Cancel surfers.
OOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeee! How in the world is the surf community supposed to speak to this moment in modernity? This fraught day and age where a thoroughly degraded culture is being served its just desserts?
My goodness.
We, 80% (generous) white, are caught in a absurdist paradigm of shutting up and speaking out. Rumor has it that the World Surf League just cancelled a podcast with a guest simply because he was a white man.
Well, hell.
Minefield.
So what?
I don’t know.
I do know that surfing has a proud history (pre-WSL/Stab/Inertia) of being outlaw. Of being derelict, distrusted, bad and, thus, we non-Venice-adjacents should all support the oppressed in every way possible.
Always.
How?
Police?
Fuck the.
Efficient modern authority structures?
Fuck them.
Besides that, I don’t know. I don’t know who to give to, where to go, who to support but am listening and also running across the minefield.
OOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeee!
Also, fuck Filipe Toledo. You li’l pussy.
…one things all cheaters have in common…
…signs of depression, (some may surprise you!)….
…..the cdc recommends……
Is that the best you can do, algorithm gods??!?!?
Btw, Kylie Minogue still has the best ass of any pop singer
She did have
Probly not now
Mine says
…one things all cheaters have in common(with a picture of a hot chick that makes me almost want to click just so I can see more of her)
…signs of diabetes(yours says depression, maybe it knows I’m a little heavier than I used to be after this 2 month stay at home, but you can surf or exercise, but I have an injury now, so I can’t surf or exercise, so all I did was stay at home and eat and drink…heavily)
…the one vegetable to never eat. Or maybe it’s
…eat this for ultimate gut heath(with a picture of a banana or a strange tuber looking thing.)
… and a revolving door of lame ads that I have no interest in glancing at.
Kelly doesn’t return my calls.
Started my Sunday with this podcast because surf is shit. On the upside, saw a SUP limping this morning. Maybe his foot will get infected and drop off and he dies.
Ffs – get a big black dog up ya !
Cmon, really, what a lotta shit. Even as a half assed troll post.
Dickhead post of the year !
brazzos surfers don’t matter
Could have done without the Corona/BLM discussion. But it wasn’t as annoying as Dooma Fareenforts latest (usually good) podcast about the subject where he berated certain brands on their Instagram responses. Maybe it’s just me being a cunt but I’m not too interested in getting a lecture on race relations from a white South African.
Shouldn’t SAL be the face of action sports response? #token’slifematter
I’ll listen to it later
Most underated movie ever
At last, the blood feud to end all blood feuds.
yours sincerely.
Ghengis da kulblai khai,
Owner of a lonely heart, and Yes, the largest land empire in history and quite the looker. (see avatar)
When the going gets cunty, the cunty turn pro.
My mum recently had lunch with a higher than high profile surfers mum.
Ooooeeee!
Was like reading 5 years of Beach Grit in 20 minutes
Cmon bexy. Ya can’t leave it like that.
Spill the beans.
I really cant
But it’s pretty juicy
I know now how it feels to be a surf journo.
It’s pretty shit.
Fuckin hell you doubled down on the goss – “its pretty juicy!!” – you can’t double leave it that!!
He delusional – thinks hes a surf journo.
Mick Fannings dog is gay.
Lame.
No, he can run very fast.!!
why, he is happy?
So is mine
c’mon Bexy. Spill
We can do what Chas does and just start a rumour.
We need to boil it down to which Pros we think would have a mum versus those likely to have been conceived by a dingo, wombat, a huntsman.
I think bexy is mostly dingbat if that helps.
Mom Florence? 3 pros, 1 mum!
Wasn’t Gmeds mum dammit!!
too many clues you goose.
Honk honk!!
Just a little hint…?
Edit- just read down below and saw the hints. Maybe the dog learned it from his master?
Doggy see, doggy do?
And BTW – that jackboot of authority you so openly spoke about – George Floyd had it is on his fucking neck for eight minutes and 46 seconds. Seems like that’s all the time it takes to suck the life out of a human. Fuck due process – right?
What should this whitey, who lives 2000 miles away and already hates cops do? Burn a target? Put a red W on my forehead?
The 12th of July is coming up soon, I’m sure you will figure something out
Just listen…
nice NWA reverse drop
Ha hahahahar – you saved the best til last !
A BG v Toledo blood feud !
Send Ricardo a sock, Chas.
G’wan, you know you want to ….
Send him two
Gets cold over there in winter.