Listen: “When all is said and done, Taj
Burrow is the world’s most popular surfer, Channel Islands the
world’s most popular board!”
By Chas Smith
They're number1!
Yesterday afternoon found me walking home from
a bootleg visit to the neighborhood park with my young daughter.
She was on roller skates. The park is, officially, open but the
playground remains closed as it theoretically breeds and spreads
the novel Coronavirus.
My young daughter don’t care, though, and we spent thirty-odd
minutes playing hardcore roller derby on the playgrounds squishy
floor.
Very fun then we both got thirsty and walked/rolled home.
Midway, I heard a father of two young boys shouting, “Merrick!
Pick up your toys!”
Merrick certainly named after the Channel Islands’ Merricks, Al
and Britt. I personally know three boys under the age of eight
named Merrick. I don’t know any Preisendorfers, Handleys, Haydens,
Velzeys, McTavishes etc.
Have never heard a father shout, “Biolos Smith… you apologize to
your sister right now!”
Likewise, I have never met a young/adult boy named Slater but
know four Tajs.
The more I pondered, the more I came to the undeniable
conclusion that the Merricks, Al and Britt, are the most popular
surfboard shapers in the world and Taj Burrow its most popular
surfer.
The proof is in the pudding, as it were.
David Lee Scales and discussed this, Laura Enever’s new film,
Tyler Wright’s girlfriend and dirty hippie feet on this The Grit!’s
70th episode.
Will you like? Probably not but Joe Rogan just sold his podcast
for one-hundred million U.S. dollars.
That is a lot of money.
How much is The Grit! worth? Listen here and form an
opinion!
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"Woe to him that blocks BeachGrit."
Watch: World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater
dealt harsh punishment for blocking BeachGrit on Instagram, has
board snapped and is publicly shamed in Australia!
By Chas Smith
It seems as if the surf gods both read and enjoy
the world's biggest little website.
Sad, lonely days etc. as Kelly Slater content made up a good
third of ours.
Well, it seems as if the surf gods both read and enjoy the
world’s biggest little website for just yesterday Slater paddled
out for what he thought would be an enjoyable session at Avalon
there just north of Newport (home to the Brothers Carrol Tom and
Nick) when he was smote and greatly publicly shamed.
Since I am not allowed to watch nor see we must turn to
Australia’s Channel Nine
News for details surrounding his humiliation.
11-time world surfing champion Kelly Slater has had his
board snapped in half after becoming tangled up in large swells off
Sydney’s Avalon Beach.
With blustery conditions tearing through the city on Friday,
swell at Avalon reached 10ft as a handful of surfers braved the
weather to test their mettle in the monster conditions.
Widely considered the world’s greatest surfer, Slater was
spotted among the pack off Avalon’s south rocks.
However, onlookers were quick to spot the great treading
water between sets with his board snapped in two.
One half of the board became swept up in an oncoming wave
and taken back to shore where it eventually settled in a rock
pool.
The 11-time world surfing champion was mercifully unharmed but
he should spend the next few days carefully considering his actions
with much earnest humility for who knows what his next punishment
may be if he refuses to acknowledge the great error in his
ways.
But, real quick, Slater has now been in Australia for three, or
so, months. I’d imagine longer than anywhere he’s been concurrently
over the past two decades. Does that make him Australian now? Does
the Lucky Country have a form of common law marriage with regards
to citizenship?
Can he surf for the green and gold in Tokyo 2021?
He is, officially, above both the Brothers Wilson Owen and
Julian in the rankings.
Would you have him?
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Enever shows just how hard the challenge she
has set for herself actually is. She gets injured. Takes a break.
Trains more. Tries again. She falls. She falls again, over and
over. Often in surf films, we only see the makes. Enever shows all
the considerable effort it took to get there. Luke
Surplice/Undone
Jen See reviews Laura Enever movie Undone:
“Holy shit, she is a badass, you guys! Shoot this film straight
into my veins!”
By Jen See
Worth leaning into…
Laura Enever’s film, Undone, is
insane.
Holy shit, she is a badass, you guys. Shoot this film straight
into my veins.
In the film’s opening sequence, Enever gets completely
annihilated on a crazy mutant of a wave at Shipstern’s. This is
just the start of her thoroughly candid depiction of transforming
herself, after seven years on the CT, into a big-wave surfer. The
introduction succinctly brings us up to date. A trip over the falls
at Jaws, a knee injury, dropping off tour.
In a characteristically generous interview, Steph Gilmore says
she texts Enever all the time.
Come back to the Tour, we miss you. The Tour isn’t the same
without you.
“I guess she’s on her own world tour now,” says Gilmore.
It’s the perfect set-up line for the three years of adventures
that provide the subject of the film. Enever buys a jetski and
learns to drive it. Her brother Chris goes all-in with her on her
new project. She collects a series of mentors from around big-wave
surfing. She learns to tow-surf and how to weight her board for the
wind.
On the face of it, Enever does not look the part of a woman who
rides extra large waves. She’s cute, with the bleached out blonde
hair all-but required for pro surfing. Early in the film, she walks
to the coffee shop with her spotted dog, casually beautiful, and
orders her cappuccino. She dances in the road.
Also, she surfs gigantic waves.
In one of the film’s short snapshot interviews, Joel Parkinson
emphasizes the point. There aren’t too many men who would go on
waves like that, he says.
There’s a steely determination to Enever. She wants this
big-wave thing and she wants it badly enough to fight hard for it.
That’s the narrative arc of the film and it comes easily. There’s
no need to bash the audience over the head, and the film-makers
don’t bother to try.
We get it. She has this wild mad dream, and she’s going to chase
it, wherever it leads.
Enever’s path doesn’t run especially smoothly.
