Conan James Hayes, from conquerer of Cloudbreak to toy merchant to self-appointed electoral detective bringing truth to truthers!
(Editor’s note: Two weeks ago, we wrote about Conan Hayes’ new role as a minor celebrity in election fraud conspiracy circles. Here, our pretty little lawyer boy Cedar Hobbs goes deeper.)
Since the election of Joe Biden, heralded as “the most secure in American history,” conspiracies have sprouted up across the nation to justify Donald Trump’s loss.
Dead men voting, buried mail-in ballots, Dominion Voting Systems etc.
A grand conspiracy orchestrated by the Democrats (who actually lost seats in the House of Representatives and greatly underperformed in the election) to keep Donald Trump out of office.
Coined the Stop the Steal movement, it has resulted in myriad conspiracies, lawsuits (that were ultimately dismissed), and result confirming audits.
And, it appears that one of the movement’s prominent players is Conan Hayes himself, former professional surfer and RVCA co-founder.
In November of 2020 a lawsuit was filed in Michigan state court challenging the electoral results of Antrim County, Michigan, where Donald Trump won almost 2/3 of the county. The lawsuit proffered a conspiracy that Dominion voting tabulators switched votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden.
As part of that litigation, Conan Hayes was designated as one of several expert witnesses on behalf of the plaintiff. According to filings, Hayes was expected to “testify as to application security, systems, process, generally accepted programming practices, standards of care, as it relates to application development of sensitive systems.”
The names of those experts, including Hayes, were not initially public.
Per The Record Eagle, the plaintiff in the case filed a motion for protective order to keep the names of the experts private, citing safety concerns, but the presiding judge denied that motion.
While in Michigan, Hayes, through his Twitter account @We_Have_Risen, reportedly (and improperly) tweeted photos of rolls of voter data.
Hayes would later contribute to a flawed report released by the Allied Security Operations Group (ASOG).
According to The Daily Beast, the lawyer for the plaintiff, Matthew DePerno, confirmed that Hayes had “helped with the collection of forensic information and the analysis of the info we put into the ASOG Report.”
That report asserted that the Dominion vote tabulators were “intentionally and purposefully designed with errors to create systemic fraud and influence election results.”
The report was met with wide spread criticism, notably because it confused Minnesota precincts with Michigan precincts in its analysis.
That suit was dismissed in May of 2021.
(For what it’s worth, I voted at least three times in Michigan, and every time I visited my polling place everything appeared well above board.)
Conan Hayes has been involved an Arizona audit as well, where Donald Trump has claimed that voting fraud cost him Arizona’s electoral votes.
Despite two audits that confirmed the results in the area, state legislators began a review of the ballots in April.
That review has been led by Cyber Ninjas, a computer security firm with no election experience prior to the 2020 election.
Hayes apparently has connections to Cyber Ninjas.
In a statement from Dave Logan, CEO of Cyber Ninjas, the “DePerno Team” was recognized as providing “operational support and advice pivotal in executing the audit.” This may implicate Hayes, as he worked with DePerno during the Michigan electoral challenge.
In May 2021, Garrett Archer, a data analyst for ABC15 Arizona, confirmed that Hayes was on the Arizona audit floor acting as a subcontractor.
Additional information from Cyber Ninjas, including records related to fundraisers and communications, is expected soon. According to AZCentral, the U.S. House Oversight and Reform Committee instructed Cyber Ninjas to produce certain records by Friday, August 27th.
Results of the Arizona audit were expected Monday, August 23rd, but have been delayed “because three of the five members of the auditing team have tested positive for coronavirus,” according to the Arizona Republican Senate leader.
And most recently, Hayes has been implicated in an election scandal in Mesa County, Colorado.
According to Vice, earlier this year, county clerk Tina Peters allowed an individual to steal election data from the county. That data would later be shared at Mike Lindell’s (the MyPillow guy and notable conspiracy theorist), Cyber Symposium conference.
During the breach, surveillance cameras monitoring the equipment were shut off at the prompting by Peters.
In a statement from Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold, a Gerald Wood was penned as an “unauthorized individual” who accessed the hard drives and data.
But it appears that Gerald Wood is a pseudonym used by Hayes..
During the Cyber Symposium, Ron Watkins, a major player in QAnon and who has been rumored to be Q himself, specifically named Hayes as possessing the data.
https://twitter.com/get_innocuous/status/1425566065413607427
Watkins stated live during the symposium: “I just learned that Conan James Hayes may have taken, without authorization, the actual hard drives, from the Mesa County, er, Mesa Colorado County clerk, and he needs to produce those hard drives immediately and return them to the clerk.”
Ty Clevenger, Watkins’ attorney, confirmed to Vice News that Hayes had provided the sensitive data.
Data from the leak also showed that it was accessed by an individual with the username “cjh,” according to Twitter user @get_innocuous.
Someone who's taking a look at the Mesa EMS images posted online let me know that they have metadata with the examiner name listed as 'cjh' – aka, Conan James Hayes.
