Listen: World’s greatest big wave skier Chuck Patterson swings in to discuss love, loss, Big Macs and getting barreled at “The Place of Broken Skulls!”

Snitches get stitches.

Sycophancy in sporting media, media in general, is par for the course. Surf journalism, a multiple rungs below sporting media and on a whole different ladder than media in general, is not immune, see Ashton Goggans, Yago Dora and Gerry Lopez.

Whatever the case, this morning found David Lee Scales and I across a larger but equally reclaimed wood coffee table from none other than Chuck Patterson.

The all-around extreme sporting super hero that skied Mavericks on Pete Mel’s day.

The same gently ruffled for that feat by stinkin’ David Lee Scales.

Maybe me too but my goodness.

If Chuck Patterson ain’t what we all aim to be than I’ll never surf journalism again.

A legend?

Better than Laird?

You decide.

And remember, my surf journalism hangs in the balance.

Listen here.

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Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Sure … pussy

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Geez, and I thought we were friends

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Inner city attitude

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Yet, an understanding of the land and the stars, and our place within them, more complex than a simpleton can contemplate

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

4 big macs, a thickshake and a coke. Feeling even more inadequate now.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Ha, ya can’t beat wilful ignorance

OttoDon’tSurf
OttoDon’tSurf
5 years ago

You are misunderstanding the situation.
There is nothing I can do to help you with the cognitive challenges that are impeding your understanding though.

Yes, the rest of the world is ahead of the US on Covid because they didn’t have Trump standing in their way.
Now he is gone things will get done.

OttoDon’tSurf
OttoDon’tSurf
5 years ago

Holding on to power?
They have only been in power for three days!

There is only one reason that Americans have not gotten covid relief and that is because the Republicans blocked it for 10 months.

They couldn’t pass a stimulus Bill until the Democrats controlled both Houses.

A trillion dollar stimulus to economy is going to receive a lot more scrutiny than a Bill changing the title ‘chairman’ to ‘chair’.
As it should.

You don’t seem to have much understanding of how the government works and people are using your ignorance to mislead you

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

You’re the ignorant one Cunty kunTard. Nancy Pelosi admitted in an interview that she held up meaningful negotiations. She knew a stimulus that includes a bail out for Blue States was a non starter. You’re being mislead, misfed and gettin’ fat on your lefty propaganda meal plan.

OttoDon’tSurf
OttoDon’tSurf
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You live in an upside down world.
A deranged pathological liar

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

You just can’t face facts Cunty KunTard.
Start @ 9:50, and at 10:10 Nancy lays out why she obstructed.
When you’re done, feel free the shut the fuck up.
https://youtu.be/RldpC8a9Zv4

OttoDon’tSurf
OttoDon’tSurf
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Refusing to vote for a Bill that does not help people is not Obstruction.
Everything you post to prove your point only proves the opposite.
Derangement

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

You lost Cunty kunTard, just accept it you simple fuck. I’m not the only one who constantly owns you, LGR does too.

OttoDon’tSurf
OttoDon’tSurf
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You and Trump keep on winning

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Anybody watch the Youtube video?
David does a double take when the Rackasaurus Rex walks by
I time stamped it.
You’re welcome

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Pretty sure the base they are going to build in PNG is even closer than NZ.
I lived with a guy from the USSR and we laughed at how both our countries were preparing for the big one.( I strongly suggest Bald and Bankrupt on Youtube if you are interested in life in the USSR )
Had a conversation years ago with a German guy I lived with and email at least once a week still..
Was about how it was not a good thing in Germany to be proud of Germany because of the past wars.
Why not be proud to be German? He certainly didn’t have anything to do with WWII.
I considered it a unique case years ago.
Now…America is a dog that has been hit by a car lying on the side of the road waiting for China to kick it in the head.
Cricket Oz won’t go near the words Australia Day as you may know.
Pretty sure a government taking away a persons pride of where they were born is as primal as it gets.
The world is looking more like China by the minute, not the day.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Not sure I can live without knowing what Koa’s going to unbox next

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

How bout we have some pride and independence as a nation? Including the world’s oldest continuous culture.

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
5 years ago

We are already one fourth PI here … for reals all deals …

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
5 years ago

Bexie I was lunching at the Pearl Harbor Officers Club with some military brass and we discussed how whoever controls Pearl controls the Pacifc, not one other such harbor to be found, so, after we talked about England and Russia’s failed early efforts, never mind Japan’s later on, the Admiral gets up and says, “Well if you have to be occupied it’s the USA you want.” and walked off … but, see, the thing is, that was in the 90s when China was still struggling LOL … now the USA is the one with a Boxer Rebellion issue LMFAO HAWAIIAN NATION

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Joe Deal

Prob why the Chinese are building their own islands

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

BINGO

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

yeah lets get bexy on, as you are real treasure trove of information , well opinions !

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I know you are a F1 fan, look at this at the 44 second mark, probably a tie in to Red Bull, but thought you might find if interesting https://youtu.be/vdnh2aWbXrA

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

not in your world, you can now back to the UK as everything is just peachy!

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

you lost.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

yep China will save the first nations people….like they have in the Pacific Islands…..

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

China already owns Australia , but I hear the IK is doing just fine under Boris , it’s safe for Bexy to go home!

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Is this the same Bex from the UK movie The Firm?
Had no idea.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

how about the dance with QAnon…?

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
5 years ago

This guy is a very boring version of Dick Metz.. Talk talk talk talk. No Tahiti. No hitchhiking. No chicks in bed with fishes. I was waiting for it get good and gave up . The bus ride to ocean beach from east bay gave me hope. But nope. Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
5 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

ps. Blah blah blah blah

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
5 years ago
Reply to  MaxNeoprene

p.s.s. Al Boom Surfboards


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