Love in the time of Coronavirus.
And has French kissing ever been a more dangerous display of affection than it is right now, in this historical moment, when France is the new epicenter of our world’s Coronavirus pandemic and the disease is spread, mostly, through human mouth/nose contact?
Oh the dance of tongues is as forbidden as taking two child brides is everywhere outside of Utah.
Frowned upon.
Deadly.
But, thankfully, we have nature to tamp down our sheer panic and pull us, once again, toward the right path for you remember your first French kiss don’t you? Such a coming of age moment. So necessary for human development and watch here as a Killer Whale and baby Grey Whale remind us of the pure passion, the pure glorious passion.
The Killer Whale appears to twist its head round and round, taking the baby Grey Whale’s tongue and filling the water with the color of love.
The color of sweet romance.
Back to your first French kiss, though. Do you remember where and with whom?
Mine was in Coos Bay’s Egyptian Theater with a high school sophomore named Candy Gram.
Truly.
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You are sorry I will never stoop to your level you got life messed up. It’s a shame I love animals especially ones that are smarter than this idiot who wrote this bullshit.
Egyptian theatre is nice. Lot better than the Tioga Hotel Building with the Captains Cabin bar down below. Had some good times and some scary times in Coos bay a couple years ago.
You are a sick f**k, Chas. I am officially disengaging with Beach Grit. I love Orcas, and all animals, actually. Your headline, article, and video did nothing but mislead then repulse those of us unfortunate enough to have wondered what you meant by the headline. I certainly knew there’d be no French kiss, but nor did I expect a mockery out of the death of a baby whale. Just say the facts, idiot! You need serious help. I know you think you’re clever with this, but you’re not. You’re just a complete tool. Give up writing. A journalist you are NOT!
Smh…what a sicko! It don’t get no lower than you 😲😒🙄🤦🏾♀️
Why the childish emojis?
This is horrible and.in bad taste
This author was asking for it… but I did enjoy the Utah joke very much.
Absolutely disgraceful and distasteful description. Good job assholes
Waste of fucking time
Charles, I agree with all of the previous comments. How about we let you French kiss the Orca and see how it feels.
Yes!!!
So … did Candy rip your tongue out too?
Honestly , I can’t wait for your website to fall off. I couldn’t care more about the video. That’s Nature ! But the fact that almost Every story you post is Bullshit Lies, Really pisses people off . Your no better than CNN and every other garbage news network sharing fake titled news . Go bury your head in the sand . Proper place for a dumbass .
Well said! I couldn’t agree more.
Chase, pretty sick on your part to equate affection & killing. The music on the video is also inappropriate. You’re not one of those people in to S&M are you?
I’m into S&M. Don’t know about Chas.
Just keep it in the privacy of your own home & between consenting adults please. Don’t be biting off tongues of no babies!
Get a room you two!
Bad taste text… Ok, it’s the wild, orcas need to survive but they don’t do it for “pleasure” like humans… Don’t try to make a prey suffering for sport or anything like this.
I hope he shaved for ya, Chas.