Just in: Second Great White shark found killed and wedged under reef at Margaret River!

Good times etc.

They don’t mess around in the West, home to the great Kanga Cairns and waves that make the nostrils of even the hardiest big-waver dilate.

Four weeks ago, as reported here, “a scuba diver discovered buried in a shallow reef cave underneath stop number three on the World Surf League’s Championship Tour Margaret River…Our source on the ground says, ‘Some of the fishermen here are real cowboys. They carry guns when they go out in case of, uh, emergency.’”

BeachGrit commissioned divers to photograph and video the grisly discovery but by the time the swell had dropped enough to get into the cave, the shark was gone.

Now, according to Surf Life Saving WA there’s been a report of another dead Great White found “wedged under reef between South side and Rifle Butt beach.”

Two questions, I suppose.

Did the original dead shark get pushed deeper into its hole, giving the impression of its disappearance, before getting squeezed back out?

Or did the area’s cowboy fishermen kill a second Great White and jam it under the ledge, if that was possible, as a grim warning to other sharks?

And, a caveat:

If Western Australia’s healthy shark population causes you worry, don’t go near the SLSWA twitter account, a sorta porn site for people who get off on hearing about sharks at their local surf spots.

Since Feb 1, they’ve reported the dead White at Margs, an eight-footer fifty metres off Rocky Point in Dunsborough, another eight-footer two hundred metres off Windmills in Dunsborough, two eight-footers circling near Margs main break, a ten-foot Tiger a hundred metres off a Busselton groyne, an hour north, an eight-foot Tiger caught, tagged and released near The Womb in Gracetown, two eight-foot Tigers just off Rocky Point in Dunsborough, the closure of Bunker Bay in Dunsborough because of sharks, an eight-foot Bronzie near The Farm in Dunsborough and thirty swimmers evacuated from the water at Yallingup ’cause of a “loitering” eight-footer. Species unknown.”

Good times etc.

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Annied
Annied
6 years ago

This article does not make reference to gun laws so why are the comments about gun laws . Wtf.. crazy

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago

Balder dash

hhm
hhm
6 years ago

A real man would accept that he is little more than a chicken nugget in a shark’s soup and just get over it. Killing these animals is wrong.

R C
R C
6 years ago
Reply to  hhm

Or the argument could be made the we are at the top of the food pyramid and we control their numbers so that they are not a problem.

Kevin Meisner
Kevin Meisner
6 years ago

A dead great white shark will keep other great white sharks away. It was proving off the coast of California. Where killer whales began killing and eating great whites. Scientist noticed the death scent can be used as a deterrent as there are no more great whites in the area. Most likely surfers are using this proving method to keep the surf locations sharkless. This could have been a different angle to researching the story

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
6 years ago

Fake news

Luisa Teixeira Wintour
Luisa Teixeira Wintour
6 years ago

Sad

mark comerford
mark comerford
6 years ago

Boy is Australia a great place to live, maybe we could get a few of our “model” citizens like Bieber, Ocasio, Weinstein, McConnell to move there!
We can always hope! ! !

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago

Or you could just go to the Sharksmart app and be pinged dozens of times a day by some of the 600-odd white sharks that’ve been tagged off the NSW coast in the past two and a half years, now wandering around and setting off receiver buoys up and down the coast. And yes amazingly almost never attacking anyone.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

So only adolescent sharks out that way lately ?
8 footers all over the place, but what about the big ones…

quinton
quinton
6 years ago

Ok I’ll bite……firstly accusing humans of placing the Sharks there under reef ledges is a weak hypothesis at best and secondly due to 1996 nazi fascist laws only certain groups of people can own rifles in Australia, so if there are fisherman somehow actually shooting sharks they would have to work for iether the fisheries department or some other government contractor company. Unless farmers and swat cops are having fun in the sun, sea side style??? I highly doubt the casual local father or husband is out there with a .223 or .270 Winchester rifle taking pot shots at sharks

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  quinton

Well quinton there are some pretty dumb testosteroney sorta people out there who believe in the Witch Theory of shark repellence, ie hang a dead witch at the entrance to the village and all the other witches will run away. But here’s the problem with that: there weren’t any witches in the first place. And there is truly and absolutely no evidence to suggest that dead sharks scare away live ones, indeed, if you catch a shark and kill it and hang it off the side of your boat, before long it will be attacked and eaten by other sharks.

