A torturous curse.
Hollywood scandal has not seen much action in the Covid-19 era what with movie stars (A, B, C-list) preferring to stay home, “sheltering in place” as it were. That means typical bad behavior is tossed behind high walls and/or modern Craftsman architecture, out of public view, hidden-ish.
But today, oh today, that has all changed as not one but two studio heads were felled by the very same woman. Ron Meyer, head of Universal and Tobey Maguire’s, who once or twice played Spiderman, ex-father-in-law and Kevin Tsujihara, who was top person at Warner.
But what?
Surf, of course.
Or surf adjacent, at least.
For a blonde British bombshell named Charlotte Kirk was responsible for both oustings. I think affair related, generally poor decision making, maybe some blackmail I don’t really know.
What I do know is that Kirk entered the scene on the arm of Australian billionaire and core surfer James Packer who appeared four years ago in the very pages of anti-depressive website BeachGrit for building a beautiful resort at “the world’s best wave.”
More Core it does not get.
Packer dated her briefly before introducing her to studio heads who are now jobless and quite possibly depressed.
In any case, very big news and surf, or surf adjacent, once again wreaking havoc on families, work, life.
A torturous curse.
Wow, Mossimo just got five months, a $250,000 fine and 250 hours of community service.
Gnar!
Is that surf adjacent enough for all y’all? Was Mossimo considered a surf brand?
Everything after Hang 10 and Op just confuses me.
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I did five days in jail once far outside of LA County and that was five lifetimes, dude.
Orange is the new…. stripes?
If you think there are a lot of fuckups wandering around in the world, go to jail = now you’re one of them.
And going to jail now?
In a time of cholera?
For five months?
A pretty boy millionaire thrown into a stinky, sweaty, crowded LACO jail with mother-rapers, father-stabbers and father-rapers!?!?!?!?!!??
Wonder where he will be housed?
Lompoc would be cruel, in a way. And that’s Federal anyway.
That’s where Dora did his time. He could smell the ocean, probably.
Mean.
Mossimo may be a nice guy, but dude, that’s harsh!
His wife got two months, $150,000 fine and 100 hours of community service.
And the judge spoke to her. Harshly.
How harshly? More harshly than I hope you can imagine.
Just for buying Cleavage and Buttcrack into college?
(Sorry, cheap shot. The daughters might be perfectly nice, as their parents probably are. One of them is movie-star pretty anyway.)
Tower of Power said it best: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
(Wow, listen to Tower of Power. Funky.)
What kills me is that M and P coughed up like half a million to get their kids into the University of Spoiled Children.
I’d just say: “Give me the stacks, dad, and I’ll invest it in Tesla and seeya on the Riviera in a couple months!”
But maybe it’s a socialization thing.
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Schroff has “Style for Days!”
Sadly looks like she doesn’t shit, as that would require eating first. I thought heroin anorexia look was so 1990s?
Kelly’s just a human being, doing the best he can.
https://youtu.be/3YaRvbQSjrk
Apocoplypse Now = Apocalypse Now.
Surf adjacent because of Milius and Colonel Kilgore and Yater Spoon and all that.
So get it right, for fook’s sake.
How would you even pronounce Apocoplypse?
Awe-pock-ko-plip-see?
Awe-pock-cop-lipe-see?
Awe-pock-ko-ply-see?
whats wrong with Thailand? I used to be a Thailand dance artist.
That vixen at certain angles has kind of a manly face, like Rumer Willis or something.
Ron Meyer is old and Universal just wanted an excuse to get rid of him and bring in young blood.
He sold his Malibu house for like $100 million so don’t worry about him too much.
But all the money in the world won’t buy your youth back – he would if he could.
“self-absorption”
If you can’t be factually or politically correct, at least be spelling and grammar correct.
There are standards.