The images were captured with EnCase, and the examiner name cannot be changed after the evidence file is created pic.twitter.com/6xMqsVWiGQ
— Chris Dehghanpoor (@chrisd9r) August 12, 2021
Following the breach, the Colorado Secretary of State’s Office, the Mesa County District Attorney, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation have opened investigations.
According to a statement from FBI spokeswoman Courtney Bernal, “The FBI is working with the 21st Judicial District Attorney’s Office on the forensic review and analysis of county voting systems to determine if there was a potential federal criminal violation.”
Dan Rubinstein, the District Attorney for Mesa County, told CNN that he had been contacted by the Secretary of State’s Office and “was told that they believed that there were potential criminal matters which would be referred to my office for prosecution.”
Since the Cyber Symposium, Tina Peters is being housed in a safe house provided by Mike Lindell. Lindell told Vice News that Peters was “worried about her safety, these people are ruthless.”
There have not been any criminal charges filed.
Hayes’ Twitter account, @We_Have_Risen, has recently been deleted.
More as the story develops.
I have been there a few times and gotten some great waves, and it seems like the surf spots there are few and far between so I’m sure that can lead to idle hands
Conan Hayes will be going to the pokey. He is not stokey.
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How,s the black and white momentum generation group pic?the cream of American surfing, not a care in the world, before baldness, unwanted fatherhood, substance abuse and stds set in
Sounds like voter fraud to me
I didn’t understand any of that
Can’t see that brand name without thinking of television shopping commercials
Let’s see:
– First negative jobs president ever in US history
– Handed a roaring economy, wrecked it
– Deficit out of control – added trillions $$$
– Over 650k dead because of inaction to covid – called it a hoax
– Failure on implementing campaign promises
– Embraced fascists groups like the Proud Boys
– Attempted coup
– Plus on top of that trump is a shit human, disgusting sexual predator who said live on TV his commonality with his daughter was ‘sex’
Just just the short list. Hard to believe the worst president in US history even got 70-some million votes – these are some of the stupidest people on the planet to vote for a wannabe tyrant. Of course logic is not the strong suit of dotards. Look at his base, they largely live in the worst educated regions of this country which is collectively known as Dunbfukistan.
bUt dOnALd oNly sAid bAD tHiNgS, bIDen iS eViL!!!!
Yea you’ve been educated all right. Thank God I got red pilled or I’d be right there with you fools.
Taliban Joe is doing excellent. Trump would have bungled Afghanistan withdrawal, unlike Joe.
Gas in US is double since Joe took office – good for the environment. In fact almost everything is double now (except wages) – somehow good for the environment.
Yes, no doubt Joe got 80 million votes (15 more than Obama) and a higher % of the black vote than Obama. I believe!
Patently false. In the last 7 months my gas prices have gone from $3.26 to $4.25. Numbers may be hard but maybe you can ask for someone to explain it. Also ya think maybe supply is down since most lockdowns have been lifted and everyone’s driving including for summer vacations? I know in CA we’re on our summer blend which costs more.
Come on ‘almost everything is double’? Sky falling much? Try harder.
Yup – that’s why you cannot debate qotards, They just make shit up.
Like a wise man once said, ‘never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience’.
Kind of like ‘never get into a battle of wits with someone who is only half armed’.
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Takes a special kind of stupid to blame Trump for what is happening in Kabul right now. You’re one dumb fucker. At least 10 Marines killed today. Biden has blood on his hands. He states 4 or 5 days ago that if we were attacked, there would be a swift response.
Still waiting for that response. Doubt the Coward-in-Chief will do anything. Just like you, he’s a huge coward.
Ain’t blaming him, but you cannot tell the story without this. It’s a huge f-up from Biden no doubt. the difference is I will say it. In the eyes of you sycophants, everything trump did was perfect, who btw has blood on his hands too. That’s the point – I’ll call out both, you however will not because he is ‘your guy’. Hopefully Biden bombs the fuck out of them.
Then please explain the point of your post.
You haven’t called out both. Despite the abject failure of Biden’s Administration in just 7 short months, it took the death of 11 Marines and 1 Navy medic for you finally criticize Biden. Spare us the “I call out both” routine.
Every President has blood on his hands. That includes both Trump and Biden as well as the Bush’s, Obama, Reagan, Clinton, etc. Your points are straight up correct, except the abject failure part. That is subjective as opposed to objective. Subjective views require that everyone thinks and sees life through the same colored lens as you. That’s just not the case.
(Edit: I added Clinton for you, he has blood and Lewinski vagina juice on him)
Oh, I missed your little ‘coward’ dig. That’s all ya got? LMFAO Okay keyboard warrior.
Yeah thats fucked, but following your logic the 77 troops KIA between 2016-2020 is blood on Trumps hands?
You’re not following my logic.
One has to have logic to follow…
You still haven’t answered what your Graduate degree is in.
