Listen: “What the world needs most right now is two straight, white, cisgender male self-identifying surfers opining on race, surveillance and vaccines!”

Come feel the noise.

Hot button, I’ll tell you what, the world is one big hot button with every topic, every discussion, every point of view ready to explode into a fiery ball of cancellation, mob Twitter justice, rage, hurt, anger, shouting but also real attempts at understanding. A bulldozing of long-held suppositions.

Etc.

Never have two straight, white, cisgender male self-identifying surfers been…

…more valuable, desired, important.

Every ear titled our way.

David Lee Scales, named after David Lee Roth, and Charles David Smith, named Charles David Smith, recognizing the gravity of the moment, decided to further discuss race, gender identity, Edward Snowden, Bill Gates, government surveillance, vaccines and Bruce Irons new dad bod with the well-reasoned, well-researched perspectives that you have come to appreciate.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBT4x3uFdqe/

That the world is craving.

In any case, you’re likely an equally important class, if not more equally important, and your voice is being craved too.

I think.

Maybe I’m missing something here…

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
6 years ago

bruce refering to himself in the 3rd person?

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago

Worst show ever. You’re quite correct Chuck, the bloviating is infuriating.

It’s not about the vanquished or the conqueror. It’s not about Hawaiian sovereignty issues or Hawaiian blood. It’s about corporate profiteers appropriating Hawaii’s most valuable public resource – our beaches and waves – during the most rare and desirable days of the year, completely shutting out the public. This corporate attitude of entitlement of which the apartheid west coast surf media has co-opted since the beginning is and always has been, despicable. Listening to mainland haole like you and Scales stupidly pontificate on race or any Hawaii issue, surfing or otherwise, is hilarious.

I said it last year, multi billionaire Ziff and the WSL expressed no appreciation and contributed nothing, zero, zip, nada to any Hawaii charities or the counties last year. Yet it’s the Hawaii lifeguards, firefighters, taxpaying residents, first responders with supporting Hawaii infrastructure that make the contests happen. There is no monetary or cultural gain for Hawaii. It’s just a kook show circus that diminishes Hawaii and Hawaiian surfing. Until the current contest paradigm changes drastically you can bet that WSL and other corporate pirates can expect escalating major pushback here. Cunilinguistic that, you kooks.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hold on. I was claiming good on the islands for snagging the moment!

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Agreed – you’ve been fairly measured lately when it comes to Hawaii. I was venting more at Scales and WSL. But I don’t think there will be any more 2 week contest periods at Pipe and the ass kissing at Peahi is over. Pissed off a lot of the boys last year when Harry Bryant was seeded at prime Pipe just because Vans is his sponsor.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I am so so so much on Team Hawaii Secession. I should have hammered harder.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Lame

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Pipe is always wonky when the CT lobs
Saw JOB get a couple after they left.

LA
LA
6 years ago

First off it wasn’t bruce posting it was his friend who took his phone.
Secondly Bruce would surf circles around both of you. Funny how guys like you talk shit on a podcast. Why not tell him that to his face. Fucking idiots

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Reply to  LA

Yeah Chas … get Bruce on!

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Won’t be log until Tropic Thunder is deleted from history.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

I watched Django again last nite
Had to fast forward the violence but the acting is superb.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Was good.

What did you think of Quentins accent?
I thought RD Jrs was OK.

Gino
Gino
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

What about DRs American accent? He can’t get enough.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Bit camp.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Gino

No joke
I was thinking that aussie guy looks like a fat QT

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
6 years ago

I fast forward through the Mandingo scene every damn time. Rough rough stuff. Leo is amazing in that movie as is Jaime foxx

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

And the doc
He’s excellent as a Nazi too in Bastards
Oscars for both roles.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Blood diamond. Wolf of wall street. Dude should have 4 to 5 oscars by now.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

O shit
Dave has a break thru moment when he realize Noone is actually entitled to anything and we are animals who scratch and claw and the winner takes the prize ever since the first breath of homo erectus, I wept a tear.
And in literally 2 mins he got scared of the reality and said hawaii should belong to someone.
Brilliant!!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago

I coaxed him back from edge!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Youre a good friend
He woulda lost his hawaiian privilege

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
6 years ago

um, scratch and claw against the wolfpack, hui and a Pacific full of Blalahs ??? the outcome is in question? … we already know who gets all the waves if that’s the case, they call it Makaha … E Komo Mai bi-atches !!! have at it, Point Surf watch out for backwash …

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Joe Deal

That’s it!!
Go hard!!!

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
6 years ago

Have you ever checked out that Left Hander in the Galapagos? Darwin said it really pitched out …

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Joe Deal

He had the balls to go there.
Hope he got a few.

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
6 years ago

He got a few at Finches, that place really squawks when its on … Pt. Iguana holds too, serious reptilian scary cloudbreak out there … all in all the reefs are, how you say, alive, scary, sharky, iguana-ey, finchey … IMUA

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
6 years ago

Are you watching Quadraphenia again ???

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Joe Deal
Joe Deal
Joe Deal
6 years ago

Then GET IN THERE MATE …

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
6 years ago

bruce is back

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

..on the gear

J H
J H
6 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

…at the buffet.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

He has more 2nd lives than Jesus.


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