OK, I get it. These guys get all wrapped up in a chic that looks like she needs some medical assistance, and show the World they were destined to get all crazy about a whore! It’s just embarrassing for them, and their friends. True friends should ALWAYS loudly tell a whore that she is only there for pleasuring the Men of the World! Then, slap said friend multiple times, and get him drunk and take him to the Gas Lamp Quarter to see BETTER LOOKING WOMEN that could give a sh!+ about his ledger!!!
what whore? I dont see a whore, I just see some bald dude
Maybe, maybe a little hypnosis might fix that. That’s actually a woman in a bikini and such…..
It took all day for someone to fill that opening.
Onya twillsy!!
More LGR caught in Fischer’s Web ….
LGR …. The Fischer King !
“does sentence you write” seems to be missing a word or something.
And it’s “self-absorbed.”
Double spacing and proper hyphenage are what distinguish us from the Mongol races.
Your opinion and $5 will buy a cuppa coffee at Starbucks.
And proper people don’t discuss tampons publically.
Ron Meyer’s ex-wife Kelly was in that Tom Zahn paddleboard race when Joey Everett and Vic Calandra punched out a 14-foot white shark a mile off Cher’s house.
I wrote up the story and took photos then put up Joey for an LACO Medal of Valor, because if charging a 14-foot white shark a mile out to sea and punchng it out isn’t valorous, what is?
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This is the size of the shark that those two dingalings fought off:
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Joey ran his board right up the back of that thing.
LACO awarded him the honor. He earned it.
Would you charge that thing a mile out to sea on a 16′ Joe Bark prone paddleboard?
I always wondered why Kelly and Ron Meyer went splitsville, but maybe this explains it.
Whatever.
I’ve always said, the two national past times of Malibu are screwin’ and suin’.
It’s not possible to fight a 3000 pound white shark.
It wasn’t fighting back
They said it was like a bar fight.
Joey was wailing on it with his fists and Vic was hitting it with his paddle.
And it still wouldn’t take off.
“Time stood still,” they said, and at some point Vic slapped the water with his paddle, and that seemed to spook it.
They said it wasn’t really attacking, just annoyed.
Kinda like this dude off Monterey: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
That’s more believable
Honestly, Ben, we can spot you a mile off.
Yes because my posts are charming and erudite and brilliantly illuminate mysterious facets of the human existence.
And they are spelled and punctuated properly and don’t use foul or vulgar language.
You go girl.
No, the big news is the U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence bipartisan Russia investigation titled, REPORT OF THE SELECT COMMITTEE ON INTELLIGENCE UNITED STATES SENATE
ON RUSSIAN ACTIVE MEASURES CAMPAIGNS AND INTERFERENCE IN THE 2016 U.S. ELECTION
VOLUME 5: COUNTERINTELLIGENCE THREATS AND VULNERABILITIES
Trump and Cronies are guilty as sin, in a report lead by the GOP.
This explains why Mueller didn’t dig the knife in deeper.
An FBI report might be tainted by partisanship, but not one lead by the GOP.
And even they were shocked by how blatant the communication and collaboration was between Trump’s team and the Russians.
Trump is history. Guilty as sin.
Nancy Pelosi is going to announce her willingness to personally pay for the renovation of Alcatraz to house Trump and all his cronies.
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“A lot of the conservatives have accused me of being a bitch,” Pelosi gloated from her home in the Napa Valley. “I’m not, but karma is.”
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You sound excited Ben. I bet you’re typing with one hand and fingering your cat with the other.
And if you think that report is impressive, Durham’s Special Prosecutor Report might make you neck yourself. So stay safe you goofy nutbar.
Durham’s Special Whatever doesnt mean diddly.
There’s nothing to Especially Prosecute or Report. It’s all a smokescreen from Trump and his cronies who know they are guilty as sin.
This does explain why Mueller didn’t drive the sword in deeper.
This investigation was lead by Marco Rubio, who did some pretty impressive logrolling and might have set a new world record for being completely full of shit.
