Almost famous surf journalist rejoices at Seattle’s new Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone; Quietly wishes “Zone” would be spelled “Sone!”

The utopia we've been waiting for!

If you are aware, or aware-adjacent, of surf and surf culture you will know that surf culture’s only living historian lives in Seattle, a tiny walk away from Capitol Hill, where a new experiment is being tested.

The police free, racism free, business friendly Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, or CHAZ.

The police precinct near Capitol Hill was recently covered with plywood and abandoned. Protestors moved in, declared victory, and ask that the station be turned into a community center very much angering President Trump who tweeted, “Radical Left Governor @JayInslee [of Washington State] and the Mayor of Seattle are being taunted and played at a level that our great Country has never seen before. Take back your city NOW. If you don’t do it, I will. This is not a game. These ugly Anarchists must be stooped [sic] IMMEDIATELY. MOVE FAST!”

No word on if surf culture’s only living historian Matt Warshaw is enjoying freedom, true freedom, for the very first time but surf culture’s current number four journalist [following Nick Carroll, Derek Rielly and Steve “Longtom” Shearer] is planning a trip up in a few weeks with a message.

In accordance with shifting times, “Zone” should be spelled “Sone.”

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Sone, or CHAS, would be much freer, funner and less beholden to totalitarian “linguistics.”

You see the way I subvert totalitarian linguistics here everyday.

Imagine if we had a whole neighborhood in too play which.

Matt Warshaw there playing to.

Beautifull, nyet?

Feel free to join. I’ll post dates soon.

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Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I’ll grow my own I guess

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

Have you ever read “the game” Chas? It’s probably one of the first books to get burned when the feminists take over (and therefore worth reading for the lols). The spiel on the back says how the author was once voted the world’s greatest pickup artist.
It’s only when you read a bit further that you find he was voted it by a couple of guys on a “how to pick up girls” newsgroup.
I know you’re chronically facetious but any list of surf journalists should have Phil Jarratt on it.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

That book should be in the schools.
It will get you laid a lot more consistently.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Shut off the sewer lines too!

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Two men from Orange County. One escaped (hippy) and one can’t escape (GOAT).

You can take the man out of the OC, but you can’t take the OC out of the man.

It’s like Wally George ate your soul amigo.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Antifa is a reaction to these fucks…. https://www.huffpost.com/en…

There are several groups similar. Organized. Leadership/membership. Antifa is just a reaction. Anti Fascism. Are people pro Fascism or just anti fascism?

Trump used un uniformed forces to clear protestors to pose in front of a church holding a bible.

“Fascism will arrive wrapped in a flag holding a cross”…..

Not sure what the confusion is. Another boogey man so that the wolves of wall Street can steal in broad daylight and everyone is focused on a love in in Seattle. Like the new version of Coachella or something.

Pay attention White People. Ever see the deficit clock spinning like an electric meter on a hot day? Used to be a conservative talking point, the deficit, until Bush left the nation in a tire fire. Highly profitable tire fire for connected wolves.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

“I have long believed we are on a path to civil war” explains so much of what you post

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

division perpetuated by the Obama Admin????

LGR, are you ok?

Do you need a mental health evaluation?

Some of us are concerned…. not worried because we don’t know you, concerned.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I didn’t buy this dip cause I thought the virus might have been a real threat. Wrong!!
So it was brilliant work by the lizard cult this time.
Nothing will stop me buying the next even if its a nuclear holocaust

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

It’s really simple
Buy shares when the fear is peaking for maximum profits.
These dramas are manufactured for this reason
The trend is your friend

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

You should write a bible.

This would be the opening sentence of a chapter.

“The trend is your friend”

fuck yeah bexy… only you ……

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I bought some indexed shares just after the 2008 GFC and doubled up then sold but it went on to 4x.
Bought a little bitcoin in April and its doubled but only bought about 4k worth now 8k.
Bitcoin is a good hedge against socialist apocalypse although the left is so bereft of any sort of effective leadership it’s probly gonna be worthless and I should probly take the profit.
Then again people say hang on to it cause its gonna explode regardless,
It’s a total head fuk.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

“the left”. ha. I know sometimes we need to dumb things down for the sake of brevity but there is no more “the left” as a single entity than there is “the right”. Splitting the debate (any debate) into “them” and “us” (with no middle ground) is what got us into this mess in the first place.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I’m always wrong!!

