Watch: Boxing great “Iron” Mike Tyson set to fight a shark on cable television “in the name of research,” aggressively punches surfboard to prove fitness!

"Someone is going to get bit."

Let’s be very frank and honest here. Who is your favorite boxer of all-time? Muhammad Ali is, of course, the natural number one choice but “Iron” Mike Tyson has to be a close-ish second followed by Ivan Drago in third.

No?

I think undeniable and now, Iron Mike is ready to “square off” against a shark “in the name of research.”

According to the press release, “Iron Mike Tyson, the baddest man on the planet, is back for the ultimate showdown. Tyson vs. Jaws.”

The “name of research” is yet to be revealed. Also, it is unclear how they will fight though Tyson declares, “Someone is going to get bit.”

In the accompanying video clip, Mike Tyson can be seen angrily destroying an unglassed surfboard.

Do boxers have beef with surfers, in general?

I hope not as I like boxing, very much, though am not adept in the Sweet Science. Still, I find boxing graceful especially when compared with Ultimate Fighting which generally sees two men rolling around on the ground, grasping for each other’s tendons.

Uncomfortable.

Which professional surfer would make the best boxer?

Filipe Toledo?

The boy who punched that açai bowl?

Hmmmm.

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Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

I’d like to see a Kelly Slater vs Paul Roach rematch

Owen Wright's brains
Owen Wright's brains
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

kelly would get smoked by igarashis lil bro.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

Maybe your right, maybe surfing just isn’t what it used to be……., they actually made a surf movie once called– “Free and Easy”………

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

Reminds me of Slater a bit when Slater punched his board after losing a heat.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

What about when Richie Collins broke a board over his own head!

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

That’s one thing I like about B.Grit, you guys know your surf history…….

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

I was a grommet in the late 80s, all those stories got burned into my brain!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

As long as Karl doesn’t move in on my wife like he did my post, and take it up about 20 levels in so doing. On second thought…

Bob Driver
Bob Driver
6 years ago

Ivan Drago??? Come on Chas… Ashton has to be #3 on your all-time Boxer list!

https://youtu.be/UJ3MXD48xmc

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  Bob Driver

Is that Matthew McCaughnehey from when he was the AIDS dude there in the white hat? And respect to Chas at 0:09. In his buzzed stupor he drops his hand, signaling either (1) submission, so as not to escalate, or (2) he knew he had it coming and was happy Goggans showed some passion.

Bob Driver
Bob Driver
6 years ago

Chas… aka… Wooderson… held his own after the initial slug!

https://media.giphy.com/med…

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
6 years ago
Reply to  Bob Driver

i like the guy that nonchalantly drinking his coffee while the two transgenders are are holding hands

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

Jumping the shark…hood style?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
6 years ago

Three potential surf matchups*!…
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*sorry, DHMF…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

This is really something mate. I love it. Respect.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

We need a BG Hall of Fame, and this will be the standard against which all other attempts are judged.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

What is DHMF? Is it a Darren Handley vs Mick Fanning? I’m scratching my head here. Didn’t have much …. fuck?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
6 years ago

Never thought of pitching Elmer Fudd against Micktory, but now that you say it…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

My money is on Darren. He looks like he has shanked a few cunts in his time.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Bobby is a world class boxer who spars with title contenders and takes it to them. How soon some forget.

Now, for our “liberal brothers” out there who can’t envision Trump winning again, I offer this undeniable proof that his crowd has seen crazier shit and won’t go anywhere despite the evidence. Enjoy amigos

Skip to 2:20 and I’m telling you, #7 wins yet the “judges” see it differently…..

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Haha world class grass hopper division but.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

That was pretty rad. Did you notice the red truck that had Mabo graffitied on the caravan?
A bloke I know does Crash & Bash races down here. He wouldn’t vote Dump tho.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Notice the controversy that ends the gig…. everyone knows that #7 made the pass more often and considering such a more significant tow! Sure, K9 plays the coyote at the end, but skeptics have reviewed the tape and believe he did not secure the boat to his trailer, thus losing the weight early and having the advantage of a short, light trailer that could cut corners as he was wont to do.

Second thing that became suspicious was the announcer drumming up crowd support for the “winner” of K9…. there is speculation that K9 and the announcer share the same birth mother and it’s being investigated as of press time.

Two years down the track, the detectives lost the scent for the case and we may never know.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Gino
Gino
6 years ago

Tyson said on his podcast that tough guys don’t make good boxers, so that rules out your mate Ash.

slaters foot
slaters foot
6 years ago

I don’t know what is a better opponent for him
1. a shark
2. his own demons


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