Italics and underlining mine.
Republicans and Democrats are in consensus on the facts in the report, which involved more than 200 witnesses and 1 million pages of documents. But each side framed the findings differently.
“We can say, without any hesitation, that the committee found absolutely no evidence that then-candidate Donald Trump or his campaign colluded with the Russian government to meddle in the 2016 election,” acting Committee Chairman Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said in a statement. “What the committee did find, however, is very troubling. We found irrefutable evidence of Russian meddling.”
According to Rubio, the committee also found that “Russia took advantage of members of the [Trump] transition team’s relative inexperience in government, opposition to Obama administration policies, and Trump’s desire to deepen ties with Russia to pursue unofficial channels through which Russia could conduct diplomacy.”
In a separate statement, Sen. Mark R. Warner (D-Va.), the highest-ranking Democrat on the committee, called the report “the most comprehensive examination of ties between Russia and the 2016 Trump campaign to date — a breathtaking level of contacts between Trump officials and Russian government operatives that is a very real counterintelligence threat to our elections.”
Relative experience? Pull the other one. What a wanker.
Trump is history, and hopefully going to prison.
Will you commit ritual seppuku if so?
Please do.
Hey Ben, on another BG thread they’ve dubbed you the Pope or some such something or other.
Which reminds me of a funny story.
Many years ago, Pope Paul visited Hawaii and said Mass at our catholic school church.
During the homily, his Holiness sneezed.
I blurted out “God Bless You” thereby becoming one of the chosen few to actually bless the Pope.
To this day, I am truly venerated by all Nuns worldwide including the Holy Jen See and her faithful congregation.
I now command you, Ben Marcus, to address me forthwith as Your Blessed Holiness, Saint Opu.
And don’t forget your cash tithe when my collection basket comes around.
Peace be with you brother Opu .
Was just wondering if his holiness sneezed owing to an over abundance of Hail Mary – Air ?
Peace be with you too my esteemed holy brethren Bicko. Let us now humbly beseech thee that all your waves be forever hollow and made in heaven. May the Lord’s sanctity nourish you with thanks for all the good things he brings to us wrapped in crispy bacon. Amen
Oohhhmmmmm … oohhhbaconnnnnnnn … oohhhmmmmm
The meek shall inherit the peak …..
It’s The Poop.
When I got married to the lovely JJO at Carmel Mission by the Monsignor, there was a part of the very somber, Catholic, proper ceremony where we knelt at the altar and showed the bottom of our shoes to the congregation.
My half of the church looked like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and her half looked like The Godfather – all the “dirty finger millionaires” of Salinas were there: Gizdich, Driscoll, etc.
I had the bright idea to put “HELP ME” on the bottom of my shoes and flash that to both sides..
That went over big – not.
That’s why God is punishing me, if you were wondering.
Reception was at Pebble Beach Lodge.
Just watched Big Wednesday and there was a similar surf-disrupted wedding scene.
That movie is aging like wine.
Watching PT and Ian charge big Sunset is satisfying.
They make it look good.
You know who else was really really good at Sunset?
Johnny Boy.
He just destroyed the place.
Maybe still does?
Bobby Owens, too.
Settle down you goofball. If you know politics, you know when political people go down, it’s always some on each side. This is in order to send a message of control to the public. There can never be a total loss of faith in government from each side when big moves are about to be made.
“Durham’s Special Whatever doesnt mean diddly.”
That sounds like a nervous statement. And also like someone finger diddling their cat while typing it.
Settle down you goofball.
There’s nothing goofy about any of this. The dumbest, most vulgar 50% of America elected a president who is as dumb and vulgar as they are – or who pretends to be.
And the result?
Catastrophic.
I used to say, “Fat Bastard is only president, there’s only so much damage he can do.”
And then Coronavirus hit, and Fat Bastard thumbed his lips with one hand and pointed blame fingers with the other while tens of thousands died, and the economy bled trillions.