But no no no, you do it anyway, because being a testosteroney fishing Man means you know that killing shit is always the best way forward.

If someone is attacked at Margaret main break in the next few months while that shark rots away under the ledge, the clever dick who stuck the shark there should perhaps think again on their cleverness.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

What do they expect at a place calked Rifle Butt Beach? Colt .45 and lever action carbine carrying cowboys dont take kindly to no trespassin shark vermin

Dennis Commentary
Dennis Commentary
6 years ago

Walking along the beach in Dunsborough the other day, a great white crawled right up onto the sand and took me dog stiffy
Rip

R C
R C
6 years ago

Sorry for your loss😃

Diona Guisewite
Diona Guisewite
6 years ago

A Great White can’t come up on sand as it would beach itself. Want you say what really happened?

Panda's sack rash
Panda's sack rash
6 years ago

Ian Cairns from Margs now….

Rhett Corbett
Rhett Corbett
6 years ago

Show me where the big bad shark bit u. It would be a different story if sharks walked up onto land and bit people. 🦈🦈🦈. Watch Discovery Channel or Shark Week ya might learn something. Enjoy surfing at dawn/dusk. Or swimming in rivermouths. Dinner time/place for sharks.

timsluis
timsluis
6 years ago
Reply to  Rhett Corbett

There is almost fuck all to be learnt watching discovery channel. Read an actual book mate, or better yet, a couple of those peer reviewed scientific papers.

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago
Reply to  timsluis

Abstract: “The Authors found that the relative risk of wanting to tee off on the skull of a shark story commenter was found to be 17.6% higher than the Tee-off rate on surf related story commenters, even normalised for frequency of comments across a range of Beachgrit Articles.
The authors thus found the Article Reading Satisfaction Equivalency Score of Shark Articles to score 15.4 points, [or 13.7%] below that of Non-shark related Articles.
Thus the A.R.S.E. Score differential demonstrated Non non-inferiority of Shark related article comments though with a p score of 0.05.
The Authors concluded that, due to this demonstrated Non non-inferiority, replying to Late Adolescent Male English-speaking commenters in Shark related articles resulted in a statistically significant rise in serum Cortisol and Metanephrine levels, and that L.A.M.E comments should be ignored.”

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Sikkk!
Totally makes sense! Thanks for your tireless research and in depth anal ysis

Diona Guisewite
Diona Guisewite
6 years ago

This is intentional and the “Ocean cowboys” should be punished . I think they’re thinking if the sharks smell a dead shark they’ll leave the area. No excuse for ignorance. They need to find out who’s doing this and put an end to it.

R C
R C
6 years ago

This is all speculation, let’s not hang them until there’s proof.LOL

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I’m gonna start stuffing dead avocados into the space under the kitchen units.

Just in case.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I remember JOB found a drone wedged in a pipe cave a while back
I guess it’s trending

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

#stuffyourcavechallenge

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Ooo-er Missus.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
6 years ago

Difficult to accomplish but what a great shark mitigation technique. Clearly it works given there has never been a shark attack at the break. They must have been doing this for years!

R C
R C
6 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

Actually the US government in the forties discovered that ground up shark is an excellent repellent. I actually seen the video about this on this site. So there seems to be some scientific proof to this.

Brett Schaefer
Brett Schaefer
6 years ago

Are there crocodiles around that area?
They are known to stuff their food into holes and such to allow it to decompose a bit before consuming.
Just a theory

Justin Pardick
Justin Pardick
6 years ago
Reply to  Brett Schaefer

Exactly what I was thinking. Crocs or porpoise or killer whales or mabe the scent scares other sharks to stay away when surfing. Idk mabe a giant eel brought down

Rhett Corbett
Rhett Corbett
6 years ago

Catch these morons & put them in jail. Or jam them under a ledge with no air. 🖕💩

R C
R C
6 years ago
Reply to  Rhett Corbett

Yeah that makes sense kill somebody over a shark being killed. My buddy just shot 12 pheasant and two quell we’re going to have a hell of a cookout . Then we’ll March yourself down to death row.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  Rhett Corbett

Didn’t we tell you before this was an emoji free zone?


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