Shark discovered in Florida with striking resemblance to former U.S. President Donald J. Trump: “I think it’s funny and unique. I have never heard of anybody comparing a shark to a human!”

"Am I alone to see a trump hair shape?"

Underwater photographer and videographer Tanner Mansell from Jupiter, Florida snapped a still that has a Trump-starved public going bananas. And you are certainly aware that the 45th President of the United States has recently vacated the White House and moved south, to Florida, wherein an Office for the Former President has been established.

All run of the mill except for his doppelgänger swimming just off shore.

Mansell did not immediately see the resemblance but posted the picture of a lemon shark doing what scientists called “gaping.”

“After a meal, sometimes the ligaments and tendons can become stressed and out of place, so the sharks will open their jaws as wide as they can to re-align everything, and extend their jaws from the head.” Mansell said. “Kind of like they will do before chomping down on a big meal. I had been trying to get a photo of the ‘jaw gaping’ for over a year, I had seen them do it so many times but they were always too far away, facing the wrong direction, and I never had the opportunity to photograph it.”

Well, the stars came together, he nailed the shot and, immediately, the comments began to flood.

“I wanna apologise in advance to the shark but he looks like Trump.”

“Looks like Donald Trump Shark.”

“Am I alone to see a trump hair shape?”

Etc.

You’ll recall that Stormy Daniels spoke about Trump’s relationship with sharks a handful of years ago, claiming he is “obsessed” and “terrified” also “hoping the entire species is wiped off the face of the earth.”

Do you think his opinion will change now that he can see himself in a shark’s face?

Possibly.

Mansell is now world famous and said, “I think it’s funny and unique. I have never heard of anybody comparing a shark to a human.”

I have.

Greg Norman.

Anti-depressive.

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dickie toledo

Bigly

channelbottom

The shark doesn’t wear diapers.

Wilbur

Mansell did not immediately see the resemblance but posted the picture of a lemon shark doing what scientists called “gaping.”

Where I’m from ‘gaping’ has a whooole different meaning.

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chas you remind me of dave portnoy, in fact i see a lot of similarities with barstool sports and beachgrit in general .. you two should link

NEGATRON

I dont know who Dave is, but upvote for your name.

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Real ones know 💅🏻

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

It really looks nothing like Trump. I might accept Napoleon Dynamite but even then it is one of the crappest doppelgängers I’ve ever been presented. People really obsess over this Trump stuff and the hate in their hearts makes them fairly delusional. Trump sucks. We all get it. But so is the bitch microwaving the ham for your toastie at Maccas or the little shit cunt drinking the last available Dare No Added Sugar Double Espresso at the servo. We are surrounded by fucken morons. Next time don’t vote them in. Next chapter please.

wincy

how good are those iced coffees

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

They are bloody good. Bit hard to find the blue ones though. I realised I had a problem when I started to go to bed at 9pm so that the morning would come sooner and I could have my next one. Went cold turkey for a few months but I’m back on them now.

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the bitch microwaving the ham for my Macca’s toastie got deported due to an anti-Aussie travel ban. so now there’s an underpaid mexican warming the sausage for my mcmuffin in an air-fryer. win – win

Return of the Samsung Board

I have returned to comment thanks to how profound this is

Fuckin profound

Otto

Don’t see it Mansell, you must live on another planet

astro

“Marj, add these two scumbags.
#402 Tanner Mansell
#403 Chas Smith”


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