Trump is appalling to anyone with an IQ over 100.
You just like him because you’re just like him.
If you know politics, you know when political people go down, it’s always some on each side.
Always? There is no always. The left/Democrats/liberals have gone down enough. Now it’s time for payback.
Did you read or hear Obama’s speech yesterday? He tore Fat Bastard a new asshole.
I hope Biden is just as angry and evil in the debates.
This is in order to send a message of control to the public.
Uh oh, pretty soon you’ll be babbling about George Soros and New World Order and Agenda 21 and Chem Trails and other prole conspiracy theory nonsense.
There can never be a total loss of faith in government from each side when big moves are about to be made.
Well if you ever were going to lose faith in government, now is the time. Hopefully it’s about to correct itself from a massive mistake: The Bluenami will sweep the nation, Fat Bastard will be dragged kicking and screaming from the White House, the Democrats will take back the Senate and go Nuremberg on Fat Bastard and all his cronies.
That’s the big move America needs right now.
I wish the Democrats had someone younger and more vigorous than Biden – Alex Baldwin x Chris Cuomo x JFK Jr. – but Biden might pull it.
“Durham’s Special Whatever doesnt mean diddly.”
That sounds like a nervous statement.
No it’s a true statement. Durham’s deal is a smokescreen. After that Senate Intelligence Committee report yesterday. Fat Bastard is history. The rats are going to abandon his ship.
And also like someone finger diddling their cat while typing it.
There you go. vulgar and stupid. Trump 2020!!!
Good news came in threes this morning.
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Obama is divisive. That defined his Presidency. That and endless Wars, against everybody including an assault against Americans.
This election is not about who is more virtuous. If we demanded politicians be virtuous, there’d be no one in D.C. to run the joint. Plain and simple. No, this election comes down to policies and which ones work best for the prosperity of America and it’s citizens. Trump beats Biden there. Don’t play up Covid as all Trump’s fault. You act like Trump ordered lockdowns which crippled the economy when in fact that rests squarely on the shoulders of Governors. Period.
And yes you do finger your cat. I got that one from Wiggolly’s Paddling Style, and it’s funny, not vulgar, or maybe vulgarly funny, but either way it’s your sin.
Obama is divisive. That defined his Presidency.
Say what? How does someone raised and educated in America turn out that stupid??!?!? You are American, right?
Definitely from the south.
Obama was and is popular across party lines.
Trump is the one broing down with QAnon.
Divisive. Damn you are dumb.
That and endless Wars, against everybody including an assault against Americans.
Endless wars? Obama saw the futility of the wars in the Middle East – started by Bush 43 – and he withdrew American forces as much as he could.
And reduced the presence to a silent but deadly force of drones, cyber and Special Forces.
He got guys off the ground and kept them out of the VA.
We used to do surf clinics for the Los Angeles VA at Zuma and would deal with guys who had been shot in the head or hit by IEDs.
Wrecked their lives, permanently – for what?
Obama got those guys off the ground and turned America into an invisible force.
A very effective force.
Obama was a lot more devious and murderous than he gets credit for, but he saved thousands of lives and billions of dollars.
Obama ended the endless wars, you know nothing.
This election is not about who is more virtuous.
It’s about honesty, integrity and leadership.Americans are tired of the Trump dog and pony shitshow.
He had his shot, he failed: HE’S FIRED!!!!!
If we demanded politicians be virtuous,
We demand politicians be honest and that they lead and have some idea about what they’re doing.
And that they care for America and the American people and take responsibility for their security.
there’d be no one in D.C. to run the joint.
Obama was.
He ran a clean campaign and a clean presidency: No drama Obama.
It can be done. Obama did it.
Plain and simple. No, this election comes down to policies
Policies like huffing Lysol and taking anti-malarials and not wearing masks?
and which ones work best for the prosperity of America and it’s citizens.
