In astonishing move, the International Surfing Assoc. unveils controversial new logo ahead of Olympic qualifiers: “Offensive! It is visually offensive and represents toxic masculinity!”

Must see to believe.

The International Surfing Association, headquartered in La Jolla, California, is not typically known for extreme pivots, jaw-dropping announcements, but that all changed last night when it shocked the world with the revelation of a brand new logo.

The controversial new design was was immediately pounced upon by the global press with some calling it “brash” and others “foolhardy.”

ISA President Fernando Aguerre was forced to address the growing frenzy, issuing a carefully prepared statement.

“Surfing has come a long way in my journey with the ISA, and with all change taking place in the world, we felt this was an opportune time to update our image and identity. We need to represent the current – and future – state of the sport as we expose fans from all around the world to surfing, many for the first time, at the Olympic Games. We have embraced surfing’s ethos of simplicity and youth, which is effective across the array of digital mediums whether a smartphone, tablet, or desktop screen. Paying homage to our original logo, which withstood the test of time for more than two decades, we maintained the same hue of blue that draws a strong connection with the ocean and nature.”

It did little to quell the cacophony.

A video was then released, attempting to further explain the artistic choices.

ISA Launches New Logo Ahead of Olympic Debut

It only added gasoline to the fire.

“It is as progressive as it is functional…” one critic declared.

“Offensive! It’s visually offensive and represents toxic masculinity…” another parried.

We live in extremely partisan times.

More as the story develops.

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FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Stretch? Not even close. One could not get further away from tm in fact. But somehow I think that’s the joke, although a dud.

Jungle drum
Jungle drum
5 years ago

Too few paid attention to Hitler’s rebrand until it was too late.
Surf Nazis must die ✌️

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
5 years ago

Papyrus.
Just… try this.

https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Does the isa have a world champion?

I’d happily follow those surfers over the wsl billionaires tour

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

It’s just that you seem surprised by Charles’ schtick.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

1. I’ll remember that when you need to borrow some flour or something.
2.fair enough.
3. What could possibly be ‘better’?

turts
turts
5 years ago

I think they maybe referring to the short promo vid as toxic, but geez, it’s vanilla as fuck

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Government has gone to ground over rape and corruption allegations plus dealing with the floods.

Billionaire Ziff and man on the ground for Aussie taxpayers handouts starky might have to put some posters up around the town themselves

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Have you been hacked?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

3D effect with a multicoloured gradient and drop shadow makes everything better instantly.

turts
turts
5 years ago

Just proves people can be offended by anything

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

No no this is ridiculous.
They spelled “Sarf” wrong.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

D. Carson? Are you there?

davidcarson
davidcarson
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

horrible generic logo with an overused bad font, appears to have just been typed in. souless .nothing to do with surfing. olympic audience mite go really? i though surfers were a little more unique/orginal.
as bland and forgettable as the wsl trophy logo thing

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  davidcarson

Just for reference, what would’ve you charged the ISA for a makeover?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Can I come by and borrow a cup of sugar please? I have a cake to bake.

What work do you do that has no other surfers in it?

Or perhaps they are so on the DL that they are playing stupid.

Freddie
Freddie
5 years ago

My girlfriend’s name is Isa. I wish she would surf.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Freddie

Careful what you wish for.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

Can we take a break from framing Dirk as surfing’s villain and shift focus to Fernando?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Not yet.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
5 years ago

I’m rooting for the ISA this Olympics… Fuck the WSL!!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

is that a logo? if i type my name here, in a new font, is that my new logo? or is it me spelling out exactly who i am with slightly different stylings to the letters that i used before? no more as the story unravels…

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Looks like the most non-controversial controversial thing I have ever seen. That’s about as vanilla as vanilla gets.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I’m disappointed my logo design concept – which was a nude, big titted zombie holding a machine gun, wearing a top hat and being spat out of a heaving barrel on a penis-shaped surfboard – was not incorporated, but I will continue lobbying the ISA to embrace the change its members really want to see

ZZ Soft Top
ZZ Soft Top
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads
@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  ZZ Soft Top

I thought I told my tattooist not to share that

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  ZZ Soft Top

Those mermaids seem to lack a certain hydrodynamic sense of flow.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Mermans!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Rudder.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  ZZ Soft Top

Our species never ceases to amaze me.


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