Radical Progression: 3x World Champion Mick Fanning shocks international sporting community by announcing his un-retirement, re-entry into professional surfing at highest possible level!

Lightning Strikes 4x.

I can’t remember if it was yesterday, during finals day of the Rip Curl Newcastle Cup presented by Corona, or the day before when 3x World Champion Mick Fanning shocked the international sporting community by announcing his un-retirement and re-entering professional surfing at the highest possible level.

I also can’t remember if we’ve all discussed already.

Have we?

Did you have any thoughts?

Excited to see White Lightning strike four times or depressed that a nearly 40-year-old man is the state-of-the-art (outside Brazil)?

The Australian press seems to be extremely excited with headlines screaming… ‘Now or never’: Surfing world erupts over Mick Fanning announcement.

chasing it with…

Mick Fanning has stunned fans after announcing he will come out of retirement to compete at the World Surf League Leg in Narrabeen as a wildcard.

After 20 years since he won his first event event as a wildcard, Fanning announced he would return after contemplating coming out of retirement last year.

Surfing world erupting, stunning fans, etc.

Yeah.

As it relates to the upcoming ABC reality show Kelly Slater’s Ultimate Surfer, is there any surfer on this earth left to discover (outside Brazil)?

Would you consider Morgan Cibilic a discovery?

Have we discussed already?

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Toucan
Toucan
5 years ago

WSL is so stale they have to bring back old legends to increase viewership

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

All we need now is to wheel out T Carroll and it will be the perfect shit fest , totaly zero long term relevance or value , poor effort WSL.

pubes
pubes
5 years ago

mild card

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

JUst give me the direct link to your Mom, please! I hate wasting my time looking for the real slutty ones!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

??

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Some random bot trying to sell stuff via a website. Been a lot of those last week.
Not sure if it correlates to increased traffic from the live comment threads or what.
Deleted.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

Thanks De Fins …. A little cryptic but No drama …. just strange that I ended up on a German website which was trying to sell me something I can’t afford and don’t need at all … now had it been for a 654 wetsuit with integrated hood or a High performance Surfboard designed for old men and absolute abhorrent waves then they might have got me ….

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Yes. Hedgy crying/slapping the water because he loses, again.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Considering that Narabeen is an hour and half drive from Newy, and appears to be essentially a ‘shitty beach break’ dependent on shifting sandbanks and particular swells, what is the attraction? I’m sure it gets absolutely epic but is it that much of a sure thing? More than Newy with its rocks as a permanent wave-breaking feature?

Please explain to this blow-in.

I mean, I guess the closer proximity to Sydney money helps.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

took me a minute to spot whos who, Italo’s not in the photo right?

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

nope. he’s too good for the brazzos now. gringo ass kisser.
Yago is also missing, Leandro makes him go to bed early. lol

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

maybe that’s your experience , Asians all look the same and blacks look the same…..to you they all look the same because of your racist color glasses….

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

sniff

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Look old fella,bow out on this one, you got it wrong ,man up and simply admit it and move on.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

And Curran goes Mexican and low and behold a RipCunt search and fuckover the locals event apprears on the schedule, Rip Curl is the Rupert Murdoch of surfing.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Yup, another Rip Curl–SEARCH and “EXPLOIT”– strike mission..

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

which is which , they all look the same …….is a reference to blacks/ni**ers all look the same…….to me and a lot of people , that’s a racist statement…..the most dangerous racists are the ones that think that because it’s not racist to you , well, it can’t be racist to anybody else…..you think it’s funny , I think it’s sad…..each end of the spectrum…..

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

oh because it’s less divisive lets not focus on systemic racism , so how many white fellas died in custody the last 4 weeks??

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

spoken like a true racist!

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

Didnt Mick lose a bit of coin on his reno’ed apartments – needs to recoup some cash!!

Johnny Spiteri
Johnny Spiteri
5 years ago

MF could announce he is running for Prime Minister and the media would get him over the line. Could quite possibly be the most loved man in Australia. Rip Curl will be basking in the wall to wall coverage.

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

OT: Ciao and Gabby are friends again.

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Smelly Skater
Smelly Skater
5 years ago

Well I think that a go fund me should be set up to get Chas to Narrabeen to report on Mick’s return. If nothing else it will really piss off Rip Curl.

You feel like doing 14 days of quarantine Chas?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Smelly Skater

I could use the time to write surf fiction.

Smelly Skater
Smelly Skater
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Very Therouxen of you.

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago

It could be noted Kelly kept surfing into a ripe old age, but the difference as I see it is that Kelly’s always had an X factor that Mick doesn’t have. Mick has bullet proof front side figure 8 surfing. Textbook. And that’s about it. Kelly through his 40’s was still bringing new things to the table. He wasn’t relying on his past skills, but evolved his surfing to fit the new criteria. Through his 40’s, Kelly’s heats were still must see. Anybody feel that way about Mick his last year on tour?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673

Mick hasn’t announced it yet, but will be riding an inflatable surf mat , just to throw shade on Smelly Skater’s X factor …..

Tronald Dump
Tronald Dump
5 years ago

One could argue Italo as the past decade of professional surfing’s best ‘“discovery”. Chippa deserves honorable mention without a doubt

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Aren’t there any young Narrabeen (or adjacent) locals worthy of taking the wildcard spot ?
Or is ripcurl the umbrella comp sponsor and pushing for it in an effort to sell some old ‘Mick branded’ stock left languishing in a storeroom somewhere ?
Surely once you’ve officially retired you should stay that way unless you requalified legitimately.
And it’s not as if he’s been missed by anyone, other than ripcurls new owners to shift that old stock maybe.
P.S.
His stale style won’t stand a shit show against the Brazzos…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Dylan Moffat got the local wildcard ….ahead of Jordy Lawler , Cooper Chapman and Hedgey etc ….and Banting got replaced by Reef H


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