Fat Bastard has managed to tank the economy even worse than Bush 43, and now Biden and Team will have to come in and clean it up, just as Obama did after Bush, and Brown did after Schwarzenegger.
There was a time when the Republicans were self-righteous and money-grubbing, but at least they made the trains run on time, and they could run a business.
No more. The Republicans screw it up, the Democrats clean it up.
Trump beats Biden there.
Fat Bastard has a catastrophe on his hands. Unprecedented. Impossible to fuck it up more than he has.
Biden will come in with a good team who will try to fix the mess as fast as Obama and team did it.
Steyer for Secretary of the Interior.
Mad Dog Mattis for Secretary of Defense, because he might want another shot under a sane administration.
George Soros for Secretary of the Treasury.
Obama for Attorney General, to get some serious payback.
Don’t play up Covid as all Trump’s fault.
Covid is God’s punishment to a nation who would elect someone like Trump as a leader – a pussy-grabbing, wife-cheating, thrice-bankrupt, student-defrauding charlatan and grifter who eats the Seven Deadly Sins and shits the 10 Commandments.
The antiChrist, possibly..
God was watching, and this is His punishment.
The complete lack of response and leadership is Fat Bastard’s fault.
All presidents face some kind of crisis and this was Fat Bastard’s – and he failed.
Completely.
When the Japanese invaded Pearl Harbor did Roosevelt point fingers and blame everyone else?
No, he lead. He took action.
Trump is just thumbing his lips and tweeting about The Bachelor and babbling about Obamagate and putting up smokescreens as America crumbles.
And saps like you fall for it, you prole sap.
Fat Bastard doesn’t have a clue what to do. None. He is completely inept and corrupt.
Read that Senate Intelligence Committee report. The Republican one. Even they are shocked by how corrupt Trump and his team were and are.
You act like Trump ordered lockdowns which crippled the economy when in fact that rests squarely on the shoulders of Governors. Period.
Yeah yeah yeah. Blame everyone else. Fat Bastard didn’t do anything except tell Americans to huff Lysol.
And yes you do finger your cat. I got that one from Wiggolly’s Paddling Style, and it’s funny, not vulgar, or maybe vulgarly funny, but either way it’s your sin.
Wiggolly’s Paddling Style is the antipodean version of you: sad, stupid, hopeless, vulgar.
A Bogan, I believe they call them down there. A yobbo.
A non-entity.
That cat was 100X cooler and smarter than you could ever hope to be.
You’re just some dumb millennial prole from Florida or wherever – mullet, tattoos, bad taste in music.
Not a brain in your head.
And people like you elected a president.
Swell.
You’ll be disappointed in November. Trump is going to get exponentially more votes from blacks and hispanics.
It’s an absolute refusal on your part to acknowledge reality by stating that Obama had a clean Presidency. You’re fucking certifiable if you believe that.
You’ll be disappointed in November.
I was just emailing with The Mooch about that. He thinks the Democrats could still blow it. They might.
As long as California stays blue, I don’t give a shit.
The rest of the country can rot in corruption if they want, we aren’t buying it.
Trump is going to get exponentially more votes from blacks and hispanics.
You think? Why do you think that? Trump is barring hispanics from coming into the country, and he’s openly racist.
It’s an absolute refusal on your part to acknowledge reality by stating that Obama had a clean Presidency. You’re fucking certifiable if you believe that.
No presidency is 100% clean because politics are dirty and humans are dirty.
There were mistakes made during Obama’s presidency, but nothing deliberately heinous or underhanded from Obama.
He was the first black president, he couldn’t afford to screw it up.
Trump breaks more laws in a week than Obama did in eight years.
Let me anticipate some of the usual right wing BS you are going to spout.
1. Benghazi was a fuckup of war – happens all the time.
Look at Pat Tillman getting killed by friendly forces, or all the Special Forces guys who did in Operation Redwings.
It’s war.
