"Someone is going to get bit."
Let’s be very frank and honest here. Who is your favorite boxer of all-time? Muhammad Ali is, of course, the natural number one choice but “Iron” Mike Tyson has to be a close-ish second followed by Ivan Drago in third.
No?
I think undeniable and now, Iron Mike is ready to “square off” against a shark “in the name of research.”
According to the press release, “Iron Mike Tyson, the baddest man on the planet, is back for the ultimate showdown. Tyson vs. Jaws.”
The “name of research” is yet to be revealed. Also, it is unclear how they will fight though Tyson declares, “Someone is going to get bit.”
In the accompanying video clip, Mike Tyson can be seen angrily destroying an unglassed surfboard.
Do boxers have beef with surfers, in general?
I hope not as I like boxing, very much, though am not adept in the Sweet Science. Still, I find boxing graceful especially when compared with Ultimate Fighting which generally sees two men rolling around on the ground, grasping for each other’s tendons.
Uncomfortable.
Which professional surfer would make the best boxer?
Filipe Toledo?
The boy who punched that açai bowl?
Hmmmm.