Listen: “We live in a minefield and the best way across is to just run, willy-nilly, blowing off our legs and arms but at least giving ‘er hell!”

Cancel surfers.

OOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeee! How in the world is the surf community supposed to speak to this moment in modernity? This fraught day and age where a thoroughly degraded culture is being served its just desserts?

My goodness.

We, 80% (generous) white, are caught in a absurdist paradigm of shutting up and speaking out. Rumor has it that the World Surf League just cancelled a podcast with a guest simply because he was a white man.

Well, hell.

Minefield.

So what?

I don’t know.

I do know that surfing has a proud history (pre-WSL/Stab/Inertia) of being outlaw. Of being derelict, distrusted, bad and, thus, we non-Venice-adjacents should all support the oppressed in every way possible.

Always.

How?

Police?

Fuck the.

Efficient modern authority structures?

Fuck them.

Besides that, I don’t know. I don’t know who to give to, where to go, who to support but am listening and also running across the minefield.

OOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeee!

Also, fuck Filipe Toledo. You li’l pussy.

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SSD
SSD
6 years ago

…one things all cheaters have in common…
…signs of depression, (some may surprise you!)….
…..the cdc recommends……
Is that the best you can do, algorithm gods??!?!?
Btw, Kylie Minogue still has the best ass of any pop singer

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

She did have
Probly not now

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Mine says
…one things all cheaters have in common(with a picture of a hot chick that makes me almost want to click just so I can see more of her)
…signs of diabetes(yours says depression, maybe it knows I’m a little heavier than I used to be after this 2 month stay at home, but you can surf or exercise, but I have an injury now, so I can’t surf or exercise, so all I did was stay at home and eat and drink…heavily)
…the one vegetable to never eat. Or maybe it’s
…eat this for ultimate gut heath(with a picture of a banana or a strange tuber looking thing.)
… and a revolving door of lame ads that I have no interest in glancing at.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Kelly doesn’t return my calls.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Started my Sunday with this podcast because surf is shit. On the upside, saw a SUP limping this morning. Maybe his foot will get infected and drop off and he dies.

astro
astro
6 years ago

Ffs – get a big black dog up ya !
Cmon, really, what a lotta shit. Even as a half assed troll post.
Dickhead post of the year !

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
6 years ago

brazzos surfers don’t matter

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
6 years ago

Could have done without the Corona/BLM discussion. But it wasn’t as annoying as Dooma Fareenforts latest (usually good) podcast about the subject where he berated certain brands on their Instagram responses. Maybe it’s just me being a cunt but I’m not too interested in getting a lecture on race relations from a white South African.

Numbnuts
Numbnuts
6 years ago

Shouldn’t SAL be the face of action sports response? #token’slifematter

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

I’ll listen to it later

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Most underated movie ever

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

At last, the blood feud to end all blood feuds.
yours sincerely.
Ghengis da kulblai khai,
Owner of a lonely heart, and Yes, the largest land empire in history and quite the looker. (see avatar)

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

When the going gets cunty, the cunty turn pro.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

My mum recently had lunch with a higher than high profile surfers mum.
Ooooeeee!
Was like reading 5 years of Beach Grit in 20 minutes

astro
astro
6 years ago

Cmon bexy. Ya can’t leave it like that.
Spill the beans.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

I really cant
But it’s pretty juicy
I know now how it feels to be a surf journo.
It’s pretty shit.

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

Fuckin hell you doubled down on the goss – “its pretty juicy!!” – you can’t double leave it that!!

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

He delusional – thinks hes a surf journo.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Mick Fannings dog is gay.

astro
astro
6 years ago

Lame.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

No, he can run very fast.!!

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

why, he is happy?

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

So is mine

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

c’mon Bexy. Spill

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

We can do what Chas does and just start a rumour.
We need to boil it down to which Pros we think would have a mum versus those likely to have been conceived by a dingo, wombat, a huntsman.

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I think bexy is mostly dingbat if that helps.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Mom Florence? 3 pros, 1 mum!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Wasn’t Gmeds mum dammit!!

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

too many clues you goose.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Honk honk!!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

Just a little hint…?
Edit- just read down below and saw the hints. Maybe the dog learned it from his master?
Doggy see, doggy do?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
6 years ago

And BTW – that jackboot of authority you so openly spoke about – George Floyd had it is on his fucking neck for eight minutes and 46 seconds. Seems like that’s all the time it takes to suck the life out of a human. Fuck due process – right?

Numbnuts
Numbnuts
6 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

What should this whitey, who lives 2000 miles away and already hates cops do? Burn a target? Put a red W on my forehead?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
6 years ago
Reply to  Numbnuts

The 12th of July is coming up soon, I’m sure you will figure something out

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
6 years ago
Reply to  Numbnuts

Just listen…

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
6 years ago

nice NWA reverse drop

astro
astro
6 years ago

Ha hahahahar – you saved the best til last !
A BG v Toledo blood feud !
Send Ricardo a sock, Chas.
G’wan, you know you want to ….

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Send him two
Gets cold over there in winter.


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