Watch: Brave Floridians laugh in the face of Coronavirus Pandemic, flock to the beach en masse for surf, sun and socialization!

Screw restrictions!

It was reported here, yesterday, that spring break had been cancelled in the state of Florida as hotels, restaurants, even the iconic Ron Jon Surf Shops, shut their doors and sent workers home. The Coronavirus Pandemic, having already eaten Chinese and Italian, is now hungry for American home cooking. Hamburgers, hot dogs and lungs used to breathing freedom. All reports suggest the novel disease is here in far greater numbers as reported due a shortage of testing and the best way to beat it is to stay home alone.

Well, nobody puts Floridians in the corner and the nation’s bravest population rushed to the beach, en masse, to enjoy warm albeit little waves, full sun and closeness with wonderful neighbors.

According to the local NBC news affiliate:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis refused to issue an order to close the state’s beaches, despite fears regarding the spread of the coronavirus.

He instead signed an order that would limit parties on beaches to 10 people per group and force any businesses authorized to sell liquor to reduce occupancy by half, DeSantis told reporters Tuesday. The governor said that local governments can make their own decisions but that his order would follow the latest guidance issued by the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention.

“What we’re going to be doing for the statewide floor for beaches, we’re going to be applying the CDC guidance of no group on a beach more than 10 and you have to have distance apart if you’re going to be out there,” DeSantis said. “So that applies statewide.”

Aside from sporting the nation’s bravest population, Florida also boasts the highest percentage of elderly folk, whose lungs appear to be Coronavirus’s favorite treat, making the rush to the beach all the braver.

And do you think the aging Boomers will defeat the disease exactly like they defeated communism?

Through sheer American grit?

More as the story develops.

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Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

Meanwhile more than 3400 Italians have died…

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

And now a curfew on Kauai from 9pm-5am? It’s starting to be ulua season and now we can’t fish at night??? Can’t hunt for pigs at night with shotguns and double 00 buckshot?? Oh yeah, that was already illegal, but never stopped us. But now we can’t claim we are birdwatching.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I think the US sold off all it’s strategic hydrogen reserves to the Chinese.
Could have that wrong.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Gotta say Bernie looks pretty good in that white hat.

?uzzled
?uzzled
6 years ago

If there is a correlation between sun exposure and the ability to fight off a virus then it’s the elderly in Florida for the win.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

#cullenskink
( yummy)

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Sorry world…..
but social distancing just is not part of a line up unfortunately.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

I dunno bout that Robby.

I don’t mind a buddy or two, but everyone else, even in non-virus days, can GO THE FUCK AWAY TO SOME OTHER FUCKING BREAK, FUCKING PLEASE.

I think the Dalai Lama said something similar.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Yes I’m a naturally non communicative strategic paddler too..

Gino
Gino
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I should have been more specific with surf spots. My mistake.
I’ll tell you what though..even down here in Vic, it will be a test the next time there are waves on a weekend. Between basketball on Saturday, and footy on Sunday, I reckon the crowds were kept down as myself included had to shuttle their sons between venues. My 2 are 17 now, and I’m actually just starting to be able to get in the water again.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Yeah ?
How close do you like to sit to others in the lineup ?

Gino
Gino
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

It’s not me

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

This foreign Wuhan Chinese Kung-Flu Virus sure is a ChiCom mess. Italy was the first, and hopefully only G7 country to buy into China’s Belt and Road Initiative, where China has controlling ownership stake in at least 4 Italian ports. Along with a population that is somewhere around 60% 60+ years or older, the Italians became the perfect storm Andrea Gail.

The Floridian elderly are a cantankerous bunch that are too much a match for some flimsy foreign Wuhan Chinese Kung-Flu Virus. Not sure if it’s grit. I think it’s a matter of zero fucks given.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

It does seem shortsighted on the part of various gummits to sell off ports and water supplies etc the Chinese State, or indeed any foreign power. Gotta love the “DOH!!!” and forehead clasping which will eventuate in years to come after the meagre handfuls of leprechaun gold evaporate.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I’m pretty sure the Port of Darwin is owned by a Chinese Government business.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

I think Newcastle is also.


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