For the GOAT Jr. in your life.
Let’s face it, at the rate this is all going, we are going to be locked indoors for the foreseeable future. And when we are finally allowed to congregate again it will be for a very short time as Coronavirus 2.0 will lock us back indoors once again. Coronavirus 3.0 after that and so on.
Oh, if we’re grim and dour about it all then the Coronavirus wins and we can’t let that happen so what are our options? What shall we then to do?
Redecorate our indoors, of course, and as if prescient, the world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater just released a new bedroom collection for teenaged boys and girls with slightly upper-middle class retailer Pottery Barn.
Shall we feast our eyes?
Mmmmm. Sea foam green, no? And a very humongous faux wood mid-length. Very Surf Ranch. Very Lemoore with a chair reminiscent of 1970s era swinger parties but do you think that’s an appropriate look for teenagers? Something they should be encouraged to partake in?
Hmmmm.
Also, as a writer, I am slightly concerned by the placement of the books very high on a reclaimed wooden rafter. How are the teenagers supposed to read them?
Otherwise, I give this quarantine look an 8.2, well into the excellent range, and am extremely impressed by Kelly Slater’s understanding of the teenaged mind.
But what about you? How do you feel?
Yes Please
It’s a real painting, it looks like a Nagel, and it’s signed. That said, it seems that fraudulent Nagels are not unusual. I’d need to get it authenticated. Having just checked the amount originals fetch, it may be worth finding out for certain.
Chas who is a better muse: S11ater or sharks?
wait… this is real?
Me too
I was really shocked.
As did I unfortunately
Whatever is worse than “really shocked” is what I was
I found a original Nagel painting at a thrift store 20+ years ago. I wonder if Kelly would buy it? It would really go with the bedroom decor above.
Ive always had my gaydar out for Kelly.
But forget about him.
How bout this?
Debbie and Andy
https://youtu.be/DyKdUlEjZtE
What about when they trying to establish first sexual relations and smash head on incorrect hanging light, trying to reach books with step ladder and fall to hit light again, come home drunk trying to find the light put hand on cactus then foot through tray handle on floor spill glass and smash head on low light again????
Schadenfreude on Jefferson.
We need to trow the kitchen sink at this virus so this never happens again.
( showing us lame bedroom lay outs that is…)
How do I feel? “I feel good…”!
As for Kelly: he should limit his narcissism to surfing. He has little talent for interior decorating. Good eye, Chas, picking out those books STACKED where only a step stool or ladder can access them… smh.
Is Kelly down on his luck and in need of quick cash or something?
Down on his relevance, I think.
Desperately seeking attention.
Perhaps he’ll do a collaboration with Alvin and the Chipmonks soon…
If he put on some squirrel ears, the resemblance would be uncanny. I wonder if Kelly can sing at such a high pitch?
With a squeeze, surely…