Faces surgery etc.
Tributes have poured in for popular WSL commentator Aaron “Ronnie” Blakey after he broke his leg during a wild Kirra session on Queensland’s Gold Coast.
From Bob Hurley and Rabbit Bartholomew to fellow commentators Strider “Attack-Dog Tits” Wasilewski and Rosy Hodge, the surfing world has been quick to offer condolences, words of encouragement etc.
Strider: “Oh shit, you shred so hard you broke your leg!!!! WTF my bro, heal up… I’m sure it was a monster lip.”
Bob Hurley: “Speedy and fantastic recovery my friend…i want to experience you airing over me paddling out once again…let’s do this.”
Bugs: “Sorry to hear Kirra was unkind, a lot of rainwater making those lips collapse without notice Glad you got in ok, what an ordeal. Heal well mate, you will be back for Snapper 2021, we can share a wave in kiddies corner.”
Rosy: “Ah no Dawgie!! I’m sure u were hoofing it moments before the catastrophe. Thinking of u pooch, rest up and I’m sure the fam will pamper u.”
Ronnie, the one-time understudy to his perennially famous older brother Adam aka Vaughan, writes, Quick Sunday mission to surf Kirra gone wrong. Copped a lip to the outside of my leg. Tibial plateau fracture. She packs a punch! Thanks to the legends that helped out me of the water, whoever you are. Surfing spirit is alive and well as far as I’m concerned.
The photogenic and brawny forty year old will, likely, spend the early parts of the new year imprisoned in hospital, strung up under fluorescent lights on a steamy rack of desire and frustration.
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Are you sure he didn’t do it at Snapper?
What’s your take on the attention seekers themselves?
too right, the social media sympathy message has no style or substance. if they really cared they would convey it via sky writing or a roadside billboard.
He wont want to recuperate on Northern beaches and get Covid as well!!
At least he isn’t an American. The cost of sorting out that mischief would bankrupt a cunt.
Sheree comerford got that THIRST
In other aquatic endeavours
The Americas Cup prelims starts in about half an hour on Auckland harbour, where they’ll be flying around in 75′ monohull foiling yachts at 50knts
I can imagine that the twice named double world champ will have his TV tuned in…
At least he wasn’t at Broken Head.
At least he wasn’t in Hawaii catching COVID
Great comment, big hugs, you’re the best!! Um beijo 💋
I just got back from the WSL app.
Everything seems peachy.
Don’t fucking tell me
Ziff has a vaccine that’s cured
Their PRalysis?
They don’t seem too concerned
If only his knee was sparred and it was his jaw that broke.
Win/win…. still surfing, won’t be talking into a microphone.
Wonder if he would trade?
What? He is clearly the best fulltime commentator those fuckshits at the WSL have on board.
Hippy judgement is really off about most things
Hey, when I come to visit all your secret spots and stay in your spare room, can you score some good weed prior to my arrival?
Thanks buddy, you’re the best.
Only if you bring some MAGA gear
cheap as fuck now mate…. got you covered.
Now the Q stuff still has value because he/she is still pulling all the strings, but I’ll figure that out. The homeless dude posted up at the Target exit has heaps of cool stuff and the cat really deals if you pay hard cash.
And wear it on the plane
Tshirt and cap
Larry David style
If you root for the Aussie surfer in every heat in every contest no matter who it is and against anyone.
And can translate through marbles in his mouth twang.
I do both of those things.
Let’s get you an audition!!!
Got a head for radio mate.
Poddies it is!!
My managers cut can be reduced during this time of Covid to just 15%
thank you…
If eLo chips in
With a “Get Well Soon Ron Dawg”
Our cocks will fall off*
*Sorry Jen See, I’m not sure what will fall off you but, um, I’m sure it won’t be a cock.
The answer is “big clit”
Distancing from Elo has reached new highs
Thinking of you pooch.
More like Ronnie Breakey, amirite?
Where y’been the last thirty years, Pauly?
Let’s just say cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
well… on the positive side, at least he’s not around a VAL, dweeb, carnival barking, kook who is on his way to destroying professional competitive surfing, right? There’s that for Ronnie…
Ronnie can hold his head up high, unlike his leg.
You shouldn’t kick someone when he’s down. But at least you can.
What is carnival barking? Don’t think we have that on planet earth, Chewy? Ploise explain.
Yeah we do, in fact we just evicted one from the White House.
the slick talk Elo perhaps thought was Jedi that he used on podcasts with Chas, Derek, and David Lee Scales in recent years is what I mean by carnival barking…
Elo is an absolute goose mate. I’m looking forward to our Chinese overlords taking over the planet to wipe out these cunts.