Photo: Chas Smith!
Photo: Chas Smith!

Breaking: In move certain to exacerbate already tense geopolitical situation, Ukraine becomes 109th nation to join International Surfing Association!

The world is watching.

In a move that stunned politicians and journalists around the world, the International Surfing Association waded into the hottest geopolitical stew, yesterday, by announcing that Ukraine would be the 109th nation to join.

As Russia amasses its forces at the country’s eastern border, preparing for invasion, the ISA praised Ukraine’s many rivers and lakes which “provide ample opportunity to practice surfing and its various disciplines.”

The President of Ukraine Surfing Federation responded, “We are so happy to become a part of the ISA family. This is another important step on our way to developing surfing in Ukraine, not only as a cultural movement of like-minded people who found themselves in unity with the ocean, but also as an Olympic sport with a deep-rooted history. I am glad that now Ukrainian athletes who train both on our native waves of the Black Sea coast and outside Ukraine have the opportunity to participate in international competitions and proudly represent their country. I am sure, this step will give our athletes motivation to improve their skills and attract more young audiences to our sport and culture.”

While the ISA’s new tagline is “A Better World Through Surfing,” it is unlikely that Russia will be pleased. The current mess began when Ukraine tried to deepen ties with the European Union in 2013. I was in Kyiv weeks after the protests and wandered around the charred Maidan Square. Anti-Russian sentiment extremely high. Many checkpoints. Much mistrust.

The ISA will certainly be viewed as another “tangling alliance” pulling Ukraine past Europe all the way to La Jolla.

The situation will continue to be monitored and news reported as it develops.

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Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Surfers of the world unite…

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Shit there goes the gold!

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Ukraine if you think Ukraine.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Perhaps it should be a stop on the Biggish Wave Tour.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

War will really start when Russia goes a kelly pool and Ukraine goes the plunger or wavegarden cove

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

Can’t wait for the Chernobyl Open ….

Cause a surf fan like me is going insane

Insane in the Ukraine

Crazy insane, got no brain

Insane in the Ukraine

Insane in the brain….

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

The Beatles wrote a song about it yeeears ago.
P.S.
Or at least, they wrote a song about the success of their womens team…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Back ( side hooks ) in the USSR ?

Jrilla
Jrilla
5 years ago

The photo is yours Chas? Nice holiday snap.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago
Reply to  Jrilla

perfect back drop for surf lakes plunger.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Jrilla

My run through Kyiv was an absolute dream!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
5 years ago

Anti-VAL poster from Locals Only – Odesa Chapter…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

Turns out there are waves worthy of a 2021 CT event in the black sea….
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

better than newy/narra…

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

All of those guys would’ve crushed Quinoa

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Yeah with an Odessa ( nail ) file or pulled out the old Operation Uranus on his
Anus a la Battle of Stalingrad ….

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Definitely better than the Baltic …. speaking from experience

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago

no. depends where you look. 😉

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

I was out there today with a friend , the sun was out , the wind 30km/ hour NW , no snow unlike 3 weeks ago …..
but the waves were drop dead awful ….. I am assuming the Northern Coast with all its nooks and crannies must , occasionally light up when the south wind blows ?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago

Yeah. Gotland gets a few. Orland toi. Bohusland. Gulf of Bothnia too. Kattegat and Skagerrak too. I can point you to some places if interested.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Thanks DA …. I have young kids so it’s hard to get away at the moment but as they grow older , I will have more time and these spots are just across the sea from me .

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago
DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago
DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago
James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

Baltic Porn …. very jealous after yesterday’s shin high shenanigans .

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

With hotdogging locals to boot

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

For some reason the backdrop reminds me of
The People’s Republic of ….. NEW JERSEY ?

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago

You took the words out of my mouth.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Gotta love how the water shots totally hype the wave until you see it from the beach.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

CT standard isn’t so much these days.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Boardies in Russia shocks me!

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

The proverbial chicken and the egg situation.
What came first in Ukraine, the pro tennis, or the pro surfing?

Mapski
Mapski
5 years ago

The few Ukrainians I have met have no interest in returning to their homeland. Guessing the surfers will defect when arriving on foreign shores.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

The few Ukrainians I have met live in Bali…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Ah ….Mourning of the Earth Continues .

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

Da!
Comrade Kanoa Igariski reporting for duty!

slaters foot
slaters foot
5 years ago

wait till Russia annexes their lineups

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  slaters foot

IN RUSSIA THE WAVE SURFS YOU!

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

hey! clever shit.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Do you retreat into Ashiton’s anal cavity at night?

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

do you help chaz decide what to spend his pocket money on? fajoot.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Is he selling shares?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Does the Tsar Vladimir Push(his)kin in heats ?

“Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class – whether that class be hereditary royalty, oligarchs of financial empires, or entrenched bureaucracy.

– Politics as Repeat Phenomenon: Bene Gesserit Training Manual”

― Frank Herbert, Children of Dun

J H
J H
5 years ago

Will there finally be pee pee tapes???


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