Very intense.
Unspeakable tragedy almost befell the crew of the Coast Guard national security cutter Kimball, yesterday afternoon, as most the able bodied men took a refreshing swim break in the cool Pacific, replete with an inflatable unicorn.
There they splashed, talked about the gals left behind, about the dirty tricksters likely taking them out on dates when an 8-foot mako or pelagic thresher decided to make a few widows.
While Coastie Bouillabaisse is not considered quite the delicacy of Sailor Stew amongst most species of sharks, it is still very delicious, to them, and worth enjoying.
The shark made a direct line for the group when Maritime Enforcement Specialist 1st Class Cintron saved the day by stealing his nerve and opening fire from his lookout post.
Momentarily confused, the shark pulled away but those tender Coastie thighs, lightly brined, were very much too tempting and so it made another attempt. ME1 Cintron let another burst fly. That’s when the shark turned its attention to crew members who were swimming for the ladder.
Another burst.
After an intense few more minutes, all the Coasties made it back aboard, the only injury occurring from a bonked knee, ironically maybe, in the middle of a shark jaw tattoo.
Very scary but is there something we surfers, we watermen, can learn from the incident? Both the Coast Guard and Navy employ “shark watches” and “polar bear watches” when their fellow men-at-arms are frolicking.
Should we?
Any volunteers for the BeachGrit Defense Force?
We will have very cool uniforms, that I guarantee (shop here).
They said the ship was vegan.
Paul Watson doesn’t strike me as a vegan. I could be wrong
Good to know
semper paratus
True dat.
My twins were about 8 or 10 when I asked them in the car if they wanted to get tatts and they said yes of course.
I drove about 5 mins to the closest parlor and to their credit they walked in like they were still on board. Let them have a good look at what was going on and asked if they still were good.
Job done.
Let them know I approved if they made a high level sports team or the Olympics.
haha..I was talking about the big black girl.
No small or extra small in tanks? How are we supposed to flex and get pussy (or cock) in a medium?
The things people tattoo themselves with.
From ten feet away it looks like they’ve been shat on.
But a singular on the arm is sexy
Veil covers your Sea Shepard tattoo bro
Been on the ship.
Pretty much a cult IMO
Never had a desire for thousands of needles pricking me
I think this should become a new BG auto-loading theme song for any and all shark-adjacent stories.
https://youtu.be/LKx15uDqtd4
Vital info:
https://slate.com/culture/2…
He’s on a hot roll …
Kong’s Dad , Bully , would have just jumped over the side and stuck a big knife in the shark’s head .
See bullets are no big deal we shoot them all the time.
Two things. I thought that bloke had some badly sunburnt thighs for a second and doesn’t he read the Bible?
I like to think that’s a big no from St. Peter. Just like this.
3 couples are out on a yacht, having a good time when it sinks and they all drown. They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter looks at the book for the first couple.
“Sorry, it says here that you loved money so much, that you only married this woman because her name was ‘Penny'”
The second couple come forward.
“Sorry, it says here that you loved sweet things so much that you only married this woman because her name was ‘Candy'”
The third couple, who were a recently married gay couple, move up.
“This doesn’t look good for us Dick.”
Ah Leviticus , the patron saint of 501s and Laser Tattoo Removalists ….
It’s always good to see American taxes being put to good use. This is why there are 6 year old kids banging their head against the carpet in madrasas mate. Not good.
If that was an actual inflatable unicorn in the picture– the United States is in worse shape than we thought…….
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Very sloppy rig on the man with the dense Christian tattoo. These are today’s heroes I guess.
Yes , a hero used to be someone who , through an act of extreme bravery or sacrifice achieved the unimaginable !
.Today ,to be called a hero , all you have to do is hold a gun or a hose and …… turn up ?
Yesterday’s buttercups and pooftahs are today’s hero’s.
That Anthony Huber guy who got shot by a conservative AR-15 toting weirdo at a BLM protest the other day was a bit of a hero – tried to disarm the machine gun carrying cunt with nothing more than his skatey. Old school hero rig on him too – definitely a skater.
Don’t forget convicted felon too. All three who were shot are convicted felons, the first guy shot a registered sex offender. Good riddance. There’s ample video evidence showing self defense from the first shot all the way until the guy holding a handgun gets winged. As a felon, shouldn’t be carrying a gun anyways. The clown with the skateboard had numerous arrests for violent offenses.
Haha OK this bs coming from the same “cool” guys who sent gun totting loonies their way? Nice made up stories to suit your wild narrative. You should get a slot at the RNC/Oprah Winfrey show they’re putting on at the moment it’s like a game show for the mean spirited, you’d love it.
Your media and your president have no credibility.
These protests are asking for you to make people who commit crimes accountable.
You can look up their felony conviction records:
Anthony Huber – multiple battery offenses and repeated domestic abuse
Joseph Rosenbaum, a registered sex offender in Wisconsin.
Gaige “Lefty” Grosskreutz. – convicted felon for burglary
Should Roger Stone have been shot for witness tampering and making false statements to the House Intelligence Committee? Fatty kid with his AR-15 is not a judge. The cops are not judges. I enjoyed the Punisher comics when I was a kid too, but comics are just drawings.
Only Otto does his homework
You just watch CNN
Clown news network
I think CNN is in America and Otto is prone to confirmation bias.
