The big no-no.
Three-time Association of Surfing Professionals World Champion and titan of Australian business Mick Fanning sparked controversy, this weekend, but using the “H-word” in describing Western Australia’s pride and joy Margaret River’s Main Break.
Appearing on the SEN WA Gilly and Goss radio program, the 39-year-old Rip Curl sponsored pilates studio owner first discussed his return to very top ranks of surfing professionals, now formed as a league, but declared the Narrabeen Classic will likely be his only event of the year.
“I think at the moment it’s a one-off, I’m definitely not joining the tour, that’s for sure. For me it was a bit of a challenge, having the baby was amazing but I also hurt my knee a couple of years ago and never thought I was 100 per cent because I never had a goal to get to – I’d always find a niggle here or there. This was a good challenge to get myself back to peak fitness and, in a place where I felt I could push my body again in the water.”
And then, unprovoked, Fanning unholstered his flamethrower and laid waste to Western Australia’s bucolic countryside.
“To be really honest, I actually hate the main break at Margaret River. I don’t think I’ll ever paddle out there (Margaret River) again in my life. I used to like it as a kid but as I got older I don’t know, it’s just a long paddle and over the last few years I never had great surfs out there – so I just said, ‘Stuff it, I won’t go out there because I come back grumpy’. If it was at the ‘Box’ or at North Point (other breaks in the area), then yeah, I’d consider it. But as I’ve said, I’ll probably never paddle out to the main break at Margaret River again.”
As a father, he would well know the “H-word” gets elevated to the very tippy-top of the bad word pile, once child is born, and is entirely, even viciously, discouraged. Nothing but nothing is “h-ted,” only disliked, and slips amongst family members who insist on “h-ting” (broccoli, kids at school, co-workers, burgery waves etc.) are met with disdainful looks, possible time-outs, big, big trouble.
Extremely unchill.
How will Western Australia react? Will Fanning receive a pointed lecture and be sent to his room to think about his language choices?
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That is the best news I’ve seen all week, margs hates you too Mick, as every queerlander who ever came west finds out (eventually) you need the right equipment for Margs a 2oz dhd 6,0 is gunna get you nothing.
As someone who just got in from a surf at mainbreak….I kinda agree with him. The paddle sucks and the wave can be hard.
However, the wave is by far the most reliable in the region for a ct event. It will break on basically any swell.
I think they’ve gone in the right direction by using backup (more interesting) waves.
Surely the only reason the competion is held in Margaret River is because it is funded by the west ozzie goverment tourisim council , the wave is not suited to modern high performance surfing , the WSL talking up JJF efforts does not make a 2 turn right hander an acceptable stage for the proffesional atheletes to perform on or do credit for the WSL brand.
Dump the WA leg it does not add value.
The west Aussies will twist off; they are really sensitive to criticism from anyone “over east”.
Parko called main break a lesser wave to anger and disbelief. Even Kelly damned it with faint praise when asked what he thought of the waves in WA: “yeah well we get to surf lots of good waves on the tour”.
Main break is a fat left and a mongrel of a wave but the pros have been surfing the right (in comps) since at least the early 2000s. I saw troy brooks win the qs there in about 2003 by going right when everyone else went left.
I thought the contest was at Rottenest this year. They move it back to Margies?
Two comps back to back.
No Rip Curl has committed to destroying the sensative environment at Strckland Bay and trampling over indginous culture in thier haste to get there.
Where’s live chat?
Where’s my comedy fix?
wtf….
I keep refreshing the page to continued disappointment
I’m having a hard time watching without it
Chas and Derek dropping the ball. We could start it ourselves here
We could just keep commenting on the Day 1 thread
So mick and the stawker had a baby together? Thats nice they make a great couple. I wish them all the best for the future
I fuckin hate steamed brocolli. Fight the good fight Mick
It always cracks me up when out of touch with reality ex pro surfie types like Mick say things like “having the baby was amazing”.
Considering that babies pop out of underprivileged refugees etc every minute of the day, they’re much less amazing than Mick’s foolhardy decision to compete at Narra(has)been.
Go back to changing nappies between yoga sessions and shut the fuck up.
P.S.
Maybe the (alleged) scoliosis actually affects brain function as well as the back, just like with Kelly…
And he didn’t even have the baby!
I hate it when men who don’t have a vagina say they ‘had a baby’.
“men who don’t have a vagina”
You need help.
You’ve convinced me Chas. Pro surfers nowadays are the most boring people on the planet. Kinda like the venues this year.
Good for you, Mick. More of the top pros should speak out against the mediocre (at best) CT venues. I’m really surprised that he’s even wasting his time at Narabeen. The final event being held at Lowers is a joke. This being said, Italo’s antics in the water are a joy to behold.
He got beaten there by 0.01 of a point by Kanoa ItchyArse E …..in dodgy surf at Main break ….enough to put one of the venue for life and Hate the place for generations .
Does anybody outside of Australia know who mick fanning is?…….or care……
Does anybody anywhere know or care who Sam Waters is?
Behind the scenes on the next Getting Heated…
Mick: Yeah, mate, Italo or even Gabe look good right now going to Western Australia…
Ross: But John is a standout at Margaret…
Mick: Oh, f’shore. If they surf North Point maybe Jack Robbo has a chance…
Ross: I can see that, but the whole comp won’t run there, maybe get one or two days there, so it will be important to surf great at Main Break…
Mick: That place sucks…
*Record scratch*
Ross: Are we recording this? That was spicy.
Producer not shown: Whoa, Mick, is everything OK?
Mick: My feelings got the better of me..
Producer: That’s fine, we’ll just cut that, but we’re going to need to tone it down. Maybe have something to eat.
Mick: Righto. Let’s see *ruffles through stuff on desk* all I got are bagel chips. Who the fuck buys these? Shiiiitt…
Ross: Triple spicy!
Producer: Cut! We’ll have to pick this up later.
If the booth were the Spice Girls, who would be which?
If Joe T was a Spice Girl he would be neither Acid or Alkali but
PH NEUTRAL NOT SO SPICY SPICE
in fact not spicy at all …
An inert gas?
Yes …. C4 Semtex …the boy definitely ain’t Hydrogen and totally INERT ( ia )
Joe as Helium Spice ….the second element on the periodic table , non explosive , noble or boring as batshit …. found on the sun before it was discovered on earth ….
Totally Harmless but ever present , abundant but does not mix ….with my ears .
In saying that, I am sure Old Joe is a good bloke and a fine friend and companion to his circus friends…
The pro tour with its entourage, hangers on, and supporting cast that fly around the world while doing the bare minimum to keep their jobs sounding like marionette puppets day after day.
The greatest RocknRoll Swindle …. EVER !
Any chance Italo and Medina are having the fun on tour that Occy and Dog Marsh were? Seems like Brazil has thrown a wet towel on the partying. Gotta get up at sunrise and do ten airs then go lift weights.
For better or worse the surf partying from the Psychedelic 60s to the Heroin 70s to the Coke and Beer Bongs of the 80s has slowly been in decline since Kelly took over way back back in 1991 and probably became extinct , to a certain extent when the money ran out in 2007 … possibly more shenanigans on the QS today assuming there is or will be a QS post Covid ? While there is life there is hope …..
Yes quite a lot of changes since the seventies. We had pros coming up here to ocean beach during the Bud Pro tour in the late eighties and stayed at friends houses. Seems like a lot of them had led some pretty sheltered lives. I can see how the party circuit took some of them down.
I always had the hots for Baby Spice.
Or Sporty Spice.
Hahahaha
KVF – multitalented.
Visual artist and comedic poet.
More deleted scenes of Fanno’s Getting Heated!