Rage.
We live in dark days, dark hours, where fun is no longer innocent, a laugh no longer light. Various special interest groups and subgroups have invaded every corner and one, or another, is all but guaranteed to take offense at chuckles and jokes. Take, for example, the recent playful exchange between Pipe Master Jamie O’Brien and his protege the two-time World Champion John John Florence.
In an old timey prank, O’Brien found a crab on the beach, captured it and dropped it right down the back of Florence’s long sleeved rash guard, oddly Hurley branded.
Animal rights activists were quick to pounce, righteously indignant.
Drone operator e1000lion led off with “No fun at all… stressing that animal.”
Manjulamoon added, “That’s cruel…poor crab.”
Mike_brody, “Poor crab.”
berrotala, “not cool at all using animals for fun like that.”
Slaidfins, “Prank vídeos including animals are ridiculous. Can’t believe even you are one of those insensible people doing it.”
Etc.
Etc.
With Shaneoooo2.0 providing the rare counter argument, replying, “i sell crabs for people to cool alive and eat.”
“Cool” must mean “cook,” in this context, but either way.
And now, here, today, are you #TeamCrab or #TeamPrank?
More as the story develops.
Speaking of pranks, check out the decisions to be made if Newsom loses the recall election – which he won’t, but still. California is smarter than that. This is just more right wing, dipshit obfuscation and tactics.
One still occasionally sees Angelyne cruising around M____ in her little pink Corvette, but she isn’t making it look good.
I’ve seen Caitlynn at the Starstrucks at Trancas and it’s weird.
That’s her/him – he/she on the right.
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It’s as if Tom Brady in 20 years was a chick.
I should put all my Pooperazzi shots on my website, like I did with the Skateboard Portraits and the 365 Surfboards portraits.
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I have a feeling if he wasnt shilling his life for clicks most would have been non the wiser
Crabs lives matter , you racist barstards.
We’re all going to die because we are destroying every living thing in the ocean… but … no crab pranks!
Here’s a crab prank on Da Bull (RIP)
Nature getting payback on a guy who was a commercial fisherman for more years than he was a surfer.
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But ok to put a little sweater on crab or walk around with tied it to a string and pick up it’s feces.. or leave on lawn
Giving out hugs in the parking lot….
I’m no marine biologist….
shellfish cunt…
I’m not one for animal cruelty, but people getting nippy about this is rather misplaced.
What about… like, a thousand other things, which are many times more cruel and affect creatures (like humans) within their own communities?
Go fucking shout about them.
This crab was probably completely unharmed and will be able dine out for years on the story about that one time it helped JOB make a blog post.
at Log Crabins.
It’s totally true. Crab feelings have been rudely dismissed.
Ahhh, who cares? As long as we’ve got something to be crabby about.
Where was all the outrage when the head cheerleader gave me crabs at 16?
Bet you killed them too. Shame on you
Deep and abiding shame.
The crabs reported an improved lifestyle
Small penis adjacent!
Funny. Cheap. Character revealing.
I’m sorry you didn’t get laid in high school, robert. I can see you still harbor animosity towards those that did/do.
Haha, your whole persona reeks of ‘peaked in high school’. I don’t feel the need to broadcast my adolescent conquests, you do you though buddy. Character revealing.
I’m glad the janitor let you out of the locker.
Ah man, you win again, just like high school, glory days.