My point was related to the story, skater dude confronted fatty AR-15 guy armed only with his skatey to try save lives. And he has an old school fit rig not like these overfed gun toting conservative guys.
You don’t know why he’s there. Noone does.
Fatty AR-15 was there because he is a fuck wit.
The BLM protesters were there because some dude got shot in the back by police and they want police to be held accountable for that sort of behaviour now. Getting out and protesting is a pain the arse too, so I have nothing but respect for those BLM guys.
Committing arson and looting is not protesting.
Murder is not self defence.
And self defense is not murder. There are numerous Twitter videos from different angles with more and more being uncovered, all building a strong case for self defense. The Democrat DA charged him in a knee jerk reaction, before an investigation could be completed. An investigation that will include compiling all the video evidence. And the kid got a kick ass defense attorney, for free. Lin Wood. He won’t be convicted. Likely charges dropped.
Petes from Victoria
Suffering from covid of the brain most likely
Wuhan flu over the cuckoos nest
If it makes you feel better, great. Fatty AR-15 and the rest of those gun totting wankers make me feel sick.
I’m just not surprised by what occurred. Trump offered help on night 1 and the Democratic Governor refused. The Kenosha Board of Commissioners begged Gov. Evers to accept federal officer support b/c Kenosha PD was overwhelmed, but the Governor again refused. When citizens see.the police Dept overwhelmed and their city is burning, their business is burning, inevitably self help will occur. Ineffectual leadership from the Governor allowed things to escalate to the point where the shooting occurred. Today Federal Marshalls assisted Kenosha PD in making a preventative arrest of a school bus, bread truck and.minivan full of BLM guys with a bunch of gas cans filled, illegal fireworks, bats, gas masks, and a bunch of meth. That’s what federal help can put a stop to.
His offer was too extreme, your aligning yourself with rascist bumblers with the Dump regime, safer to keep them out of your state. With weak cunts like that, if/when something goes wrong, they cut and run anyway. Stay away from Dump and his cronies they’re bad eggs. Yep Dump is a bad egg fart.
EDIT: had when instead with, maybe autocorrect.
Whatever the SPIN is, WISCONSIN Is burning in Trumps America. Go eat apple pie and wave your make liberals cry flag, country is shit…
Guilty, no trial just amateur video.
Fuk that party pete
If that’s a world you wanna live in youre a sick puppy.
Fair dinks, you lot are ruining the joint.
I think they are saying up is down and down is up over at the RNC too – so toodles.
All that for some loser mope
You mean telling lies for Dump? I agree, it is revolting. I didn’t think you had that innate Aussie revulsion for bullshit.
Your lot will be responsible for his re election
Cheers buddy!!
Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had an impact on this world. Good or bad, you know. Dump is a lump of shit.
He’s doing his best
Tough gig
VALs are doing their best, they don’t impress me either.
They hate Gmed too but he’s still the best
VALs hate Gmed?
Oh I get it, the Dumps hate Gmed! Yeh they hate a lot of people.
You mean peaceful rioters and looters right? Maybe I missed the protesters.
You lame
Hope you enjoy four more years of Trump. It turns most voters don’t enjoy seeing their cities burn to the ground every night. So glad I don’t live in that shit show of a country.
That’s not how it went down.
There’s video of Rosenbaum confronting armed civilians yelling at them “Shoot me, nigga! Shoot me nigga!” Then there’s video of Rosenbaum chasing the kid through a car dealership parking lot. Then throws something at the kid and in the video you hear a handgun discharge. The kid stops and turns to face Rosenbaum who grabs the long rifle. A round goes off striking Rosenbaum in the head. The kid stops for moment, then moves onward toward a street. He is then chased down the street by Huber. Huber bashes him with his skateboard (a deadly weapon if used to bash someone in the head with) while the kid is fleeing. Huber was chasing the kid yelling “get his ass”. This is all on video. Huber tries to wrestle the rifle from the kid but the shoulder strap is still on. A round is fired striking Huber in the chest. Then Gaige draws his handgun and is shot by the kid. Wisconsin is a Castle Doctrine state (stand your ground) and open carry state. While the kid will get a weapons violation, he did not commit murder. The video evidences self defense and stupid rioters playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.
skateboard vs AR-15 you’re stupid
The kid was fleeing. Skateboard guy didn’t have to chase him. Didn’t have to bash him. He chose to. And he chose the risk doing so against an armed individual.
Fatty AR-15 shouldn’t have been there with an AR-15. Fatty AR-15 shouldn’t have shot the first guy and caused people to try and apprehend him. Fatty AR-15 shouldn’t have used an AR-15 to shoot a guy armed with a skateboard. A skateboard is not a deadly weapon even when it is swung at your head. Fatty AR-15 was a wimp carrying an AR-15 and lashed out at people like a cornered rat.
You can be an apologist for Fatty AR-15 if you like. It just isn’t a good look.
QAnon has all the answers!! What is the Ozzie version?
Alco anon probly
Did the shooter Google their record before he shot??
Didn’t need to, they handed him a request for a death record.
Or be the best ever
Sweet gabby I miss ya!!
Charlie’s daydreamed up BGDF unis…
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Guy with shit tatts……this is your shark story picture?
Fuck off
Blacks can’t swim?
They can now.
Myth busted.
About 10 commenters who are ammosexuals and will pay money to hold that watch. They’d probably have “bad aim” as a few of us other commenters swim by on the unicorn.
I hope they miss your missing swim fins Derek .