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BeachGrit principal becomes poster boy for Australia’s “arrogant pariah state” New South Wales and its “proudly libertine” attitude toward Covid-19 lockdown measures!

"If they can't control it they're going to be cut off."

Covid-19 restrictions are, officially, back in vogue with whole countries going back under lock and key in order to stop the spread of the virus birthed in China. The Ok Pro, Teahupoo, cancelled, leaving Charles de Gaulle without a PCR test, not allowed, being maskless in Los Angeles, uncool.

Controls and constraints here and there and everywhere being obeyed to the letter… except for Australia’s New South Wales, which has infuriated its neighboring states, becoming a “pariah” even, with its “arrogance.”

As cases rise in NSW, health minister Brad Hazard is lashing out at men and women outside playing, saying, “What worries me is no matter what legal orders or requirements are in place, you can’t legislate against stupidity, arrogance and entitlement. Clearly, the rule is now that you shouldn’t just travel from house to another for the sake of moving to the other house. Choose the property you are living in and stay there.”

One image, in particular, is roiling Victoria, Queensland, South Australia etc. A fit, clearly handsome man wearing full, black neoprene and holding a progressive pink and blue surfboard is leaning in, hugging another man whose face reflects not a care in the world.

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Proximity, as you certainly know, is extremely forbidden.

The most verboten, in fact.

The Daily Telegraph splashed the photo on its pages, full color, under the headline ‘Arrogant’ NSW becomes Australia’s pariah state.

Upon closer inspection, the “arrogant pariah” surfer is none other than BeachGrit principal Derek Rielly.

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A fine collection of descriptors to add alongside “bad dog” and “irreverent online publication.”

Viva anti-depression.

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velobwoy

Thank you

c4

At least get some Metallica shorts and an air freshener. Derek needs a new board.

Gil Gunderson

How much you payin Adam Yip to pap you DR?

ptsdsurfer

Back when I smoked a lot I would dream with something like that.

Simsurf

How do you afford to live at Bondi from the coin generated by a crappy website?

ptsdsurfer

Culture can be simply defined as: everything that survives. Mask wearing has survived in Asia for decades now, and became part of their culture. We shall see what will happen in the western world. Will mask wearing survive? Or will it be forgotten?

More as the story develops.

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Gay

The Bitchy Crab

Jesus.

SSD

I want a hug from Derek Reilly!

The Bitchy Crab

Come and get it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

SSD

Yes! Feel the love

Christian S. Molnar

How are you doing brother?

SSD

Good!! How about you, Christian? Hope all is well and you’re enjoying life!

SSD

Mmmmmm

AI (for ever) .

Why is your leg rope attached to the dog? Is that a Bondi image thing now?
I thought Noosa was dog surfing nirvana.

At least the dog understands to stay 1.5 meters apart.

toaster redux

Good to see him carrying his board correctly

Gino

it’s code in Bondi, just like a red hankie

Gino

What a gift.
Straight to the poolroom.

Gino

No booties? I get to hug men in public with a surfboard in my other hand?
Can’t wait til the border opens up.

Chief Hot stuff

Hey Rob
I was recently in Melbourne and had a really great time there with the family
We stayed on the 49th floor of a building in Collins St for 130 bucks a night, near the big train station.
Did a lot of walking around the CBD, Loved it.
Mount Hotham was great too.

Gino

Make sure you reach out if you can sneak away for a surf if you come down again. Got a few mids for a nice point break if yr interested.
Unfortunately, I’ll be fined 5k if we get caught trying to visit your mate over at Bells.

Chief Hot stuff

Cool.

Tom

i went for a day and duly got sent home from Thredbo – wasnt fucking happy and snow so good

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah, we went the week before covigeddon.
Lucky, and yes the snow has been epic, such a shame.

ptsdsurfer

About two centuries ago, 1847, doctor Ignaz Semmelweis proposed that hand washing could reduce mortality rate of medical procedures. The vast majority of doctors laugh at him, called him crazy, stupid, that his idea was an absurd. Doctors felt offended. “I have been cutting people open with my dirty hands for decades… Why should I start washing it now? So stupid!” right? Medical procedures had some fucked up mortality rates at the time. Just imagine someone cutting you open with his unwashed hands after spending hours studying/dissecting a cadaver.

