BeachGrit principal becomes poster boy for Australia’s “arrogant pariah state” New South Wales and its “proudly libertine” attitude toward Covid-19 lockdown measures!

"If they can't control it they're going to be cut off."

Covid-19 restrictions are, officially, back in vogue with whole countries going back under lock and key in order to stop the spread of the virus birthed in China. The Ok Pro, Teahupoo, cancelled, leaving Charles de Gaulle without a PCR test, not allowed, being maskless in Los Angeles, uncool.

Controls and constraints here and there and everywhere being obeyed to the letter… except for Australia’s New South Wales, which has infuriated its neighboring states, becoming a “pariah” even, with its “arrogance.”

As cases rise in NSW, health minister Brad Hazard is lashing out at men and women outside playing, saying, “What worries me is no matter what legal orders or requirements are in place, you can’t legislate against stupidity, arrogance and entitlement. Clearly, the rule is now that you shouldn’t just travel from house to another for the sake of moving to the other house. Choose the property you are living in and stay there.”

One image, in particular, is roiling Victoria, Queensland, South Australia etc. A fit, clearly handsome man wearing full, black neoprene and holding a progressive pink and blue surfboard is leaning in, hugging another man whose face reflects not a care in the world.

Proximity, as you certainly know, is extremely forbidden.

The most verboten, in fact.

The Daily Telegraph splashed the photo on its pages, full color, under the headline ‘Arrogant’ NSW becomes Australia’s pariah state.

Upon closer inspection, the “arrogant pariah” surfer is none other than BeachGrit principal Derek Rielly.

A fine collection of descriptors to add alongside “bad dog” and “irreverent online publication.”

Viva anti-depression.

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velobwoy
velobwoy
5 years ago

Thank you

c4
c4
5 years ago

At least get some Metallica shorts and an air freshener. Derek needs a new board.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

How much you payin Adam Yip to pap you DR?

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Back when I smoked a lot I would dream with something like that.

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago

How do you afford to live at Bondi from the coin generated by a crappy website?

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Culture can be simply defined as: everything that survives. Mask wearing has survived in Asia for decades now, and became part of their culture. We shall see what will happen in the western world. Will mask wearing survive? Or will it be forgotten?

More as the story develops.

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Gay

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Jesus.

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

I want a hug from Derek Reilly!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Come and get it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Yes! Feel the love

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
5 years ago
Reply to  SSD

How are you doing brother?

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Good!! How about you, Christian? Hope all is well and you’re enjoying life!

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Mmmmmm

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Why is your leg rope attached to the dog? Is that a Bondi image thing now?
I thought Noosa was dog surfing nirvana.

At least the dog understands to stay 1.5 meters apart.

toaster redux
toaster redux
5 years ago

Good to see him carrying his board correctly

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  toaster redux

it’s code in Bondi, just like a red hankie

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

What a gift.
Straight to the poolroom.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

No booties? I get to hug men in public with a surfboard in my other hand?
Can’t wait til the border opens up.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Hey Rob
I was recently in Melbourne and had a really great time there with the family
We stayed on the 49th floor of a building in Collins St for 130 bucks a night, near the big train station.
Did a lot of walking around the CBD, Loved it.
Mount Hotham was great too.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Make sure you reach out if you can sneak away for a surf if you come down again. Got a few mids for a nice point break if yr interested.
Unfortunately, I’ll be fined 5k if we get caught trying to visit your mate over at Bells.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Cool.

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

i went for a day and duly got sent home from Thredbo – wasnt fucking happy and snow so good

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Yeah, we went the week before covigeddon.
Lucky, and yes the snow has been epic, such a shame.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

About two centuries ago, 1847, doctor Ignaz Semmelweis proposed that hand washing could reduce mortality rate of medical procedures. The vast majority of doctors laugh at him, called him crazy, stupid, that his idea was an absurd. Doctors felt offended. “I have been cutting people open with my dirty hands for decades… Why should I start washing it now? So stupid!” right? Medical procedures had some fucked up mortality rates at the time. Just imagine someone cutting you open with his unwashed hands after spending hours studying/dissecting a cadaver.