Independent Bald Bomber
Independent Bald Bomber
6 years ago

I wasn’t trying to obfuscate. If you are telling me dems are cynically fundraising on the backs of BLM, I 100% agree with you. Just as the Trump campaign and the RNC are currently fundraising on the backs of the protests, or the reaction to the protests. Your use of the word marxism over and over again, doesn’t necessarily scare me. I find the ideas behind marxism remarkably naive and openly in conflict with basic human nature. Then again, I have many similar reservations about libertarianism, I think that philosophy is often shockingly naive and in conflict with basic human nature as well.

Seriously, not everyone is an enemy. You guys and your worldview where one side is good and one side is evil does nothing for me. I would also point out that people at the right end of the spectrum are almost identical to people at the left end of the spectrum. People who have a blindingly black and white vision of the world, where there is only right and wrong and no room for even a modicum of nuance. I’m not one of you people, I vote for people all across the political spectrum. The idea that I would choose some political philosophy and then allow myself to be led by the nose, seems insane to me. Or am I really supposed to believe that someone who believes one aspect of liberal or conservative philosophy, then just coincidentally agrees on 98% of everything else, even if there isn’t any logical consistency. In order to not offend you, I’ll use a liberal example. Liberals are now expected to be 100% behind marijuana vaping, but also 100% opposed to nicotine vaping There is obviously no logical consistency, but most liberals won’t question it. There are a ton of examples of similar nonsense on the right.

Continue looking at politics like you’re following your favorite team. The intense partisanship has been awesome for us so far. Things could not possibly be going better. I’m the one who must be crazy! I need to either pledge my allegiance to a doddering old VP, who has spent many years in the pocket of banks, or maybe I should pledge my undying fealty to a pretend billionaire, who descended from his gold plated penthouse to become the hero of the working man. Or maybe I should realize that neither side really has my best interests in mind and pick and choose based on policy and personality, rather than a letter next to their name. But, then again I could be just obfuscating.

Independent Bald Bomber
Independent Bald Bomber
6 years ago

ActBlue at least according to themselves and all their filings is basically just a funnel for small donors to go to dem candidates. It’s not really the same as a normal super pac. It’s really just a way to make it easier to get people to donate to a variety of dem candidates. If you donate to Biden, you will get hit up for a bunch of other dem candidates in other states you may never have even heard about and since your payment info is already there, you are much more likely to donate than if you had to find the candidate on your own and fill out all the donor info. I think Republicans recently started something similar. The article I read mentioned that the Trump campaign wasn’t really behind it, because they thought it might draw donations away from them. It’s possible that part is BS.

It’s funny, conspiracy-minded folks on the right, think the latest BLM protests were started as a conspiracy by the left. Yet, conspiracy-minded folks on the left, think it’s was started and fanned as a conspiracy by the right. What I find really interesting right now is that both sides seem to think the protests are working to their benefit. It will be interesting to see who is right.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Pre cell phones. Totally diff vibe.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
6 years ago

The “Locals” with a number behind the name are no joke. The CHAZ rebellion will wish for the PO PO to come back at that point. My dad was a longshoreman for many, many years and those unions members are not to be messed with.

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
6 years ago

Protesters: Demand the disbanding of the Police, Anti-Trump.
Also Protesters: Forcefully establish CHAD, Build wall around it, establish ICE-esque border guard armed with AKs.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago

Who would have thought that an Asian fusion food protest would have led to an autonomous zone on US soil.
Heroes have risen!

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

Purple too much?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

How do you think people responded to this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUC...

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

comments are turned off

Miki Dora's bastard son
Miki Dora's bastard son
6 years ago

That is a solid strategy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Just play Trump speeches on continual loop and Seattle hippies will clear out real quick.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Feel good factor?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Yeah, ganja is legal in Washington. I’m sure a lot of people there feel good.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Coincides with Boeing planes turning to shit?

J H
J H
6 years ago

And by Boeing 401K….

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Have you heard of the Duran Duran cover band?
They’re called Duran Duran Duran.
All Hail.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Not the Malaysian one Durian Durian?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

They stink


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