Snack-time: Kayaker dips hand into water off Catalina Island, has it rudely nibbled by “needlessly aggressive” Great White Shark!

Un-chill.

A few months ago, now, four great friends and I sailed around the entirety of Catalina. We started at the southeastern end, a heavily strip-mined corner, anchored and slept of a rock-n-rolly small cove, moved on to Ben Weston, after breakfast, anchored again in Two Harbors for a luncheon of chips, guacamole and Buffalo Milk, made it around the northeastern end sometime after noon then made the traditional way down past Two Harbors, from the mainland-facing side, Empire Landing, Moonstone before heading back to Newport Beach.

It is very odd that such large, mostly desolate, island floats off Southern California. The Wrigley family, of gum fame, built a few beautiful buildings in the largest city, Avalon, and a few more in Two Harbors but overall the architecture leaves something to be desired and the scene is downright unchill.

Day tourists zipping in from Long Beach. Newlyweds too poor to go on a proper honeymoon getting wasted in dank beach bars.

Messy.

I often wonder how the whole place didn’t get colonized by Los Angeles’s uber-elite and walled off from the unwashed. What could be more exclusive than an island a hop, skip and sail away?

Bizarre.

In any case, a kayaker who dipped his or her hand in the water off the northeastern end had it bitten by a shark. According to the Los Angeles Fire Department the beast had been bumping the kayak, before the incident, which sounds needlessly aggressive.

A mile of the island was promptly shuttered for 24 hours.

No other details given.

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Chris Swingen
Chris Swingen
5 years ago

I’m surprised the reporter didn’t have more details as it was well covered. It was a 15 yr. old Boy Scout. Several troops gather there for a week long camping trip every year. His oar slipped and he went to grab it. I know this because my Grandson was also on the trip and was in a kayak behind the other kid.

Craig Win
Craig Win
5 years ago

Someone who writes like this should never be allowed near a keyboard. Beside this thing being virtually unreadable (periods are used in more places than only before a com), your geography is wrong. After your lunch you rounded the West end of the island, not the northeast side of the island. And the land side as you call it is the north side of the island. Also, Islands don’t float.

Tangerine Tornado
Tangerine Tornado
5 years ago

Yea they are pretty picky eaters… They won’t eat garbage that’s for sure… Just ask the kayacker… He’s a registered democrat .. gave the shark the sh1ts just thinking about it.

Devils den
Devils den
5 years ago

Never been to Catalina Island curious to see if this writer is an arrogant asshole or a moronic asshole.

Brent Tharp
Brent Tharp
5 years ago

Fault:

Human: 100%

Shark: 0%

doug
doug
5 years ago

Best buffalo burgers are at the airport, but you’re not going to get there by sailboat. It’s sad that you think Catalina is “desolate”

doug
doug
5 years ago
Reply to  doug

Note that although I have sailed to and around Catalina and some of the other Channel Islands several times, the best times I had “on” the island were staying at the Zane Grey pre-renovation, and biking and camping from Avalon to Two Harbors.

Donald
Donald
5 years ago

What a waste of time reading obviously this Chas guy is jaded and THINKS he is so much better than everyone else? It goes to show that anyone is able to write graffiti on the internet!

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

Do you have a laysince for your minke?

Gravitytr1
Gravitytr1
5 years ago

The reason the rich dont want it? Because the water around it is filled with extremely toxic chemicals in leaky barrels dumped by corporations and used by various cal state universities for research. Very interesting articles about it. https://www.google.com/amp/…

Patrick Knotts
Patrick Knotts
5 years ago

Sorry about the hand but do not down play Catalina. It is all chill and charming at the same time!

Jenna James
Jenna James
5 years ago

Did anyone even attempt to prosecute the shark for it’s needless and dangerous boat bumping behavior and rude human tasting? It must have been an extremely rich and we’ll connected juvenile Great White for the authorities to back off. I bet it was Bruce’s grandchild, from Jaws fame. That bastard just tore into somebody up north and he walked from those charges, too

Johson
Johson
5 years ago

With a goat?

James Howat
James Howat
5 years ago

First and last BG article I’ll ever read.

Kenneth Noisewater
Kenneth Noisewater
5 years ago
Reply to  James Howat

Neato

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Seriously just between me, a Coffey sister in the middle and yourself.

No one gives a fuck about shark attacks anymore.

Covid is going to kill us all !

Brian Long
Brian Long
5 years ago

You write like a Chas.

Josha
Josha
5 years ago

This was a horrible article. The last sentence told the real story, the other 98% is griping about Catalina. Blatant waste of people’s time for garbage click bate.

c4
c4
5 years ago

Seems like one of those So Cal “playgrounds of the rich and famous” in the fifties. Salton Sea another. Can picture Elvis high on barbiturates and speed water skiing there.

c4
c4
5 years ago

Is that the menu for Olympic village this year?

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

Catalina is where i lost my virginity

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Evidently the White sharks bail whenever the Orcas roll through town. At least up by the Farallons they do.


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