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O’Shaughnessy (pictured) seconds before accident.
O’Shaughnessy (pictured) seconds before accident.

Pipeline standout smashes head on reef, saved by helmet, quick action of friends: “The helmet is blown open and cracked. If that happens to a helmet do the math and you can understand what would have happened to his head.”

"Thank you for saving my life!"

Yesterday morning found me in a local orthodontist’s office with my young daughter. She was being fitted for a spacer and it is truly a medical marvel how cosmetic dentists have gotten the hooks in earlier and earlier. I had braces for a year and a half at fifteen or some such. The modern child about town is nothing if they have not had various mouth appliances from 7 – 20.

She was, anyhow, excited and I was watching the Surfline feed of Backdoor being streamed on the overhead televisions. Her orthodontist, apparently, surfy. It seemed a very fine day, sun shining, many long barrels expertly threaded but I marveled at the insane crowd and wondered how so many more people don’t get radically injured while Pipelining.

Well, as it happens Pipeline standout Mikey “Redd” O’Shaughnessy had punched his head into the reef just hours earlier and was miraculously saved by the quick action of his friends and a helmet.

Billy Kemper, who was in the water, told Hawaii News Now, “When I seen him fall, I knew he was in a really critical position. I was talking to Koa Rothman and was like c’mon Mikey, pop up, pop up and after two waves of him not surfacing, I said Koa let’s go and I just started paddling as fast as I could towards him.

Honolulu Ocean Safety lifeguard Kyle Foyle was out surfing as well and made it to O’Shaughnessy, hoisted him up and pumped his chest until he started breathing on his own. He told the outlet, “Luckily, he was wearing a helmet. If he hadn’t been wearing a helmet, I’m pretty sure it would have been another incident we’ve had in the past where we’re picking up pieces.”

Kemper concurred, “I have the helmet here and his board and by the looks of that helmet, both sides of his temple, the helmet is blown open and cracked. So if that happens to a helmet, do the math and you can understand what would have happened to his head on the reef.”

O’Shaughnessy was transported to a Honolulu hospital where he took to Instagram thanking those who saved his life.

All in all a wonderfully happy ending but does it give you pause about your own head? What if you were out surfing crowded Pipeline or some tricky slab? The vast majority of surfers obviously don’t, due pride I imagine, but maybe we should all listen to the great Marsellus Wallace who told Butch Coolidge, “That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.”

Wise words.

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Barrelled

They are as much fact as anything else written in these works of fiction. That seems to get lost in the conversation.

Barrelled

Taking that whole “you can’t say its not real so its possibly real” is complete nonsense. That is the exact same as saying you can’t prove a conspiracy theory wrong so therefore its true. Circular conversation, not worth the breath it take to discuss it.

Otto

Exactly. You want to see God, look at the Geometry that surrounds us in the natural world. So much so, that even we can’t deny Geometry, so we have incorporated it into our daily lives as well.

Barrelled

I would have to disagree with that one Otto. The geometry that occurs in nature is almost always explainable using science as opposed to the belief that some higher power created it. That is contrary to evolution and science.

german_surfer_007

Get fucked Mick!

in tubo veritas

I use helmet in a couple os spots around here.Of course I have to endure the condescending looks and comments,low price to pay I guess

channelbottom

Nonsense.
The human mind looks fit everything into its own experiential rational. “I make sandwiches, therefore something like a human made the universe”

Total bollocks.

TJBurke

It’s hard as shit to light the lake, tho.

Return of the Samsung Board

Is that fuckin comic sans again

mine.mine.mine

Ha.

channelbottom

If he’d only been goat-surfing, he’d almost certainly not be in the hospital.
A much more peaceful sport.

OR: Using a Hurluley Opinion Bubble (TM) !!!

Wave: “I think the Gamestop stonks bubble is a crime against the hardworking hedge fund managers and their needy children. Also I feel that your head should strike the reef, here. forcefully!”

Reef: “It is my opinion that girls should stay in the kitchen and that your head should be split open with the force that my friend the Wave has delivered it unto my embrace”

O’Shaughnessy: “Huh? Did someone say something? I think I shall resurface with my own opinions, cranium and dignity intact, and paddle out for another wave.”

YOU SEE!!!
MODERN TECHNOLOGY!!!

channelbottom

There are always exceptions.

Otto

“I love you” Satan you mean. Thumb, index and pinky finger. Mocking the holy Trinity.

Barrelled

That’s not mocking your 3 memories of being an alter boy. The fact that 1. Jesus was a pimp, 2. his mom was a slut who can’t remember which of her Johns impregnated her and therefore made up a story about the immaculate reception (that people somehow believed), 3. God, heaven and hell are a figment of your imagination. Now that could be considered mocking if they weren’t facts.

Otto

Wow, sounds like you’re the one with unresolved issues.
When I was young, my parents took me to church. Not Catholic. Chas takes his daughter to church every Sunday. Is he an evil bastard and horrible father for doing so? No. But I think you’d answer in the affirmative. Which calls into question, why are you here then?
I’m a Deist. I believe in God, but I do not believe in the involvement of God in my day to day life.

Barrelled

I’m just messing with you Otto. Soft spot my apologies. I could careless what anyone’s religious beliefs are as long as they expect me to believe the same. I just happen to not believe in religion for myself. I understand it helps some people in that it gives a reason to live life with morals and character, I just don’t personally have that need. To each his own.

And what the fuck do religious beliefs and BG commenting have to do with each other?

Otto

Nothing. I thought you were being ornery, so I felt it necessary to respond in kind.

Uneducated

Thanks for this article chas…today I celebrated my journey to emancipation

I have always resisted Lycra…but today I wore it without pride…even got off my bike and walked pride free straight into the coffee shop and got my latte

Freedom at last

OffRocker

And here’s the pivot the BikeGrit…. you already got JenSee in the stable Chaswick?? She’d make a great editor for all things gears and chains and gravel rash…

Billy Hunt

I don’t often give a downvote, but something about lycra brings it out of me

Uneducated

I downvoted myself

channelbottom

No, witches are just dumb New Age woo specialists.

Like I’m all for feminist empowerment’ or whatever but the mumbo jumbo is bullshit.

(EDIT: I accidentally wrote “against” when I meant to say “all for”‘)

Wilbur

Yeah, thumbs out ‘I love you”, thumbs in ‘I will eat your children’?

BTW I think Church of Satan are nice people. Its basically a group of athiests, and do not espouse a belief in Satan as an entity that actually exists.

Beef & Beer

Lucky, very very lucky

In other NS news
…jjf (unlike his friends and neighbours) doesn’t do many videos, his todays effort is good, and his brothers one from yesterday is good for raw footage…
Eli O’s was best for the first time (apart from his soundtrack)

(Chas would probably prefer JoB’s due to its ‘LodgeGritness’ though)

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I reckon that chest hair would have acted like a sponge to bounce him right back off the reef though, right?

longtom

a bona fide Ranga charging Pipe.

get well soon.

DrunkenAngel

Have you ever surfed heavy reef, Chas?

Cause I am wondering who is this “we” you write about? 😂

Jungle drum

Fn spell check bro. Gath is good

Barrelled

Grammar check would be much more helpful with this Chas effort.

channelbottom

Who’s the ‘Grammar Chick’?

Otto

Ben

Barrelled

He certainly gets riled up at spelling and grammatical errors.

Barrelled

Chick check

channelbottom

NZ accent

Barrelled

Nah, straight up Seppo.


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