"If they can't control it they're going to be cut off."
Covid-19 restrictions are, officially, back in vogue with whole countries going back under lock and key in order to stop the spread of the virus birthed in China. The Ok Pro, Teahupoo, cancelled, leaving Charles de Gaulle without a PCR test, not allowed, being maskless in Los Angeles, uncool.
Controls and constraints here and there and everywhere being obeyed to the letter… except for Australia’s New South Wales, which has infuriated its neighboring states, becoming a “pariah” even, with its “arrogance.”
As cases rise in NSW, health minister Brad Hazard is lashing out at men and women outside playing, saying, “What worries me is no matter what legal orders or requirements are in place, you can’t legislate against stupidity, arrogance and entitlement. Clearly, the rule is now that you shouldn’t just travel from house to another for the sake of moving to the other house. Choose the property you are living in and stay there.”
One image, in particular, is roiling Victoria, Queensland, South Australia etc. A fit, clearly handsome man wearing full, black neoprene and holding a progressive pink and blue surfboard is leaning in, hugging another man whose face reflects not a care in the world.
Proximity, as you certainly know, is extremely forbidden.
The most verboten, in fact.
The Daily Telegraph splashed the photo on its pages, full color, under the headline ‘Arrogant’ NSW becomes Australia’s pariah state.
Upon closer inspection, the “arrogant pariah” surfer is none other than BeachGrit principal Derek Rielly.
A fine collection of descriptors to add alongside “bad dog” and “irreverent online publication.”
Viva anti-depression.
Thank you
At least get some Metallica shorts and an air freshener. Derek needs a new board.
How much you payin Adam Yip to pap you DR?
Back when I smoked a lot I would dream with something like that.
How do you afford to live at Bondi from the coin generated by a crappy website?
Culture can be simply defined as: everything that survives. Mask wearing has survived in Asia for decades now, and became part of their culture. We shall see what will happen in the western world. Will mask wearing survive? Or will it be forgotten?
More as the story develops.
Gay
Jesus.
I want a hug from Derek Reilly!
Come and get it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Yes! Feel the love
How are you doing brother?
Good!! How about you, Christian? Hope all is well and you’re enjoying life!
Mmmmmm
Why is your leg rope attached to the dog? Is that a Bondi image thing now?
I thought Noosa was dog surfing nirvana.
At least the dog understands to stay 1.5 meters apart.
Good to see him carrying his board correctly
it’s code in Bondi, just like a red hankie
What a gift.
Straight to the poolroom.
No booties? I get to hug men in public with a surfboard in my other hand?
Can’t wait til the border opens up.
Hey Rob
I was recently in Melbourne and had a really great time there with the family
We stayed on the 49th floor of a building in Collins St for 130 bucks a night, near the big train station.
Did a lot of walking around the CBD, Loved it.
Mount Hotham was great too.
Make sure you reach out if you can sneak away for a surf if you come down again. Got a few mids for a nice point break if yr interested.
Unfortunately, I’ll be fined 5k if we get caught trying to visit your mate over at Bells.
Cool.
i went for a day and duly got sent home from Thredbo – wasnt fucking happy and snow so good
Yeah, we went the week before covigeddon.
Lucky, and yes the snow has been epic, such a shame.
About two centuries ago, 1847, doctor Ignaz Semmelweis proposed that hand washing could reduce mortality rate of medical procedures. The vast majority of doctors laugh at him, called him crazy, stupid, that his idea was an absurd. Doctors felt offended. “I have been cutting people open with my dirty hands for decades… Why should I start washing it now? So stupid!” right? Medical procedures had some fucked up mortality rates at the time. Just imagine someone cutting you open with his unwashed hands after spending hours studying/dissecting a cadaver.
After almost 20 years failing in his “war against dirty hands” Dr. Semmelweis had a nervous breakdown and was sent to an asylum and died there, because in the eighteen-hundreds that’s what would happen to someone asking people to wash their hands to save lives. Now fast forward to 2021 and…
Change happens slowly in health care. A lot of surgeons are stubborn assholes.
That’s the air brush originally used by 89 Champ, with changed colours.
The original green outside, yellow inside.
By the way, bravo to governments that takes cares to his populations.
Congrats DR
We still have our telegraph pic of my wife and son breaking covid rules
on the side of the fridge.
Very honorable.
You have a child? Fuck me.
Something tells me you dont
Hell no
You should, its the only reason we’re here for
Yep it’s the main reason we’re “here”, climate change, pandemics etc…
Bob, Down.
Ah Derek. I can relate. You will find attached a photo of yours truly getting arrested on NYE 2009 during a night on the town in Melbourne. My crime? Calling the police, cunts, for hassling someone I didn’t even know over some minor infringement. This ran on The Herald Sun website, but there was also footage shown repeatedly on network news the next day, as it was right on midnight and there were cameras everywhere.
The real kicker though, was that they used another shot, one where my face wasn’t visible, thank fuck, to run in the actual paper every time there was a story about street violence for the next 6 months.
I spent the night in jail too.
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Wish the shot was panned out more to show the other Cop shafting you up the arse.
that joke has been made many times by my lovely friends.
I bet. Here’s another you’ve heard 100 times… Mum and Dad got that framed and sitting on the mantelpiece?
My mother actually saw the humour. Could’ve gone either way.
Using haircut as a a guide, I thought 1989.
What the hell are you on about? It’s a short back and sides that had been messed up by the fuzz. Not like I’m running a mullet. You’ve hit a nerve.
Yeah, I thought it was Tim Finn.
Oh yes!
There is a guy down here, lovely guy and lovely mother who was mortified by the following write up in the local rag…Mr Morrisey has been charged of exposure of the buttocks and testicles to a police officer. What a mental image.
Cops deserve everything they get. Thoughts and prayers to the lovely mother though.
She’s such a lovely lady too. Poor thing.
I thought you were against the lockdown protests?
I always thought of Derek as a wealthy man of the World, but looking at that broken battered board I suspect he might well be living under a cardboard box in the back Streets of Bondi and panhandling for coins to pay for wifi to publish BG.
I think the guy is saying..
You’ve got till Thursday.
And the interest is tacked onto the principle, plus technically you’ve missed a payment.
Don’t make me come looking for you.
Correct me if I am wrong, but that board featured in stab mag roughly 10 years ago in a product review section
Probs did. Although there have been three versions.
Three versions with that spray job? Now that’s commitment
Pottz circa 80’s.
Yeah, making free content ain’t the money spinner I thought it would be.
There’s still time to join Nathan on onlyfans.
clever using the dog as cover. ” just taking the dog for a walk officer, oh this? no, the dog has poor eyesight so I carry this brightly coloured stick so she can play fetch”
well played Derek.
Thought it was him then I remembered he’d sworn of those round nose fishes.
Derek, say it ain’t so.
It’s Bondi, anything gets a pass.
whatever gets him through the night is fine with me.
If only you knew, Stevie. Gutter snipes and hood rats. Groaning and cavorting. Agape crotches. Long plump breasts. Shiny wet fingers. Cones of fat blonde bush.
Etc.
Sounds like you’re doing it right. Keep up the good work. Love is better than hate.
Light cough.
Does that board do anything in the water besides going straight?
Turning is for kids.
Exactly! And you’re missing out! It’s 2021… men can be women, women can be men and middle aged men can be kids.
Derek makes the Tele. At least this time it’s not about soliciting threesomes
Are you sure?
I thought the dog looked nervous
Dog has cancer, y’cruel son of a bitch.
Yours?
This is normal! What isn’t normal, is the sheep that buy into that covid bs!