“The managers and the people in positions of power really abuse that to, not just me, but a lot of girls.”
It’s been a terrific couple of weeks, publicity-wise, for the former world number twenty-five rated women’s surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey.
First, there was the pivot from surf to porn with a XXX-rated website that invited men to pay ten-dollars a month to examine, what they hoped, would be a souped-up clitoris ready to spring and a vagina ready to discharge.
The early signs were good.
Posts include, “BARE PUSSY and wet down my stomach…I’ve been eXXXtra naughty girl. CUM taste me” and “SOAKED pussy. My eXXX wet cameltoe after I cum.”


Some early adopters of the website were quick to complain of a poor return on the dollar, however, one man spending eighty-five of ‘em for a “private XXX shower video with my nipples showing.”
“Her nipples are not visible at all,” the man wrote on reddit.
Yesterday, in another interview with news.com.au, the tabloid writes: “Ellie-Jean Coffey has broken her silence on years of mental and physical abuse in the surf industry she says left her contemplating suicide.”
Sample quotes.
“At first I thought and believed I was the luckiest girl in the world to be living such a life, and not long after that, the darker side of the surfing industry soon revealed itself to me, and it was terrifying,” Coffey told news.com.au.
“The abuse, both mentally and physically, I endured during my teenage years far away from home with adults in positions of power has haunted me my whole life.”
“It was a pretty horrible time in my life. I think people in positions of power tend to abuse that power, and I was only a young girl, and it’s taken me a long time to recover.”
“I really don’t feel that anyone’s come forward and really highlighted the things about the surfing industry. It goes back decades, this misogyny and male-dominated industry — it’s really toxic.”
“The managers and the people in positions of power really abuse that to, not just me, but a lot of girls.”
“As much as I loved surfing, I just completely broke down. I couldn’t continue with all the abuse; it almost drove me to suicide, and I was lucky to go get that therapy and recover from it. And I know a lot of girls in the industry who have a very similar story.”
Now, journalism ain’t what it used to be.
And, given the clunky, semi-formal nature of the quotes with links to Nick McCandless from McCandless Group, who “assisted” in setting up the XXX-subscriber-only site, in both stories, I’m guessing, and it’s only a guess, that the revelations were a quid pro quo.
To wit, exclusivity for “candid” stories, an old-time “scoop” even if the accusations were vague enough to accuse everyone and no one.
Either way, the fish are biting.
Lisa Andersen was traumatized while staying in my apartment near Calafia when a skunk and a racoon were fighting – inside the screen door! On the carpet!
But other than that, we were pretty cool to surfer girls at Surfer Magazine.
No mischief from us, although Matt Warshaw kissed Jody Cooper once – or so he says.
Well I see that Coffey sister stories on BG are the new Shark Stories – never ending Come on Chas, I know right hand peelers in Cabo are distracting, but if Hemi needs to do online school from Mex, at least you could drop a few more shark stories to lessen the LOAD that the Coffey sister(s) bring.
“I really don’t feel that anyone’s come forward and really highlighted the things about the surfing industry. It goes back decades, this misogyny and male-dominated industry — it’s really toxic.”
I think the blame really lies on the shoulders of 1999 world champ “Occy” for not speaking out about is diddling coming courtesy of legendary lensman Sarge. Occy should bare the consequence of having to pay for each and every portal Ellie Jean opens up at the full requested price. A sum even a former world champ may find financial strain shelling out.
Now its getting sorta interesting , even more so if beachbitch did a bit of photo comparison between bong and quick on thier use of the female form in advertising including the female atheletes
Reef sandals still the undisputed world champions though.
Punters paying good money for promises of fulfilled desire that never quite materialize is new to the surf industry how?
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Haha! Yes! Not it to mention explaining to my wife that 900-976 number wasn’t a dial a porn line. Swear to God that was the only number in those days with 900-976 that wasn’t a phone sex line
I’m not exactly an aficionado but once you’ve viewed every possible free piece of smut, it’s only natural to seek a slightly more enriching product which usually isn’t free.
She gave the WSL too much wiggle room claiming it’s the surf industry. Now they don’t even have to address her accusations. Duck E-Lo dodged a bullet there.
No doubt there are some creepy predatory fuckers in the bowels of the surf industry, luckily the porn industry is much safer
Yea mate , those chicks in the porn industry will eat you alive.
The irony, is the ugly girls that can actually surf would gladly fend off some some creepy TM’s for the opportunity EJC got.
