may tease before torturing. Eels, puffer fish, saltwater crocodiles, rabid seals and grumpy locals can, and often do, inflict terrible damage but the lowly stingray, hiding in the sand, waiting for his moment to throw his barb into our tender feet is both too common and too painful.

We try to tough it out when getting hit, though, don’t we. Try to keep the tears at bay and carry on like brave little soldiers but come and read the potential horrors of ignoring the terribly sting. Of not urinating upon it immediately then having your best friends urinate on it too.

But wait. Can a fairytale love story come from trauma? Let’s read the story of Sharon Glenelg, a powerful executive who was struck while “going for a little paddle” near Adelaide.

It was the first day of their visit Down Under and Sharon was determined to show the wine distributors her beautiful hometown, but in the murky water she didn’t notice a threatening tail.

I took a step and landed on a stingray, which pushed its barb into the bottom of my left foot,’ she said.

Although it was bleeding Sharon was determined to continue the trip, and simply patched up the wound.

But on the flight back to London her foot ‘blew up like a balloon’ and she was told the barb had caused extensive nerve damage. A serious infection had settled in.

‘I had 10 operations during this time and was off my feet for a total of two years. There was a permanent PICC line inserted into my arm feeding me the harshest antibiotics… they turned the whites of my eyes orange.’

She was flown back to the Royal Adelaide Hospital after three months to be treated by their new foot clinic.

On two occasions doctors talked about amputating her injured foot but they were able to save it by inserting plates and screws around her third and fourth toes.

‘I have been left with neuropathy in that foot, meaning I can’t feel anything,’ she said.

Sharon describes those two years as some of the ‘toughest’ in her life, made lighter by the fact she reconnected with an old friend – who would later become her husband and father to her children Luka, 13, and Hugo, 11.

She also decided to devote herself to things she had always wanted to do but put off when she was working so hard, namely singing lessons, knitting and mosaics.

Sharon even studied to become a marriage celebrant so she could bring joy to her friends, something that occupied her time while she wasn’t able to walk.

So there we have it. Yes the sting was painful, very damaging, but because of it love was found, children were had, singing, knitting and mosaics all practiced and friends joyously married.

Even stringray hits can be anti-depressive in the right context with or without much urinating.

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Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Someone a seriously fucking ugly foot(her left one too)

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

New on this week’s ‘Mouth Swap’ !

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Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

For shame.

michelspatisserie
michelspatisserie
6 years ago

I remember in my nippers Surf Life Saving days, a girl in the shore-break fell off her kneeboard right onto an agitated ray. Pierced the femoral artery, blood was gushing like a tap, she lost litres per minute. Survived thanks to all the off duty nurses and doctors. My club never had any remarkable swell, (we volunteered to save people eat our fush n’ chups) so no frequent rescues, and this was about the most engaging thing that ever happened there.

m0rt
m0rt
6 years ago

My Mrs got stung a while back and reckons the pain was up there with child birth! Growing up surfing i’d never seen someone get stung & had no idea what to do. The little bastards inject poison into you that breaks down your flesh\muscle tissue & the only way to neutralise it is to cook it, kind of like an egg white. So you need to stick the wound in a bucket of hot water (as hot as you can stand without burning you) and keep adding hot water until the pain goes. Leaving it is the worse thing you can do which is probably why that chicks foot is now fucked up.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  m0rt

The video you edited “If Surfing Was Like Tennis” (or something close to that title), is still to this day one of, if not the greatest commenter contribution to Beach Grit EVER!
Glad to see you around here again m0rt!

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
6 years ago

Shit she must be tough ! patch it up and carry on!! PHARRRK,
Many moons ago when surfing my then local a great left hand reef 40 mins North of Perth, i waded through the only little sandy patch in the reef and I copped a stingray barb straight into the dorsal artery on my foot. Without a doubt the most excruciating pain i have and likely will ever experience in my life. Bloody ouchy!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

CRIKEY!!!

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Got a foot fetish?

Numbnuts
Numbnuts
6 years ago
channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Numbnuts

I don’t get it.

Besides, that image looks more like an eagle ray, which doesn’t have a bitey arse.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

Closest relative of the shark…..just sayin’.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

It would have been truly anti-depressive if she took up surfing to show that stingray she could float above the water like a stingray god and it didn’t happen in Adelaide.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Did the new husband reconnect because he was enchanted by her foot injury and orange eyes?

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Years ago I was leaving the water at my local, and walked up to a guy sitting on the sand holding his right foot while showing obvious signs of a low pain threshold, and pain delivered by the successful strike of a stingray. He looked up at me, which is when I told him he needs to piss on his foot to alleviate the pain. He stopped wincing and whining and gave me a stunned look. I walked away content that we had a meeting of the minds. A meeting where we agreed humor in such moments is essential. You see, the barb entered that skinny toe next to the big one, entering right at the tip cleaving off all the flesh leaving nothing but exposed toe bones as it pierced into his foot. I felt good having contributed to his care. Humor, like first aid. I even second aided the poor bastard alerting the lifeguards to his predicament.


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