Shit happens, and we had no business being in Libya anyway.
2. Fast and Furious was the continuation of a Republican problem that got exactly one guy killed.
Etc. Etc.
Obama ran the cleanest presidency in decades – no sex or money scandals coming from him.
Transparency and honesty, but apparently America has been corrupted and no longer admires those qualities.
Trump is as dirty as can be, and people seem to like it.
You actually believe Republicans were selling guns to cartel members under Fast & Furious, even though Eric Holder picked the name?
You sure like to bend the truth.
Trump has done more for blacks in 3 years than Obama accomplished in 8. And yes, Hispanics like Trump because who do you think doesn’t want more illegals here taking their jobs than Hispanics here who have gotten their paperwork in order? The ones who can legally vote. Not the fraudsters the Democrats scam.
You actually believe Republicans were selling guns to cartel members under Fast & Furious, even though Eric Holder picked the name?
It was called Operation Wide Receiver, according to Politifact.
There is one mitigating factor, however: A program similar to Fast and Furious did go forward under the Bush administration in 2006 and 2007. That program, called Operation Wide Receiver, also attempted to track suspicious weapons. Allowing gun sales to go forward even when the ATF had probable cause to believe the sales were unlawful has come to be known as “gun walking.”
The two operations — Fast and Furious and Wide Receiver — had some similarities, and both were run out of the ATF’s Phoenix Field Division. The inspector general explored both programs in depth and found similar problems.
“The risk to public safety was immediately evident in both investigations,” the inspector general’s report states.
The White House told us that Obama was referring to the general practice of gun walking, which happened in both administrations. “The President was referring to the flawed tactic of gun-walking, which despite Republicans efforts to politicize this issue, began under the previous administration and it was our attorney general who ended it,” said White House spokesman Eric Schultz.
You sure like to bend the truth.
See above. If you can’t trust Politifact, who can you trust?
Oh, you trust Fat Bastard. Stupid question.
Trump has done more for blacks in 3 years than Obama accomplished in 8.
Sez you. Obama did more for blacks just by getting elected than anything Trump claims he did.
The problem with Fat Bastard is he is incapable of telling the truth, so everything out of his mouth is suspect.
To wit: He is completely full of shit.
Hispanics like Trump because who do you think doesn’t want more illegals here taking their jobs than Hispanics here who have gotten their paperwork in order? The ones who can legally vote. Not the fraudsters the Democrats scam.
Well never count out the power of self interest. It’s not that Hispanics like Fat Bastard, they just want to close the drawbridge behind them.
My high school in Santa Cruz is now 50% Hispanic, which is amazing to me.
When I was there we had exactly one black guy. One.
But enough of my yakkin’, Obama said it best yesterday in his DNC speech.
Went OFF on Fat Bastard. Both barrels, and that’s not his style.
But Obama, like any intelligent, responsible American is deeply concerned that America is being lead by a corrupt moron – aka Fat Bastard.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺. 𝘚𝘰 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘮, 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 330 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴 — 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 — 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳.
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺. 𝘞𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘨𝘰, 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘧𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳; 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳.
𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺; 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦.
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘥. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬; 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥; 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴; 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴.
𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦. 170,000 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘫𝘰𝘣𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦.
What can I say O2
https://youtu.be/2EPPUCs2lyA
Uh, time to take Hunter down. Whats worse to y’all trumpets, his campaign was played by Russia or they are traitors?
Hunter Biden should go down.
And remember, the DNC hired Fusion GPS for opposition research and hired Christopher Steele who reached out to Russian agents for dirt on Trump that turned out to be unsubstantiated misinformation by Mueller. If anything, it looks like both sides got played by Russia.
Wait until Putin’s tell all comes out.
I know a wahine who is on the editing and proofing team in New York.
They have to be extraordinarily careful, but they are surprised by how acessible Putin is and how easy he is to work with.
She says Vlad the Poisoner is having a ball, because he knows the book is going to stir up a tsunami of shit that’s gonna go coast to coast.