And lets focus on what is being spun here. If EJC was driven to the point of near suicide, why and for what purpose would she pave the way for her sisters to follow the same objectivity model that she herself is claiming to be so psychologically damaging?
She is either a shit liar, or a shit human. Saltwater Kardashians if you ask me……
All of the above, it seems evident.
“this misogyny and male-dominated industry — it’s really toxic.”
So I decided to get in to porn.
Good for her! She gave up the dark abusive unhealthy world of professional surfing for the kind, positive, and enriching porn industry. So empowering.
This is quickly turning into another revelation when a gay Aussie sarge surf reporter using his power position to suck as much pro surfing cock as he wants or U never get U photo in the mags
I’d rather sink my choppers into this hot vision.
Hold on baby, daddy’s coming soon.
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They really are loathsome creatures the Coffeys.
I have a deep admiration for the tone of your reporting on this, Derek. I mean, the foul facts do speak for themselves, but I’d struggle not to twist the knife.
Vile.
It really is lucky she doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her any more
Wonderful she has escaped the treacherous claws of the vile creatures that are the Australian surf industry…am sure the soft porn industry crowd will be so much better
I would love to read a JP Curie piece on this! Probably end up with a whole gang of infuriated woke metoo’rs after you, but it would be legendary and nothing that ain’t the truth.
Might be a tad cruel!
This story just gets better and better!
I’d say she’s hit rock bottom but she hasn’t mentioned anything about fucking her dad yet so I’ll hold off for the time being.
My comment was going to be along lines of wasn’t her old man holding her hand and scripting this all the way??
Sick shit, Tom. I fucken bet the mother is behind it all.
Directing and manipulating….
It’s like Dreks fantasy family on steroids
yeah but dont complain about manipulation when they appear to be the master “coffey grinders” themselves – this must been scripted from day dot no????
Mate Im just a dumb cunt. I can only deal with what’s in front of me.
O course if someone was stupid enough to sponsor and pay me to speculate then I might start up a surf website.
sorry my bad i meant the coffey complaining about manipulation – marketing???? i sincerely hope not abuse for her – i wont pay but good luck to her. We are all marketing for her at any rate!!!!
Hahahar – I hope my comments are tagged #vacuousdumbbitch #Fatherwithphotolove #slutwithaconscience #motherchildabuse #abusedbutbaldvagina$100
Based on past comments here, wasn’t the dad (allegedly) her lensman?
Sorta. He’s definitely given her direction an praise at how good the shots are. Her Sisters take most of em.
Your right Wiggs this is going to end up in some sort incest sort of thingy thing!
I don’t know, I mean its all about equality In pro surfing now but I can’t imagine many of us paying Kelly slater $85 too watch him play with himself?
Women are walking all over male pro’s and out the door with their sponsorship dollars selling photos of tits and ass on a surfboard
Kelly isnt asking you to pay $85 to diddle himself. He takes the high ground of asking you to pay $85 for a t shirt so you can actually feel the same sensation of cotton rubbing on skin that the GOAT feels.
That’ll be here soon enough: $200 to view it happen on her cam, then another article about how horrible it is to be judged,etc for those sort of liaisons.
Its the biological urge Men have for the chase. Hunting prey with the credit card.
I haven’t really caught a prawn before but I’ve had some success with yabbies. I usually just use a bit of shitty old meat. Chuck a couple of different nets in different parts of the dam. Generally can’t fail. I wouldn’t chuck my credit card in. That would be silly. I bet you were the “negging” master, Negatron. Did ya ever cop a root after insulting a woman?
My mum has a top just like that.
You look hot from this side
Can’t say I’m a fan of the super soaker, too much laundry.
Just to clarify – you’re talking about a water cannon, right ?
Not some sort of Super Tampon ?
Just reading vaginal discharge and soaked pussy, sounds like work.
Ahh – ok. Effluent discharge from the industrial areas.
When I read the headline my first thought was that a male pro had started a fans only.
Click pimpin or just me?
Nope, don’t think so, bexy.
You’re just slightly ahead of the curve.
You’re missing out
Poor you…
-Livia Soprano
Best. I deadset just got a Livia Soprano shirt for Father’s Day https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Come round to my joint tonight Aidsey I’m doing cheeseburgers. You’re looking too skinny brah.
