Anti-depressive!
We’ve have been introduced to many new heroes in the past few days, or at least two. Matt McGillivray, the surfer from South Africa who performed so admirably at Pipe, and the Gold Coast woman who risked life and limb attempting to save two beer kegs from an angry ocean.
Champions of The People™.
Today, we meet a new one, Carter Parry, a Hawaii-based surfer and internet technology expert who was stricken with an almost impossible to believe run of bad luck. First, at the start of last year’s holiday season, he was rushed to the hospital in Honolulu feeling very sick. He woke up, two weeks later with his leg amputated below the knee, due methicillin-susceptible staphylococcus aureus (MSSA), or wet-gangrene, and had one of his two lungs removed due a “super infection” in his blood.
He was on his way to getting his second leg chopped off but the doctors saved it as described by Parry himself. “The doctors took a huge stretch [of skin] from my knee to my hip, and the nerve ending from my thigh, and transplanted that to my foot. They rebuilt the whole sole of my foot with my thigh tissue and fat, and that is a surgery that should not have worked but because it did, I am not a double amputee — which, for my lung condition, is huge.
His medical team knew the foot surgery had been a success when, “All the hairs on the bottom of my foot began to stand up in the cold operating room. So they knew the nerve was connected,” Parry continued, and regarding having having hair on the bottom of his foot said, “I like to think there’s gonna be some type of perk with that — maybe I can [channel] extra static electricity, or get better traction on my surfboard wax. We’ll see.”
He said of his run of luck, “I was dealt this hand and I just wanted to surf again — that’s really all I was thinking about the whole time. My appreciation for life has just altered so much in a positive way. … I think my life’s gonna be better than it was before. I might not even be able to stand on a surfboard anymore, but I’m sure as hell gonna try.”
Talk about making lemonade out of lemons and our World Surf League should immediately contact the effervescent young man for a spot in the booth. I would never complain about the Wall of Positive Noise again.
Very anti-depressive.
Watch him shine here…
I am a pussy
Wow no way! Small world. Where’d we meet, Irmas?
Also- thank you for all the great comments everyone!
Taking ‘hairy palm’ to a whole new level.
Legend.
That would be a great, inspiring story to share on the live webcast! However, it seems as though the guest call-ins are reserved only for individuals of legendary status amongst the surfing community, that happen to coincidentally occur when the GOAT 11x World Champion happens to be in the water. So far we’ve had Tom Carroll and Gerry Lopez. Curren must be on standby…
If they need someone who will crap the bed and not be able to string together a complete, coherent sentence, Curren is perfect!… the legendary mush mouth.
He, like, definitely got the turkish delight in the chocolate box of life
Big balls.
All the best.
He even got Covid in his one remaining lung but said it wasn’t too bad!
Holy shit. Talk about weakened immune system topped off with only one lung. Sounds like his case of flu was way worse than his case of Covid. I would have thought the Covid would be the final straw for him. I guess Covid can be unpredictable like that. Miracle he survived everything that was thrown at him. Awesome attitude he has, and I look forward to watching him get some waves and his recovery process.
Talk about Anti-Depressive!
You da man, Carter!
I subscribed to his channel, there is 37 subscribers now. Maybe the BG commentariat could subscribe en masse and give him some momentum!
I did too. Now if we really want to help him we should click some of his videos and let it run. No matter if you click mute and change tabs, just click the video and give him a shit load of full video views.
Wow, this really puts my middle aged induced self loathing over my two biggest purchases this year into perspective.
For your entertainment pleasure, It was a mid length and a hairdryer to deal with my ball bag/toe fungal infection.
Mid length,? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I thought you would be a large!
Try some tea-tree essential oil. Shit is the shit
That’s my post blow-dry option.
Smart choice. Have you tried lavander e.o. on your mask? Heavenly! Not as good as toluene though.
Should get you through the day faster. Go to about 4.45 for the details. But if you’re into cars, the whole vid is kinda interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I’m into cars! All sort of cars. Currently in love with the Baojun E300.
https://youtu.be/AhJ92GF3PAM
You forgot to mention the scented beard oil.
Today, as I showered and washed my wettie I wondered “how long until hurley releases a non abrasive wetsuit soap?”
Go get it Carter!! Fucking legend man.. great outlook congrats on making it through and to the future and all your accomplishments to come!
What a Badass. Keeping us limbed up fuckers honest.
Right? Well said!!
Sounds like a real spiderman with hairs on his feet!!! Good luck champion
There’s very little in this cruel world thats more impressive than someone overcoming a significant disability
Good luck to you buddy
Good for him, wish him all the best.
Now, I’d like a 50 minute interview consisting of Joe Turpel repeatedly asking him ‘and how did that make you feel?’ during the men’s Pipe final please
or “talk to me about that …” aargh.. such a lazy entry in an interview at the contestant booth.
“Do you mind if I rub the bottom of your hairy sole? I want to see if it is hairier than 89 World Champ Martin Potter’s back.”