World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s “War on Surfers” escalates dramatically as one of his plants wins legitimate, non-aberrant surfing contest!

Dark days.

The decades long war in Afghanistan may finally, finally be ramping down but across the seas, in Morro Bay, California, the World Surf League’s newly appointed CEO and Lord Commander over the Wall of Positive Noise Erik “ELo” Logan opened up a new front against surfers everywhere.

As you know, Logan is not himself a surfer, likely hates legitimate surfing and rides a standup paddleboard.

A SUP.

And now one of his kind, a plant no doubt, has claimed victory in a legitimate shortboarding surf contest. The normal, good kind of contest but let us turn to the central coast’s local news affiliate for more.

Twenty-year-old Izzi Gomez from San Clemente, Calif., claimed her first-ever victory during her heat in the women’s qualifying series, according to the women’s competition website.

Gomez said she has been preparing for months for this competition.

“I just surf because I love surfing and it’s my passion,” said Gomez. “I couldn’t imagine not surfing. There’s definitely been times where I’ve taken breaks just because I’ve been burnt out from competitions and stuff, but it’s the love of my life.”

Izzi Gomez may be very talented, very beautiful, but she is also a multiple-time SUP champion.

Izzi Gomez 2014 Women's SUP World Champion!

What is next?

Will Laird Hamilton receive many wildcards this year?

Robby Naish?

Will the non-abberant kind of surfing be forever destroyed?

More as the story develops.

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MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
6 years ago

Saw a sad friend at the beach this week. He’s a SUPer. I asked him if he misses surfing

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
6 years ago

A blond and green eyed girl with a spanish last name and filled with “passion”. Just what the marketing doctor ordered to save the WSL

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

As long as she fills herself with ‘passion’ and it isn’t forced on her by some handsy creep, then it’s all good.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Hang on. Was she riding a SUP in the Comp?

OffRocker
OffRocker
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I assumed this was file footage….
EDIT: just checked – she surfed a normal board. A bit flappy and flat on the turns…. but good close out hits.

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago
Reply to  OffRocker

Feeliing all ok at the moment? Hope you are getting through ok.

OffRocker
OffRocker
6 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Getting there!!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Aren’t we all just one Tribe, Brother?

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sam, does Negs know that you are using his account?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

Her and her Brother both compete for Colombia in the world championships and may be able to sneak into Olympic qualification if they do well enough at the world games in a few months.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I heard a strong rumour that the chief editor at Thrasher is being replaced, and they are going to start covering rollerblading and scootering as legitimate things.

Arn Anderson
Arn Anderson
6 years ago

Someone’s got to protect the wall…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
6 years ago
Reply to  Arn Anderson

Esnow

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Arn Anderson

Is that a young Gene Simmons?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Shed beat Sage riding that SUP.
Would that be illegal in a cool surfers comp?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

The winner being carried up the beach should only be allowed in CT events.
If it happens in QS events there should be a forfeiture of half the winners points or similar disciplinary action…

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

OR…
For QS events they have to face the other way, so their crotch smothers the carrier’s face.

(edit: 2nd place finisher has to do the carrying)

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Rule 34

Poop Stance
Poop Stance
6 years ago

Personally I’m looking forward to the High Performance Glider division.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

E-Lo tested Positive. We should quarantine him.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Weld the WSL doors shut, preferably with the occupants inside.


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