Trust me wiggs it ain’t a problem
Not until you’re rubbing your big old smelly peach for $. Is a peach a vag or arsehole though I dunno.
Defo vag, Wiggs.
In this case I reckon the arsehole would be ej.
Ah ok. Makes sense but I was confused by the photo in the article above. Ever since Em Rata’s pussy got sent to me on WhatsApp I’ve pretty much lost all purpose in life.
Mate, that’s why we’re here. Male support is important in all the wokeness
Mine’s a dessicated coconut
a peach has a stone in the middle. either way its bit of a problem
Are you onto Talking Soprano’s with Bobby and Chrissy? It’s excellent.
I haven’t yet, a mate told me about it tho. Might check it out. Currently rewatching the entire series with the miso, final Ep of series 2 tonight. Which, in the current coffee vernacular, might be described as ‘Watch Tony slay this big pussy’
Dude, to have any chance with your misso, “Watch me slay this tight pussy.”
Just saying
Series 2, epic, starring,
Ritchie April.
Scariest mofo on the show
Pure evil.
Funny how in the last podcast every time Steve who played Bobby mentions Richie is pure evil, the tone of his voice is as if the guy actually a real person to him.
Funny
I haven’t listened to it but I know he has a big mouth, at one stage that guy was so fuken fat I cldnt imagine how he got thru a door
He was,but he actually had a fat suit on.
He says he played basketball in college and was actually an athlete at one time.
He really was very good, and I feel underused. Would have been a great phil leotardo. Though that guy was great too. I have a book he wrote somewhere about how to be a man. Obviously never read it.
He’s got tremendous moxie for his size!!
https://youtu.be/W1RXTvI-jBA
Like when he beat up Rocco DeMeo for “tha Jaaacckkett”
She was also in the greatest scene ever in a movie imo… when Nokes gets it in Sleepers.
Walken and Hopper for close second in True Romance.
On the poddy they talk about all the roles that the different actors read for. Richie read for Tony and Paulie I think. Not to ruin it, but since he’s gone by where you’re up to..the actor is a guest on one of them and he said he focused all the anger of not getting roles up to that point and poured it into the Richie character. One of the funniest scenes is when Jnr gets his hand stuck in the drain and Richie helps him get it loose. “you’re flexxx’n” cracked me up.
Guy who does Poda Bing likes to quote that.
He has shows where he calls about 20 people who entered the trivia show.
Asks them about 10 questions.
Pretty impressive as he ask some obscure stuff, not for rookies.
ahh sweet. I’ll definitely check it.
Last one…according to Poda Bing and others, Sopranos Autopsy is the gold standard.
Watched it last night, so good.
Was having a barbie at the park after MTB riding and I was pulling out some food and beers. I mentioned to my friend I had a little gabagool for him kinda testing to see if he was a fan. Had no idea about the Sopranos, he heard it on American Dad or one of those cartoons and had no idea what they were talking about.
It’s great on a sanga with tomato sauce
I got mixed up with mortadella
Never tried gabagool
Both make you thirsty as fuck.
Tried cows tongue, was very good.
Forget the name, but the misses worked at an expensive restaurant in the city when I was in Manly. Australian bush tucker done up really nice.
Croc tortellini, roo fillets etc.
Was a place off the corso called skippy burgers. Couldn’t put one down.
I think I just watched that one again the other night.
The one where they pick Meadow up at school after Chrissy got banged up.
Can see when Adriana slams the break with front shot that it’s her double with no sunnies on.She had them on at the close up before and after.
Oh I think that’s series one where he’s scared Tony found out about him selling meadow speed?
Yup, you’re right.
Oh for sure man, the stories are epic. Follow up the ep’s with the poddy. Doing a re-watch myself atm. ATM… hmm maybe a bad acronym but EJC hasn’t leveled up to that stage yet.
I am.
Have you listened to Poda Bing?
Guy is a superfan.
Nah aint come across that one. Will give it a spin. I’m actively retreating from the real world and shitty news as much as possible lately.
Aren’t we all.
He started it about a year ago. Puts a lot into it.
Was really annoyed in the first couple where Bobby kept interrupting Chrissy.
All the comments on YT were telling to to stop it. The producers must have had a word with him as he lets him actually talk now.
Beach Blanket Claim Bingo !
(Meanwhile Dad focuses his short fast lens on juicy peach and erect wet nipples ….)
Who was her nose sticker? Was it Bong? Peachgate just took a turn.
Glad she’s recovered though of course.