A guide for how real surfers and other not real surfers can get along!
There was once upon a time, in mankind’s relatively short history, when animals participated in our entertainment. We had juggling bears, dancing monkeys, leaping orcas, prancing elephants, fighting kangaroos and, best of all, circus seals.
Oh those lovable clowns put on such a show, balancing balls on their noses, clapping their flippers, playing horns and sometimes dressing in drag. Lipstick, skirts, flowers behind tiny ears etc.
Well, even though “animal rights activists” have forced most of these playful creatures into joblessness, it is wonderful to know that out in nature they still love to perform for the simple joy of it.
And witness an adorable bear gently kissing a 1940s-esque circus seal wearing a comedic amount of red lipstick.
This sort of physical comedy would have had the children laughing until tears if they were allowed to be under the big top. There’s even a satirical “Harvey Weinstein moment” for the parents when the polar bear pretends to sexually abuse the seal.
Funny, funny, funny but even more, shows a perfect example about how real surfers and other various standup paddleboarders, hyrofoilers, high performance longboarders can get along.
Nature is beautiful mirror!
Because of the click bait title I will never read another fake news story from this website. Desperation for views is pathetic
It’s not “fake news” it’s comedy, dark comedy but comedy none the less.
“Fake news” is so misused…
Well the polar bear should be charged with animal cruelty. He should have been made to kill the seal humanely before eating him.
Pretty much the same fate Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden is gonna have when Trump eats them for breakfast.
The kiss of death from the Polar bear named Hillary.
To the author;
Your sense of humor is horrifying.
Polar bears are currently facing certain starvation according to scientific studies ; they gotta eat !
Discusting headline. What a sick evil individual! If someone finds this funny, they are just as sick. Nature can be extreamly cruel, but we don’t need some sick bass-turd putting this sad, sad crap in out faces, with a sick false headline!
Your spelling is extremely cruel…Lol
Polar bear is attacking and getting ready to eat the seal. He has toyed with the seal…notice no flippers and great deal of blood on ice. Please do not be so foolish to believe bear kisses seal. Get real people
That bear is feasting now but his icy supply is running hot… Big bear in the wild now but for what are kings when the regiment is gone?
We’re anti-depressive!
Yes, thanks for this nature series Chas Attenborough! I love to see animals in their natural state of interspecies friendship, love and care, I’m so glad to see you share my love of the natural world.
I’m pretty sure that’s a rubber seal doll.
Getting kissed like that?
I know I do.
Recyclings good for the environment
Blood Food!
That deserves “Featured” seal of approval!
SWAK?
I can’t bear it!
Truly a marvellous display of interspecies passion.
Do you show these stories to your children?
Chas should release a children’s pop-up book of the best 12 Titled* Shark Stories.
*it’s not like Slater can release a book about 12 Titles.
It is nature, if the polar bear doesn’t kill it dies.