Japanese Olympic fans in happier days.

Surfing’s Olympic Dream shatters as Japanese government “privately concludes” Tokyo Olympics will be cancelled; looks to secure 2032 Games!

"Too difficult… I don't think it's going to happen."

Revealed today news that the Japanese government is looking for a “face-saving” way of announcing the 2021 Games, already postponed for one year, will have to be cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

As reported by The Times,

According to a senior member of the ruling coalition, there is agreement that the Games, already postponed a year, are doomed. The aim now is to find a face-saving way of announcing the cancellation that leaves open the possibility of Tokyo playing host at a later date. “No one wants to be the first to say so but the consensus is that it’s too difficult,” the source said. “Personally, I don’t think it’s going to happen.”

Publicly, Japan’s prime minister remains bullish and says holding the Games will be “proof of human victory against the coronavirus.”

Were you excited by surfing appearing at an Olympic Games?

Last January, our tour correspondent, Steve “Longtom” Shearer described his feelings,

Tell me, how pumped are you on surfings Olympic debut, on a scale of one to ten where one is you’d rather shoot heroin in the eyeball than watch and ten is cashing in your kids education fund to be there in person?

I’m hovering between a four and a six. Maybe a high seven if Italo surfs it in cut-offs during a typhoon swell.

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Richard Bickleberry
Richard Bickleberry
5 years ago

My cuntry boner won’t go down!

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

This is the universe’s way of telling the powers that be, that surfing doesn’t belong in the fucken goofy Olympics

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

just like QAnon bexy ….real soon….oh, oops the day came and went….Donald lied to us waaaaahhhhh, ouch we all got conned , except Bexy….

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
5 years ago

After seeing Sally fitz at pipe I don’t think she deserves a shot at Olympic gold by a long shot, thank fuck we are spared from that,

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Yes. Japan ain’t run by a bunch of idiots. They know that’s not economically wise to run the games. They will most likely play the “lives matter” card when they make the announcement. But truth is they are thinking a lot more about “our economy matters”. They know it’s not worth to receive a shit load of tourists right now and then have to deal with infections outbreaks for months.

Jordy's low key claim
Jordy's low key claim
5 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

The real dough is in the TV rights not in the tourists n spectators, that’s gotta be obvious.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Yes, and how does that work? With a bunch of reporters, media staff, sports analysts, etc, from all around the world. They don’t want those people going there and fucking up their economy.

Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

COACH SIMPO will not be deterred and will continue to work on heat strategy and his air game! 2037 Here we goooo!

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

All that ‘provisionally qualified’ stuff doesn’t seem as silly now.

J H
J H
5 years ago

The Olympics aren’t what they once were and generally a money loser anyway but things need to get back to normal. And who better than Olympic athletes who are at the least risk.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Brutus New Network? I’ll subscribe.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Bex’s News Network? Just like Mad Magazine only wackier

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

1. Where’s the hammer these days. And hey. If it runs. I’ll sit back in an opioid induced euphoric state enjoying the Jorts gold medal performance of Italo in knee high crumblers. Win – win.

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Not surprising, but good luck Japan you’re up against the sporting mafia – The IOC!

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago

What is poor Dirk Ziff gonna do?
I think he was booking on the Olympics to ‘try’ and really get pro surfing into the mainstream and maybe recoup some of his losses.

Well, he’s got deep pockets, he’s the ‘sugar daddy’ to the pros at this point.
I think he’s the only thing keeping the Wsl afloat, right now.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

P.S.
Looks like maybe a blessing in disguise, no Olympics=no exploitation, no inane commercials–no surfers on Wheatie boxes.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

No I find it funny that People still think there ‘s no real pandemic , and the figures are all false…..bit like all the QAnon today freaking out as they were conned!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

But the media is unwilling to find fault with their Fuhrer Biden. His Press Secretary claimed “but he was celebrating.” Biden doesn’t get a pass. Not anymore. 24/7 scrutiny. He earned it.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

The same thinking should apply to your Furher as well but it didn’t. If you think it was ok for Trump to constantly lie and not wear masks, why do you have a problem with Biden doing the same?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Trump didn’t sign an EO requiring a mask be worn on Federal property at all times.
And your position that Trump constantly lied is disingenuous, and reliance upon leftist media “fact checking” using far left activist sources is a fucking joke. You don’t get to install yourselves as the arbiter of truth.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