She runs into her brother with the jetski trailer. An extended
roadtrip across Australia to surf the Right, turns into an
extravaganza of bad luck. She laughs and cries in equal
measure.
Incidentally, the film shows the sheer size of Australia, the
way that once you get out there, well, you’re way out there. Even
against the space of the American west, but Australia is another
level altogether.
When they set out to drive across Australia, it’s a mission —
and with everything that goes wrong, the film shows just how far
they travel, in a way that the usual montage doesn’t at all
capture.
The landscape seems to mock Enever, her crew, and her ambitions
all at once.
One of the film’s strengths is Enever’s willingness to allow the
camera to keep rolling, even at times, when maybe she’d rather turn
away.
This is her story, she seems to be saying, and she’s going to
own it. And own it she does.
Without belaboring the point, Enever shows just how hard the
challenge she has set for herself actually is. She gets injured.
Takes a break. Trains more. Tries again. She falls. She falls
again, over and over.
Often in surf films, we only see the makes. Enever shows all the
considerable effort it took to get there.
When she makes that gorgeous final wave at Shipstern’s, it’s
easy to feel the joy of accomplishment right along with her. We’ve
seen what it took to get there. Her crew cheers from the jetski as
she kicks out. If you have a heart at all, you’ll want to cheer,
too.
A frequent pitfall of films about women athletes is a kind of
desperate effort to make the women at their center relatable. Oh
sure, they can do amazing things, but they’re just like you! Look,
they wear cute clothes! This tactic nearly always feels fake and
forced. I’m pretty sure a woman who paddles into giant Jaws is not
really like me at all.
And that’s just fine. I want to feel that awe. I want to be
amazed at her talent and her courage and her sheer pigheaded
determination.
Sure, Enever would be a joy to meet for coffee, but her film
also let me feel that awe.
What Enever does is rare and special and brave — and that’s
worth leaning into, all the fucking way.
The Big Shutdown: Mass arrest and jailing
of surfers in Mexico: “The 22 were rounded up before the judge and
held in cells!”
By Derek Rielly
Masked cops and soldiers round-up recalcitrant
surfers; hit 'em with stiff-ish fines.
Thirty minutes south of San Diego on the toll road
across the Mex border is the resort town of Rosarito.
Lot of retired Americans getting leathered in the sun.
A few miles of beaches. Cold water. Gets pretty
good.
And, now, Rosarito will go down in some sort of history book, if
they exist, of the world’s biggest mass arrest of surfers during
The Big Shutdown.
In Mexico’s case, they’re currently in phase three of their
COVID-19 lockdown, running from April 21 through May 30, all public
places closed, kissing and shaking hands banned, no surfing
etc.
See, Mex has a pretty young population, which is good, but a lot
of fatties and diabetes and so on, as well as dire poverty, so it
ain’t in a real good place to hit back at the Wuhan
Wheeze.
Anyway, yesterday, Tijuana’s El
Imparcial ran photos of masked cops and soldiers
waiting for the pack of local surfers, then photographing ‘em and
finally driving ‘em to jail in the back of a police
pickup.
“The 22 [surfers] were rounded up before the judge and held in
[jail] cells,” reports El Imparcial, “because they were
surfing in the area …. at kilometer 43 of the Rosarito Libre
highway. Francisco Arellano Ortiz, the head of the Secretariat of
Citizen Security of Rosarito, mentioned that ‘these people were
detained for not complying with the instructions of the agents, as
it is prohibited to carry out any activity on the beach.”
“The virus cannot survive in the water,” Al told
The Reader,
“and by us exercising, our body’s defenses are stronger. The police
are not making money with their corrupt acts that generate income,
because people do not leave their houses, and they’re looking for
money.”
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Surfing Australia delivers highly
anticipated Covid-19 guide: “Don’t change in the parking lot. Wrap
your towel around yourself and go home!”
By Chas Smith
2. Wax up and prepare at home.
Common sense is hard to come by these days,
what with toddlers being arrested for standing on the beach in
South Africa and the police opening fire on surfers in Costa Rica
but the fog of pandemic may be starting to lift all thanks to
Surfing Australia.
The southern hemisphere nation’s official governing body just
released its highly anticipated guide for surfers to survive, even
thrive, without endangering each other or other overweight 80 +
diabetics with underlying heart conditions.
We have been embroiled in this pandemic for roughly
three-months, now, but quality takes time and without further ado,
let’s learn how then to surf in the time of Coronavirus.
1. Surf the spot closest to your home ONLY.
2. Wax up and prepare at home. Put on your wetsuit, boardies
and other gear at home before driving to the beach.
3. Follow physical distancing at all times coming and going
to the beach. For example, if you have a narrow path to the beach
wait an extra minute for it to clear before you walk down.
4. Have a surf and leave immediately, don’t chat with mates
in the car park. Call them on your phone.
5. If the surfing spot is overcrowded – don’t go
out
6. Don’t paddle next to someone like you would normally.
Give them more space.
7. CRITICAL CHANGE – take it in turns. Do not paddle back
over to the peak after catching a wave. Wait your turn patiently on
the shoulder.
8. Don’t change in the parking lot. Wrap your towel around
yourself and go home.
Very common sensical but a few quick questions.
What if your car is very hot and doesn’t have air-conditioning
and all the wax melts off on the way to the beach? Simply tough
luck?
What if your mates have left their phones at home and/or aren’t
teenaged girls?
What if everyone becomes too polite and patiently crowds the
shoulder?
Might hospital emergency rooms become overwhelmed with surfers
developing yeast infections due wearing wetsuits in very hot
cars?
Just a few thoughts and I’m wondering if Surfing USA will
address when it releases its guidelines?