"I was wondering if I could get some money for my wavepool." "How much?" "Oh, fifteen million."

New Zealand company enters sea machine race; promises twelve-foot waves: “We’ve cracked the code and can provide bigger waves than any other man made wave on the planet!”

The Sea Machine arms race continues…

Before a mysterious virus climbed out of the ooze of a multi-species Chinese slaughteryard, there was a wavepool race going on.

A reminder.

Wavegarden leads, currently, with its proven commercial viability and American Wave Machines (Waco, Jersey super mall) is in second place. The WSL’s yet-to-build-a-second-tank KS pool is a distant third along with old-new entrant, Tom Lochtefeld, whose Surf Loch is going to be used as part of a member-only retreat at a remote site just west of Sydney and as the tech behind the new Magnusson-Robb pool in Palm Springs.

And now there’s a new player.

Forty-nine-year-old New Zealand entrepreneur Josh Nepia, the owner of Surf Mountain, an off-road track for scooter riders in Auckland, says local technology is able to create waves “up to twelve-feet high”.

He wants to build a park called SwellPlanet and has already lodged a building consent application for the fifteen-million dollar construction.

SwellPlanet’s website promises, “bigger waves than any other man made wave on the planet…any kind of wave you like – lefts, rights, steep hollow barrels, long peeling walls” although videos and photos posted show Wavegarden and American Wave Machine pools.

Meanwhile, Surf Lakes, the pool tech that features a giant plunger which failed spectacularly during a test run at its full-sized testing facility, has promised to break dirt on a Gold Coast tank with eight separate waves and permanent offshore winds sometime in the next “nine to twelve months”.

Exciting times etc.

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Tallkev
Tallkev
6 years ago

They look like real shredders

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Presumably it’s planned to be near the current ‘snowplanet’.
The land alone would cost $15m, let alone whatever fantastical new build technology they’re planning.
And Auckland has had the driest summer on record with water restrictions all round so unless they’ll have their own reservoir it seems unlikely they’ll get water usage permits.
A more realistic site would be on the flat land beside the airport at the edge of the Manakau harbour and pump seawater to it.
Then they gotta power the thing.
Hhmmmm, I’m dubious…

RQ.
RQ.
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

100%

The guru
The guru
6 years ago

Hey Derek where does Webber fit into your rankings?
I think back in about 2013 or thereabouts he was scouting for investors with an opening date set for a year or so later, bandying about incredible estimates of numbers and revenue.
A few called him out as overly ambitious, those same few were criticised as being negative cynics.
Any idea when Webber is going to finally get a surfer to ride one of his waves and blow us all away?

astro
astro
6 years ago

Sometimes I have swell city – I discretely make an adjustment and all’s good.
12” nah not on a good day, more like an angry inch – 12’ lmfao

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

“SwellPlanet” —catchy name…….

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

One earthquake and it’ll be slab city with shipstern steps.

RQ.
RQ.
6 years ago

This will get about as far as ‘wave box’ did in auckland at a guess. Pitched an amazing wavepool, took investors money and ended up building a shitty 1ft flowrider.

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  RQ.

There was also the artificial reef gedi from nz – lolololol. A few bags filled with sand hahahahar and give us $$$$$$$$$
Fucken hell.

RQ.
RQ.
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Same company I think. ASR.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Not too bright over the ditch..to be fair i think it worked for a day or so

Fu Hunter
Fu Hunter
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

same guys involved as the reefs .. Pipe dreams!! make big promises & deliver lemons

omlete
omlete
6 years ago
Reply to  RQ.

Did they even build a flowrider? I thought it all just faded away to nothing. I’m wondering if they plan to build it near SnowPlanet? Hence the name?

RQ.
RQ.
6 years ago
Reply to  omlete

they did, and it sucked even for a flowrider.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Surflakes now feels like the (aviation) Wright brothers hawking their biplane while Concordes and fighter jets take off behind them.

Of course I’d love to be proved wrong.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Don’t slag-off the the whomping donut, man.
When that sax-gimp metal band gets on there, it’ll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall time epicz.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Thad be fuckin rad

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
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pubes
pubes
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Dane Gudauskas really is a man of many talents

Choc
Choc
6 years ago
Reply to  pubes

Fuck that tickled me on the inside!

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

It does look like a scam investment opportunity at the moment.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

It’s still my favourite.
Exposed workings. Truth to materials etc.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

True true, I have no idea where the URBNSURF waves come from – they seem to pulse out of a concrete wall.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Some sort of Cronenbergian quivering stone sphincter. All bestrung with biomechaniod ligaments and dripping ooze.

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

They even have Sarge wearing black in the foreground of their Mock-up Pics. That’s so 90’s.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

It even looks like a steam powered Jules Verne inspired broken rusty dunny plunger..

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST steam powered Jules Verne inspired broken rusty dunny plungers ?!?!?!?!? EH!?!?!
racialist bastard.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Steampunk, FTW!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Yeah.
I prefer this reality.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…


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