If you are unable to see that Trump fairly consistently dabbled in untruths there is nothing to talk about. Why the fuck do you think anyone who is not a hardcore Trumper is automatically some far leftist Antifa loving, anti-Republican? It’s not reality Otto.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I wasn’t talking about you Barrelled. I was referring to the left in media using far left activist sources to fact check. The whole fact checking thing is just a smoke screen without justification not need, all to support the current left narrative that conservatives must be silenced because all they do is lie.
But then you look at anboutfit like CNN who right out of the gate supports Biden claim the the Trump had no vaccine distribution plan. That is 100% false and you don’t even need some fact checker. But there’s no fact check there. The whole fact check thing is misleading.
It was not an attack against you.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

the lies and the fact checks are reality……but not if you are a narcicist…we could start a post on Trumps lies and sedition?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You lost dude. Don’t be a sore loser.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Claim he’s 1/16th French?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Derek will probably take the opportunity to declare him part jewish

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Derek would never sell the Jews out like that

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

just so you know Otto…Kanoa is the highest paid surfer in the world by far, as his Japanese Corporate sponsors far surpass anything in the USA……it was always his family’s plan to get Kanoa to the USA , train him up California Surf Culture then cash in on him being Japanese….he’ll be good for the Paris Olympics….and probably the Los Angeles games!
He does have a chance of winning them!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I don’t fault him for gettin’ dat money. Capitalize on your brand, that money won’t come to you. While not as dismal prospect of the average NFL career length, the window is still narrow.
Do you believe Kanoa’s highest paid status reflects his ability to bring results in varied conditions, or is it a bit….niche?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
5 years ago

If they canceled the olympics altogether would anyone even notice?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment surfing contracted leprosey? It must be recognised and a sacrifice made to appease the gods.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Lord Fouls Bane

astro
astro
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Get your Dave Clark effigy ready to stab every day forever. I do.
Also add a Martin fucken Daly one.
Early 80s Doggy – these two were massive cunts.
Oh, I forgot to add old happy aloha Jack McCoy and his paymaster Gordo.
Fuck them, too.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Business hippies and hip businessmen. Wankers.

J H
J H
5 years ago

Here in the US Major League Baseball finished its season.

The NFL will complete a FULL season in about three weeks.

The NHL and NBA completed last season and have already started this season.

College football crowned a deserved champion and College basketball is currently underway.

Run the fucking Olympics you fucking pussies.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

3000 deaths a day. USA USA!!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Wednesday the CDC tightened their guidelines for what constitutes a “Positive Covid Test”, so Positive test numbers will go down. Because of that change in Guidelines, the same decline will occur # of deaths per day. Now that orange man bad is gone, Xiden can’t possibly be expected to shoulder responsibility for deaths. The American public got played by the CDC #’s game that only meant to hurt Trump. They’ve got the White House there’s no need to lie any longer.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

hahaha…..400000 deaths 200000 infections per day , because Trump ran the CDC , like everything else in the USA . The only winners were the tax cuts for the very rich and the Corporations…….haha….now lets get back to taxing the rich…..and see if Biden can fix the infrastructure to deliver the vaccine , mandatory mask wearing, by everybody…at least try to slow the pandemic!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Xiden signed an EO mandating mask wearing on Federal property, then a few hours later him and his entire multi-family group stand at Lincoln Memorial WITHOUT masks on. C’mon man! Give me a break! The man is so fucking pathetic. It’s all talk, tried and bullshittingly true Dem fashion.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

if he is in his own family bubble….we are still wearing masks here is supermarkets even though we have had zero cases or deaths in 2 weeks…that’s reality!

I you know hate the Dems , but to what point where you disregard the truth…look at the QAnon idiots, now all devastated they got conned!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Those Democrats in the Capitol that you’re so enamored with are the biggest pieces of shit. After that vile cunt POS worthless human Pelosi got her photo ops with the National Guard troops earlier this week, she had them moved out of the Capitol because “Congress is now in session”. Instead of resting in the Senate building cafeteria, 5,000 NG troops were ordered to leave the Capitol and took residency in a fucking parking garage, with one bathroom for 5,000 men and women. Fuck the Democrats, and that bitch Nancy, fuck em all. Fucking disgusted with them all.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Isn’that a State issue?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

No, DC Dems requested their deployment. Let’s face it, Democrats hate the military, they loathe the military. The problem here is there no is no stated mission. Typical Dem shit. They just don’t know what the fuck they are doing. Nancy requested them herself, and now it looks like NG will be present till at least mid March. Of course Nancy and will use the unconstitutional impeachment trial as justification, but that’s just more Dem BS. What a bunch of fucking clowns the Dems are. Barely three days into power and already fucking up this bad. What a joke.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

no they don’t loathe the military,Otto, I have a lot of ex-military friends who are Democrats and some who were and are high ranking officers…why did Colin Powell vote for Biden and not Trump, what about John Mc Cain’s wife and daughter??

