South African police refuse to enforce country’s “ham-fisted, schizophrenic” no surfing laws; help surfers zip up their wetsuits!

"It was a wondrous sight."

The police sure are taking one on the chin right now what with protests roiling New York, Los Angeles, Sydney, Paris. Rage. Pure rage boiling over from years, decades, of largely unchecked, brutal behavior. Systemic abuse of vulnerable minority communities, complete lack of accountability, a heretofore impenetrable blue wall of silence.

But change, maybe, real change floats on the fresh summer/autumn breeze with talk of defunding forces getting real traction and/or police being punished, actually punished, for acting inhumanely.

And in South Africa, police acting beautifully all by themselves. Oh, let us hurry to the Cape of Good Hope where “hundreds, if not thousands, of South African surfers went surfing in the bright blue on Monday, 1 June 2020, it remained wrapped in a grey area, a ham-fisted land of schizophrenic interpretation and mind-numbingly incongruous application of Level 3 laws.”

The floodgates opened as more and more surfers paddled out in clean 2-4 lines with perfect light offshore and deep blue skies. You sensed that the police were increasingly reluctant to clash with people brimming with joy. I overhead one jovial law enforcement officer amicably tell a small clump of onlookers that access to the beaches was not allowed, but surfing was. “You do what you have to do. I have to do what I am told.”

A surfer walked up to him and asked the cop to zip up his wetsuit. He obliged without hesitation, then politely watched the surfer walk across the forbidden sands to paddle out. It was a wondrous sight. I felt like going up to him and giving him a hug. Oh wait. Covid-19. What a screwed up world this pandemic has brought.

Wondrous indeed.

Change, maybe real change.

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

So true, how can you be so selfish to think of surfing in a time of such important issues??????

J H
J H
6 years ago

Henceforward all of my activities will be conducted under the auspices of protesting for “Racial Justice™️“ thus excluding me from Corona Bali Protected quarantine rules and/or regulations.

My battle cry shall be…”No Justice! No Quarantine!™️“

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Beachgrit = anti depressive. This story is wonderful, true community policing.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

They’ve become more WSL than the WSL

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Some poor cunt jus got killed by a shark south of Kingscliff..

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Hell of a week!!

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Was a Kay or so north an hour earlier

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Shark woulda bin trippin!!

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
6 years ago

Also not sure if BG posted this but here is a new surf flick for anyone interested. Dick was pleased.
https://www.inherentbummer….

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
6 years ago

Randy Marsh shit faced pants to his ankles in the middle of the street screaming, is what this article brought to mind.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago

What a great time to be a Saffa surfer. Cops helping them zip up their suits and now Aussies saving them from Great White attacks.
https://www.newsweek.com/gr…

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

Is Jbay open for surfing yet?

grumpy local
grumpy local
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

It’ll open when the locals grow a pair

Waxyfeet
Waxyfeet
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Yea, my folks live there and said the locals have had enough and are now surfing again.


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