After almost 20 years failing in his “war against dirty hands” Dr. Semmelweis had a nervous breakdown and was sent to an asylum and died there, because in the eighteen-hundreds that’s what would happen to someone asking people to wash their hands to save lives. Now fast forward to 2021 and…

c4

Change happens slowly in health care. A lot of surgeons are stubborn assholes.

paulo de tarso

That’s the air brush originally used by 89 Champ, with changed colours.
The original green outside, yellow inside.
By the way, bravo to governments that takes cares to his populations.

Chief Hot stuff

Congrats DR
We still have our telegraph pic of my wife and son breaking covid rules
on the side of the fridge.
Very honorable.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

You have a child? Fuck me.

Chief Hot stuff

Something tells me you dont

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Hell no

Chief Hot stuff

You should, its the only reason we’re here for

bob

Yep it’s the main reason we’re “here”, climate change, pandemics etc…

Chief Hot stuff

Bob, Down.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Ah Derek. I can relate. You will find attached a photo of yours truly getting arrested on NYE 2009 during a night on the town in Melbourne. My crime? Calling the police, cunts, for hassling someone I didn’t even know over some minor infringement. This ran on The Herald Sun website, but there was also footage shown repeatedly on network news the next day, as it was right on midnight and there were cameras everywhere.

The real kicker though, was that they used another shot, one where my face wasn’t visible, thank fuck, to run in the actual paper every time there was a story about street violence for the next 6 months.

I spent the night in jail too.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

NEGATRON

Wish the shot was panned out more to show the other Cop shafting you up the arse.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

that joke has been made many times by my lovely friends.

NEGATRON

I bet. Here’s another you’ve heard 100 times… Mum and Dad got that framed and sitting on the mantelpiece?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

My mother actually saw the humour. Could’ve gone either way.

The Bitchy Crab

Using haircut as a a guide, I thought 1989.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

What the hell are you on about? It’s a short back and sides that had been messed up by the fuzz. Not like I’m running a mullet. You’ve hit a nerve.

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah, I thought it was Tim Finn.

Chas Smith

Oh yes!

Dogsnuts

There is a guy down here, lovely guy and lovely mother who was mortified by the following write up in the local rag…Mr Morrisey has been charged of exposure of the buttocks and testicles to a police officer. What a mental image.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Cops deserve everything they get. Thoughts and prayers to the lovely mother though.

Dogsnuts

She’s such a lovely lady too. Poor thing.

Chief Hot stuff

I thought you were against the lockdown protests?

NEGATRON

I always thought of Derek as a wealthy man of the World, but looking at that broken battered board I suspect he might well be living under a cardboard box in the back Streets of Bondi and panhandling for coins to pay for wifi to publish BG.

Chief Hot stuff

I think the guy is saying..
You’ve got till Thursday.
And the interest is tacked onto the principle, plus technically you’ve missed a payment.
Don’t make me come looking for you.

turts

Correct me if I am wrong, but that board featured in stab mag roughly 10 years ago in a product review section

The Bitchy Crab

Probs did. Although there have been three versions.

turts

Three versions with that spray job? Now that’s commitment

janeausten

Pottz circa 80’s.

The Bitchy Crab

Yeah, making free content ain’t the money spinner I thought it would be.

ptsdsurfer

There’s still time to join Nathan on onlyfans.

Phat-wan kerr

clever using the dog as cover. ” just taking the dog for a walk officer, oh this? no, the dog has poor eyesight so I carry this brightly coloured stick so she can play fetch”

well played Derek.

longtom

Thought it was him then I remembered he’d sworn of those round nose fishes.

Derek, say it ain’t so.

@surfads

It’s Bondi, anything gets a pass.

longtom

whatever gets him through the night is fine with me.

The Bitchy Crab

If only you knew, Stevie. Gutter snipes and hood rats. Groaning and cavorting. Agape crotches. Long plump breasts. Shiny wet fingers. Cones of fat blonde bush.

The Bitchy Crab

Etc.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Sounds like you’re doing it right. Keep up the good work. Love is better than hate.

The Bitchy Crab

Light cough.

ptsdsurfer

Does that board do anything in the water besides going straight?

The Bitchy Crab

Turning is for kids.

ptsdsurfer

Exactly! And you’re missing out! It’s 2021… men can be women, women can be men and middle aged men can be kids.

@surfads

Derek makes the Tele. At least this time it’s not about soliciting threesomes

Jimmy the Saint

Are you sure?

@surfads

I thought the dog looked nervous

The Bitchy Crab

Dog has cancer, y’cruel son of a bitch.

@surfads

Yours?

ValiantScorn

This is normal! What isn’t normal, is the sheep that buy into that covid bs!


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