Super dad!
Who doesn’t want a gorgeous little bambino to bounce on
knee and raise to greatness, a realisation of all our
failed ambitions?
I got three and if finances permitted, would sire many, many
more.
For those who don’t have a stud, or find the idea of a man
jackhammering ‘em full of hot mucous too hideous to bear, the
answer to completing the genetic puzzle lies in an anonymous sperm
donor.
And, today, it can be revealed that Australia’s most prolific
sperm donor, known only by a serial number and his dreamy physical
characteristics, a blond, blue-eyed surfer, has fathered an
eye-watering forty-eight children, including five in one family and
a handful of others living in nearby neighbourhoods.
But, and this is a doozy, the exploding number of “diblings” or
donor siblings increases the chance that one of the kids is gonna
meet, fuck and impregnate or get impregnated by their half-bro or
half-sis.
Hillbillies!
Queensland’s The Courier-Mail reports,
Fertility specialist David Molloy told The Courier-Mail that
48 children was an extraordinary number of donor siblings from one
donor, and was the most he had heard of “by a long shot”.
“It is usually planned that the mothers would live thousands
of miles away from each other,” he said.
In the early 2000s sperm donors were allowed to service 20
families, but today the limit is 10.
Within the Queensland Fertility Group there have been 1500
births from sperm donors in five years.
The donors have no parental rights over the
children.
When a donor child turns 18, they can seek out the identity
of the donor.”
One couple Shannon Ashton and her wife Lisa, have got five of
the surfer stud’s kids, aged one to fifteen.
“I did a lot of my own investigation about the sperm donor,”
Ashton told The Courier-Mail. “I was shocked that he had
fathered 48 children, but we couldn’t be happier with our family
and will never regret a moment. I was attracted to the idea of an
outdoor, fit and healthy man, and an Aussie surfer who also played
rugby was ideal. And my kids are all very sporty.”