She says Christmas of 2020 is the scheduled release, but that could change based on the election and other things.
No title for it yet.
I suggested Long Hours and Golden Showers but she didn’t think that was funny.
She didn’t say what Putin’s advance is.
He’s the richest guy in the world and might just be doing this for grins.
Payback.
Payback? Are you saying Putin is a bitch?
Putin wants payback for America having a hand in collapsing the Soviet Empire.
That shit still stings.
He’ll never be completely satisfied, because Russia is basically a dysfunctional kleptocracy with nuclear weapons: “A regional power” as Obama called them.
But this book is going to embarrass the toupee off Trump – if it’s possible for him to be embarrassed – and let Americans know how damned dumb and gullible they’ve become.
“And remember, the DNC hired Fusion GPS for opposition research and
hired Christopher Steele who reached out to Russian agents for dirt on
Trump that turned out to be unsubstantiated misinformation by Mueller”…..this sentence sums up your intellect.
How so?
it’s the king of all run on sentences. clearly from the mind of a mad man.
I’m still waiting for a shark to appear in this story……..?
Did you boys see that bikini bottom?
Dayum girl.
More impressive, Chas is becoming surfing’s version of Rhona Barrett.
Chas were you drunk when you wrote this?
It’s facinating
That certain women are drawn
To ugly rich cunts
Having played the role, during a 25 year period , of the “ Rebel Boyfriend , to piss off my petit bourgeois parents, before I meet a more suitable cashed up partner to marry “ , I can understand the behavior of the young starlets . Youthful Feminine Beauty is a perishable commodity with a definite use by date …but why do these silly old , intelligent , powerful rich men remain slaves to their sexual desires like a hormone soaked teenager ….Fear of Death or because they can ?
Maybe sexual desire only goes away when we are bored?
I have followed my dick around the world …..ha ha , but have ceased to be a slave to it since my mid 20s ,even though I had no thoughts of settling down till my mid 40s . At one point I had a golden rule …. “ Don’t buy a girl a drink until you have slept with her “ and that way one won’t be disappointed .
Am older but no wiser.. runnin 3 Princesses is exy..
Go Hard Tom or Stay Home …. Man can not live by bread alone
JB.. I do go very hard… always rock hard for the Kenyan Princess..
She is the most beautiful girl in the world!!
No wait…
What??
đồ ngốc
The Vietnamese Princess is the most beautiful girl in the world… !!!
Lai dai motherfkr Tom!!
You middle age crisis cretin Tom!!
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The Chiang Rai Princess is definitely the very most Suay Mak Mak Puying in the World !!!!!
Photos available to paying punters!!!
DM ur Deets
Please and Thank You..
Variety is the spice of life .
U are so right JB… Kenya does win on the action and passion criteria we all desire when pleasuring is goin down.. and speakin of goin down.. she tastes the sweetest!
Like Muthas Milk !!!
A classic case of
Arrested Development
More penis than brains
if not that, what’s the point of becoming rich and powerful ? putting your name on some hospital wing ain’t quite as much fun.
Because they can JB .. and they do JB .. I can vouch for it..
Much money makes marvels manifest … !
It warms my heart that this lucky girl has found true love more than once.
It just proves that miracles can happen.
And what a crazy coincidence that they were all wealthy? How random!
Ron Meyer denies it happened, paid her off AND lost his job, family, everything..
Is Ron related to the Great Russ Meyer ? The king of Sexploitation …..Vixens etc etc
Im not sure about that JB, I am sure that these guys got worked by this girl.
Hard to feel sorry for em but its just another form of cancel culture BS
russ meyer may be the most underrated cinematographer in history. the man was a true artist
Miracles? So she’s a Saint too? Sheesh, there ain’t no saint shortage ’round these parts are there now?
I dub thee Saint OBT
There’s another one
I’m an SOB to the T