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Dem political elites hate your Dem former military friends too. Don’t kid yourself. I’m sure your friends don’t.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

You can’t go into supermarkets here unless you have a mask. It’s been like that for months. Don’t know what you’re babbling about.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

we have no new cases , but still wear them , we did 15 weeks of hard lock down….up until a week ago we all had to wear masks everywhere ..but we are an example of how we stopped Covid . Trump USA never even tried to stop the non-existent cold…

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Biden ain’t taxing Pfizer any more or less than 43.. the corporate charade goes on.
Though, granted he’s already making moves to nix the batflu.

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

My yard stick for US Covid deaths is the Vietnam war – Congratulations 8 Vietnam Wars in a year!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

You dishonor those men & women killed in action during Vietnam.
Get a new yardstick.
Stop being an asshole.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Not one single professional athlete has died so tell me why the Olympics have to be canceled?

You’ve swallowed this thing whole.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

just so you know , games are cancelled constantly because of breaches in their bubbles…so because the Olympics is basically every country on the planet….and Japan is suffering 3rd wave, which means record deaths and infections…..it’s just too soon and risky……no conspiracy theories ….just a pandemic that is still raging in most countries in the World!

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Games were postponed/cancelled but seasons were not.

Ron Rivera was going through chemo while coaching all season and he managed to stay healthy.

Anyway…I just read that they rumors are being disputed and the Olympics are still on.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

there was an internal leak from a Govt source , since then there has been a lot of noise about the olympics going forward…so lets look at todays news…

Looks like there is a very strong possibility that the UK mutation is 70% more infectious , and 30% more deadly. The South African mutation is worse, as is the Brazilian one…still working on if the current vaccines are effective against the new mutations…..if you take the vaccine , there are no guarantees beyond a year…and you still could be a carrier of Covid. Phizer is unable to keep it’s promises of dose and now has said they might 40% – 60% under their initial promises….

Japan in currently experiencing their 3rd wave of Covid , which is much more deadly than the first and second ,and infection rates still climbing
….

Now the Trump circus has moved on , we are starting to see the real state of the Planet…as the pandemic is still raging in the Americas/Europe/China/Russia and Asia.

So when you realize there are still so many unknowns with Covid , feels like we are still a year or 2 away from understanding how to beat Covid!

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

And what is the real state?

Michigan is now going to open restaurants at 25%. Cuomo says that NY needs to reopen.

But the CDC now recommends wearing TWO masks???

And the New Deadlier Strain™️ just so happens to appear as people are being vaccinated with a vaccine that requires you to still wear a mask and stay socially distant . Does that make sense?

And what happened to the traditional flu?

Here in the US it’s virtually non existent…I mean 90+% less than last year.

So is everyone wearing masks but COVID is that much more virulent ?

Or is everything now COVID.

Trump wasn’t the problem…bureaucrats are the problem and Statists are the problem and until people tell the government to fuck off we’re screwed.

drE
drE
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

I’m not sure where your research came from, but your flu numbers are inexact. During January, flu cases went up 21%; from December, 30% (verifiable with the CDC). Even with a 5% margin of error, it isn’t even remotely close to a 90% drop.

Also, a more deadly strain appearing as there are new treatments follows the pattern of how diseases work. Mutations occur both naturally over time and in response to effective illness-fighting measures. It makes perfect sense that as we find new and better ways to combat COVID, we would face mutations.

And even if you don’t believe in masks, your chance to be a decent human being is as simple as choking back that inconvenience for the next (*fingers crossed* no more than) six months and wearing one. Because until people start behaving like it matters, you’re right, we’re screwed.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  drE

The flu virus is at historic lows this year compared to years past.

Comparing this month to last month is idiotic…at best.

And you didn’t respond to my key point…Why are MI and CA now opening up when, in theory, their numbers are still high?

Amazing how that happened AFTER Biden was inaugurated and not before.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Also, I forgot to add, that the CDC is saying that the number of “false positives” is much higher than they thought.

Oddly enough (or not so odd if you are paying close attention) the CDC makes this proclamation the same week that the Trump circus leaves town.

Matt G
Matt G
5 years ago

And the questions we’ve all been wondering, no, not will the WSL recover with a makeover of epic proportions, but will Kanoa become an American again and Tati a Hawaiian again?

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Matt G

I get a weird vibe from Kanoa so I’m not sure we want him back.

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago
Reply to  Matt G

Matt that’s a wonderful observation!

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

Postponing surfing in the Olympics might be the one bright spot of this shit show of a pandemic


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