After almost 20 years failing in his “war against dirty hands” Dr. Semmelweis had a nervous breakdown and was sent to an asylum and died there, because in the eighteen-hundreds that’s what would happen to someone asking people to wash their hands to save lives. Now fast forward to 2021 and…

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Change happens slowly in health care. A lot of surgeons are stubborn assholes.

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
5 years ago

That’s the air brush originally used by 89 Champ, with changed colours.
The original green outside, yellow inside.
By the way, bravo to governments that takes cares to his populations.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Congrats DR
We still have our telegraph pic of my wife and son breaking covid rules
on the side of the fridge.
Very honorable.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

You have a child? Fuck me.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Something tells me you dont

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Hell no

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

You should, its the only reason we’re here for

bob
bob
5 years ago

Yep it’s the main reason we’re “here”, climate change, pandemics etc…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Bob, Down.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Ah Derek. I can relate. You will find attached a photo of yours truly getting arrested on NYE 2009 during a night on the town in Melbourne. My crime? Calling the police, cunts, for hassling someone I didn’t even know over some minor infringement. This ran on The Herald Sun website, but there was also footage shown repeatedly on network news the next day, as it was right on midnight and there were cameras everywhere.

The real kicker though, was that they used another shot, one where my face wasn’t visible, thank fuck, to run in the actual paper every time there was a story about street violence for the next 6 months.

I spent the night in jail too.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Wish the shot was panned out more to show the other Cop shafting you up the arse.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

that joke has been made many times by my lovely friends.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

I bet. Here’s another you’ve heard 100 times… Mum and Dad got that framed and sitting on the mantelpiece?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

My mother actually saw the humour. Could’ve gone either way.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Using haircut as a a guide, I thought 1989.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

What the hell are you on about? It’s a short back and sides that had been messed up by the fuzz. Not like I’m running a mullet. You’ve hit a nerve.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Yeah, I thought it was Tim Finn.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago

Oh yes!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

There is a guy down here, lovely guy and lovely mother who was mortified by the following write up in the local rag…Mr Morrisey has been charged of exposure of the buttocks and testicles to a police officer. What a mental image.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Cops deserve everything they get. Thoughts and prayers to the lovely mother though.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

She’s such a lovely lady too. Poor thing.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I thought you were against the lockdown protests?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

I always thought of Derek as a wealthy man of the World, but looking at that broken battered board I suspect he might well be living under a cardboard box in the back Streets of Bondi and panhandling for coins to pay for wifi to publish BG.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I think the guy is saying..
You’ve got till Thursday.
And the interest is tacked onto the principle, plus technically you’ve missed a payment.
Don’t make me come looking for you.

turts
turts
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Correct me if I am wrong, but that board featured in stab mag roughly 10 years ago in a product review section

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  turts

Probs did. Although there have been three versions.

turts
turts
5 years ago

Three versions with that spray job? Now that’s commitment

janeausten
janeausten
5 years ago
Reply to  turts

Pottz circa 80’s.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah, making free content ain’t the money spinner I thought it would be.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

There’s still time to join Nathan on onlyfans.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
5 years ago

clever using the dog as cover. ” just taking the dog for a walk officer, oh this? no, the dog has poor eyesight so I carry this brightly coloured stick so she can play fetch”

well played Derek.

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

Thought it was him then I remembered he’d sworn of those round nose fishes.

Derek, say it ain’t so.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

It’s Bondi, anything gets a pass.

longtom
longtom
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

whatever gets him through the night is fine with me.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

If only you knew, Stevie. Gutter snipes and hood rats. Groaning and cavorting. Agape crotches. Long plump breasts. Shiny wet fingers. Cones of fat blonde bush.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago

Etc.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

Sounds like you’re doing it right. Keep up the good work. Love is better than hate.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Light cough.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Does that board do anything in the water besides going straight?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Turning is for kids.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Exactly! And you’re missing out! It’s 2021… men can be women, women can be men and middle aged men can be kids.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Derek makes the Tele. At least this time it’s not about soliciting threesomes

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Are you sure?

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I thought the dog looked nervous

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Dog has cancer, y’cruel son of a bitch.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Yours?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

This is normal! What isn’t normal, is the sheep that buy into that covid bs!


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