Name this varietal of beast!
Name this varietal of beast!

Watch: Brother protects sister with knife, dad with speargun, as brazen shark attempts to eat Australia’s most beautiful family!

Grace under fire.

It is a tragedy any time a shark eats a person but much more tragic if that person is beautiful and unspeakably tragic if an entire beautiful family finds its end down a ruthless gullet but maximum tragedy nearly occurred last week just off Australia’s Bulli Beach.

The reef, just south of Sydney, is known for consistent enough surf though on that frightful day the Hanleys were all out for a family snorkel.

Australian teenagers film 'scary' shark encounter - BBC News

Sister, Taia, explains how she saw the beast getting closer and closer and alerted brother, Baxter, who didn’t think it was real. Father, Scott, heard one of the children scream and made his way over in order to calm them down and plan an escape as they were roughly 150 meters off shore.

Brother, Jobi, gave his speargun to his dad but kept his knife handy in order to protect his sister, knowing full well that a knife beats a fist when it comes to inflicting damage.

Blessedly, they all made it back to shore safety and were praised by local authorities for keeping cool heads and their eyes on the shark and have already been back in the water since the encounter.

Yet have you ever seen a family so beautiful?

So gorgeous?

I imagine, when the film Hanelys vs. Shark comes out next year, that Brad Pitt will play father Scott while the children will play themselves and go on to wonderful, fulfilling careers in Hollywood.

Quickly, though, what will play the shark?

Is it a white?

A spinner?

Other?

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Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Yeah I agree

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

The interestingly unique ‘cookie-cutter’ shark would make a good movie star…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

We’ve had a good run I guess.
Back to the tar pits for our children.

J H
J H
6 years ago

Chas Not CHAZ™…I see that King Kelly has returned to the Mainland. Is he looking to settle a score with you?

Which begs the question…how did he escape from the former Penal Colony?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  J H

He’s the Rona GOAT that’s how!

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago

Bronzy?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
6 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

I’ve seen them exhibit this same behavior in Namibia. One came up behind a body boarder following him as he slow kicked. I spotted it moving in on his Churchills. Shouted to him and he lifted his legs. It turned off and sank into the murky tea stained depths. End of sesh. That place is super sharky.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

This one was probably hoping one of the Hanleys would shoot a goddam fish so it could steal its dinner.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

yes it is a bronze whaler, known in some circles as a copper shark because of the coppery sheen of its back skin, it’s very dangerous to fish but not a huge attacker of people, and I ran one of them over yesterday afternoon on my surf ski, poor thing.

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Put down the ski, Nick.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

*Off-Topic* (great-ish white in a way)

Chas, I believe I previously hereabouts, thereabouts, some whereabouts seen on these hallowed grounds that you read NPR. I don’t. But I did see a story about this story.

Are you concerned? Your latest book has yet to feel the warm Anti-Depressive embrace of any of our bookshelves, but there is a storm brewing. You are at risk of being decolonized, recolonized?, before Reports From Hell has been delivered.
https://www.npr.org/2020/06…

Thoughts?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Oh now what the hell. Imagine the great works of literature that are about to be burned. If my upcoming can feel a little of the heat, though, I’d be honored.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Reports From Hell and Dante’s Inferno

Fire stoked

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I would happily burn your articles but then how would I access Pornhub? Through my wife’s phone?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I don’t have an opinion about any of that. I do, however, think it’s interesting the page that they link to that is “evidence” of lack of diversity in publishing. In the linked article it, commenting on the results of a publishing industry survey evidence of a lack of diversity reads, reads:

“The results of DBS 1.0 were stark. 79 percent of respondents identified as White. 78 percent
were women. 88 percent were straight. 92 percent were non-disabled. At a time when readers of all backgrounds were demanding to see themselves in books, the publishing industry came nowhere near to reflecting the rich diversity of the United States.”

After reading that, consider these facts from the U.S. Census Bureau and Gallup:
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Diversity to match the population? I guess not when it comes to gender!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Mixed race people must feel marginalized by this. Unless there are authors out there that place the text of their books outside the page margins, leaving the page space within the margins blank cause they can’t speak to that experience.

Would Hayden only be allowed to read pop up/out books?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Obviously I cant take this article seriously if it was written by a euro.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

I hear ya. But who doesn’t want to see leftist NPR loyalists burn books while screaming “Trump supporters are Nazis!!!”?

It’s high time the public at large see leftist loons for what they really are.

Keep in mind that they’ve trying to sell the narrative that all the BLM/progressive/wokes that we’ve seen riot, loot and get their Marxist fanaticism game on represents America. They fail to see that if you added up every clown in every city experiencing rioting, you’d total maybe 3 million people. And that’s being generous. In a country of 350 million people, these clowns don’t realize just how small their “revolutionary” movement actually is.

