Lil Dean Morrison wins Snapper; Mick Fanning hoists upon shoulder etc. | Photo: @thewaveofalifetime

Essential service: Coolangatta Kid and Snapper Pro winner Dean Morrison will tow you into the wave of your life for five-hundred bucks!

Includes private filmer and après-surf tutorial…

If there’s a better way to spend five hundred Australian dollars I ain’t heard of it.

Dean Morrison, who is thirty-nine, is a former world number nine, Pipe Master runner-up and winner of the Quiksilver Pro in 2003.

In 1998, aged seventeen, he won the Queensland Title, the Australian Title and World Games in the one year.

A legend in the game, the pivotal figure in the Parkinson/Fanning/Morrison triumvirate although its least successful competitively, mainly cause he wasn’t into raking his teeth across the erected cherry nipples of ASP judges.

Now, punters, you and me, can get access Dean’s skills, his jetski, a filmer and a private tutorial for five hundred dollars, three American c-notes or thereabouts.

Dean’s coaching biz is called The Wave of Lifetime. He offers, private hour-and-a-half lessons with filmer and analysis of footage, no ski, for $350, two hours, with ski and filmer etc for $500 and a deluxe pack called Wave of Lifetime that’ll take you to anywhere within a two-hour radius of Coolangatta for two days or up to a week.

His youngest client is a nine-year-old pro surfer hopeful, his oldest is a sixty-five year old who wants to keep an edge before the sands of time run out.

When I called Dean, he was fresh out of the water after an eight-til-ten session. He tells me he got into coaching three years ago and the ski came into the equation when he realised that his marks weren’t getting that many waves.

“You see results, but not really,” he says. “With the ski, they get better straight away. You can keep telling ‘em to make little adjustments.”

The way it works is Dean’ll pick you up on his ski from either the boat ramp on Kennedy Drive, in West Tweed Heads, or from little D-Bah, a crescent of sand inside the mouth of the Tweed River just before it runs out into D-Bah.

You and he will identify something you want to work on, he’ll tow you into fifty waves or whatever, following you on the ski to analyse your style, and a few days later Deano’ll send you a split-screen of your surfing, cut with a pro surfer of a similar build, to illustrate the diff, and how you can get better.

While we’re talking he Whatsapps me a sample. It’s pretty sick. An intermediate sorta surfer is in the top frame; pro on the bottom. At each juncture of the turn, Dean commentates what’s going right and what’s going wrong.

“I just want you to see what you’re doing here, mate, you’re doing great with the compression on the bottom turn, look how low you’re getting here but what I want is for you to start rotating your shoulders so that your front hand is coming behind you in that position,” says Dean. “As you’re going along and extending, start bringing that front hand here (arrow appears on screen) to square you to the lip…”

And so on, for five minutes.

“I teach the basics, compression, extension, rotation,” he says.

Watching the same surfer get a no-rail-grab backside tube is proof the one-on-one coaching works.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCvEzSGHHIf/

“Moments like that,” says Dean, “And they’re stoked for weeks later. Being able to be a part of that…”

He lets out a laugh.

“It’s such a gift. Fuck.”

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Shamus Beaglehole
Shamus Beaglehole
6 years ago

will that song be playing while it all happens?

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

Isn’t he more famous for having the crap beat out him (and several times lesser times by others) famously by Laird Hamilton for urinating behind a Fiji restraunt bar while screaming at the horrified bar staff they were nothing but black gollolwog concunts?

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

Another shark story

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

$250. All he does is lock you in a room for 2 hours and plays the theme tune from Dirty Water on continuous loop.

John Non John
John Non John
6 years ago

Fosters is crap beer. NonJohn will still drink it though, only for health reasons.

MD11F
MD11F
6 years ago

https://www.alexa.com/sitei…

Declining audience, shark stories and articles like above the reason?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
6 years ago

if that is intermediate i am fucking semi-pro.

Snowbored
Snowbored
6 years ago

Is there a reach-around included? Does it cost extra to film it as well?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
6 years ago

How much can I pay to get better without having to do all that shit?

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Keep surfing the internet – its free

SeatRack
SeatRack
6 years ago

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s Parko and Macca lifting

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  SeatRack

Mick hoists onto shoulder reads caption. No mention of ….whose…shoulder.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Does this mean Dingo’s clients will be towed into paddle-able kirra with impunity?

Fukkada Bong
Fukkada Bong
6 years ago

Naturally. Can’t Dingo claim Kirra under native title rules?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Fukkada Bong

Sign me up then! 500 for a memory burn Kirra screamer seems reasonable.

Tommy Riddle
Tommy Riddle
6 years ago
Reply to  Fukkada Bong

Dingo’s Māori, not Bundjalung.

Fukkada Bong
Fukkada Bong
6 years ago
Reply to  Tommy Riddle

Phew! I thought he would just get his jet ski and do step offs when Kirra gets above 6′. But he would never do that.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
6 years ago

Maybe headline should read “Dingo will tow some kook in front of you on the wave of your life” wanker , ex pros with jet skis and entitlement , gold Coast “legends”

astro
astro
6 years ago

Their shit headed cuntardery knows no bounds.

longtom
longtom
6 years ago

you get a case of that cats piss Balter for the three fifty?

OffRocker
OffRocker
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Nearly. But it will get you a weeks dog food.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

How about $500 to slingshot me into Jupiters with a heavy pocket?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Tell us a tale of your last trip to Jupiters in your next article mate. Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story either. Let rip.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

I worked at the joint for two years, slinging cards, real sexy joint.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

Haha fuck I am having flashbacks and can kinda see you wearing a black silky vest? Is it my imagination or is this a memory?

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Sounds like a dream I had

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

Grey with red stripes, red bow tie. Ass undulating in satin pants.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

Oh boy I know what I’m wanking to next time I get on the freeway. Hope they weren’t grey satin pants. One time I wore grey suit pants to the races and I spent about three hours over the course of the day trying to dry the dribble mark of piss off under the hand dryer.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Pretty sure your arse was dulating.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

It was the Spring of 2002. Schoolies. I was sitting on the shitter in my hotel room high above Caville Avenue, jaws swinging like a gate in the wind as my first ever half pinger coursed its way through my bloodstream.

“Oi surfads,” came the call from one of my equally panelled friends in the lounge room. “Y’ever seen a pair of bolt ons in the flesh?”

I wiped my arse for the third time and retied the knots on my Osiris sneakers so they cut deep into the bulging tongue.

No, I replied to Jarrell. I have not.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Yeah… go on…. and? How were the tits?

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Ease up mate. I only wrote for payment. Aka beach Grit tail pads

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Those things are not worth the sniffable 3M they are laid upon. Write for free and you will be free to write whatever you want.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

Does he mention in the fine print that he will drop in on ya on that $500 wave of your life. You’re a fucken cunt, Dingo but I don’t think any less of ya for it.

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

You get a free Cooly kid silver chain though. Down for life.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

Why are these ex pros
So averse to digging holes
To earn some folding?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Bite cherry nipples
Or give the rich what they want
Life forever simple

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

Counting syllables
Is akin to proof reading
Tidy yourself up!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

But sad no good both
Letters dissolve before eyes
Tears hate profligate

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

Lucky for us all
Writing is an ideas game
Spelling comes second


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