When the Trump era ends in 2024, America will usher in the next great President. Senator Tim Scott (South Carolina)

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yeah but the Internet makes it look way bigger. And CNN makes it look on mass
Big business get spooked cause of the perception not the reality which makes it super dangerous to everyone including the precious ones
That being said
Trump in another landslide

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

If shit goes sideways, the violence wouldn’t last long. While a gun in any idiots hands can be dangerous, the revolutionary types have no idea about combat tactics, techniques and procedures. They’re just not ready to wrap their heads around the devastating effects that modern weapons platforms can inflict upon another human being.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yeah but they’re causing casualties of the mind.
There are many victims here
Take a look at Stab.
And any commercial TV is poisoned
Even Chas and D are self gagging.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

In any war there exists two operational approaches.
Kinetic operations where physical movement take place. And Informational operations where subversive propaganda campaigns are implemented, with intent being to cause moral decline, unwillingness to fight back in what appears to be overwhelming odds and general panic.
Right now we are witnessing leftist Informational operations designed to cause their opponent Trump to react in a manner that causes loss of the public support from citizens then want nothing more than change, any change. That’s why Trump is playing it smart by not moving in on CHAZ. He’ll react informationally to get them to dig in without actually taking the bait of making a kinetic operational move. Any other politician would have made a needless and careless mistake but not Trump. He’s not a politician. Which is why we elected him.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You can feel a new news cycle coming in,
CNN ignored the virus when it suited them but now it’s leading their doomsday news again.
Onya Trumpy, doin a good job there mate.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

He genuinely loves America, and wants to help us as a nation be better. Obama had Ferguson happen on his watch. Why didn’t he seize the moment and effectuate change. Why? What stopped him. Change in policing must happen at the local level. The 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. And with the help of Senator Tim Scott, the federal government is providing direction. With Obama’s popularity, why didn’t he provide direction. Why?/

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Cause his billionaire masters didn’t approve?
I dunno
Cause he’s a career politician with no clue?
It’s very difficult to preside over a democracy, let’s hope it stays that way.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

He’s a Bolshevik. Always has been. Bill Ayers mentored Obama. And with that mentoring came the Weather Underground, and the radical bomb building ways of that radical group. That thought process that chaos provides the means by which a political movement can reach their end goal, without having to wait 100+ years to gradually get where you want to get.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

It’s a good rule that only 8 years then.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

What we really need is term limits for Congressional members. Right now the Dems are pushing the narrative that Trump’s decisions are guided by.his wanting to be re-elected. No shit. At the top of every 1st term President’s “Want List” is a second term. The campaign promises he made in 2016 must be followed through on. If he accomplishes the promised he campaigned on for his 1st Term, he stands to be well positioned to be re-elected. What’s wrong with that. He won election because of what he promised to set out and accomplish. Every President in history has done that. Trump promised in 2016 that he draw down troop numbers in the middle east. When Trump, as Commander in Chief ordered the scale back of troop deployment, John Bolton was pissed. Bolton is a warmonger, second only to Hillary’s blood thirst.
When Iran shot down that unmanned drone, Bolton advised Trump to bomb the shit out of Iran. When Trump was advised by forward air controllers that the strikes Bolton pushed would result in non-combatant civilian collateral deaths, Trump scrubbed the strike mission. Bolton was also pissed about that. Like Hillary, Bolton has liberal tolerances for civilian collateral death counts.
Let’s go back to Congressional members. How long has Pelosi been in office? 20+ years? Compared to Trump factoring in re-election only one time, versus how many fucking re-elections Pelosi has campaigned, who is really making every single decision based solely on personal gain, i.e. re-election?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Good luck explaining any of that to your average Dem, but I’m hearing ya!!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Enjoyed the discussion Bex.
Good stuff.
I’ll part with this:

“With all the anti-police rhetoric as of late, 12-year NFL veteran and biological miracle Herschel Walker took to Twitter with “an idea.”

Here’s what the innovative monster had to say:

“I have an idea. For all these people who don’t want any police, I’d love to meet with American Airlines, Delta, and Southwest and make a deal to fly them to countries that don’t have police. I want them to be happy!”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

👍

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I’m surprised no bone heads interrupted us with their Uber modern ideas and name calling idiocy

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

More of an echo chamber than a discussion but whatevs

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Biden’s handlers want nothing more than limit Sloppy Joe’s public exposure. By holding the rally Saturday, Trump is forcing Biden to engage live, in-person, onstage, without off camera prompts.
There are three mandated debates. Trump has wisely suggested there be more.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Yes, well if DR would stop his CIM fetish

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Geez you’ve really thought of everything

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I’ve seen this guy on Fox
Impressive, very!!
Hell be so awesome
Wont have a TV star taint which Trump is weighed down by.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

He’ll be the 46th President of the United States. Heard it here first.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Hope so for all our sakes

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
6 years ago

Isn’t Trump weighed down by brains?


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