Reminds me of a quote Otto.
When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.
Joe could, and should have prevented these terrorist attacks. 100% preventable.
KIA’s do not come from terrorism.
Not taking a dig here, but how are KIA’s not related to terrorism at all in this case?
Traditionally, the designation of KIA would not relate to acts of terrorism.
It would seem I’m splitting hairs here, but I’m not. There’s a difference in logic.
There was a cease of hostilities with the Taliban, but Joe as Commander-In-Chief did not allow our forces to leave the airport in order to effectuate a defense perimeter. Instead, he allowed the Taliban to run checkpoints surrounding the airport, and then we have an ISIS terrorist bomber with a vest somehow make it through and is able to reach within 5 meters of our troops who were tasked with first intervention of those with paperwork.
Being that all this is part of a “War on Terrorism” seems that all death in Afghanistan are terrorism related.
You sound as bad as that POS Malcolm Nance on MSNBC telling everyone to “#DealWithIt”
What the fuck is wrong with you? I didn’t say shit other than this whole thing has always been in the “war on terrorism” category. Seriously, relax! Stop putting hatred into everything.
Isn’t it also known that the attacker/suicide bomber was aligned with an ISIS group also at war with the Taliban? The same Taliban that Trump negotiated the take over with, not to mention the exchange of numerous Taliban fighters for a few Americans? The same Taliban that Trump praised as “good fighters and negotiators”. This from the King of the Deal guy?
There were several aspects of the Trump deal that did not proceed b/c of the election. The deal did not contemplate the Taliban would take over control of the government. It was contemplated that there would be a power sharing Afghan government with the Taliban having a seat at the table. Never got that far because of the election. Biden was more interested in other Admin. agenda and didn’t care about what still needed completion re: the deal Trump had negotiated. That also included Bagram and force deployment for security purposes to effectuate a safe withdrawal. The prisoners at Bagram had to be released. We couldn’t take them to Gitmo. The goddamn Left have been fighting to have that place shut down forever, starting under Obama. We had to release, but didn’t have to do it before all Americans and allies were safely evacuated. That’s on Biden and his brass.
Its now up to 12 and you are correct in that if there is no response we look like cowards. That said, I think we need to give them a little more time to formulate and execute that response. Otherwise, we are no better than them, just fucking shit up to fuck shit up.
Everything you listed is untrue. Everything.
What’s your level of education? From what institution?
No it’s not. Verifiable facts. Graduate degree, not like that matters to you qotard holier than though sycophants.
There are no verifiable facts there. None.
Graduate degree in what? Activism?
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Still no wall and MX def not paying for it, GDP never reached 3% as promised, ‘Stand down and stand by’. I mean could do this for days, but I’m out.
Biden is spending $3Million per day to not build the wall, to the tune of $2Billion so far. Missing the 3% GDP growth is understandable considering we finally needed to take a stronger position against China in trade deal.
Next time provide some context to your “stand down and stand by”
Here’s the whole exchange between the kook Wallace and Trump
“Wallace: So what are you, what are you saying — Trump: I’m willing to do anything. I want to see peace. Wallace: Then do it, sir. Biden: Do it. Say it.
Trump: You wanna call ’em — what do you wanna call ’em? Hold on – Give me a name, give me a name. Go ahead, who would you like me to condemn? Wallace: White supremacists — white supremacists and right-wing militia. (Biden interjects: Proud Boys, Proud Boys.)
Trump: Proud Boys? Stand back and stand by, but I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you what, somebody’s gotta do something about Antifa and the left, because this is not a right wing problem, this is a left-wing problem.””
I like how you take the bipartisan CARES Act rise in debt and place that squarely on Trump’s shoulders.
Pandemics have convenient effects on stats.
100% accurate!
Since 1980 the best US presidents for American jobs have been:
Reagan
Clinton
Obama
Only the facts!!
Oops since Herbert Hoover, but whatevs. The point remains – one of the worst ever since he’d rather fight a culture war than govern.
Between this and the novels being written about how great ultimate surfer is on this site I’m starting to think ….that stab subscription may be worth the $$$?
If nothing else they are on record as pissing Elo off rather than breathlessly promoting his shit stories?
One would think people would have better, more interesting and more productive things to do with their time than to attempt to prove the lies and false claims of an old fool like Donald Trump – apparently not.
If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear right?
Apart from the unpredictability of outside input…
Wow Conan is now my one and only surf hero! I hope he starts another surfwear company so I can buy his goods🤠
Thanks Hobbsy…really got to the bottom of that one!…i shall sleep better tonight!..Happy to hear you vote early and often.
Why is it that so many Big Island surfers just seem so troubled
They all seem to be playing ‘pocket billiards’.
Hormones rampaging I suppose.
he should bring back seventeen
Someone help me! When I click the big black comments button at the bottom of articles it takes me to the previous article comments and then I start commenting on the wrong shit. Now I have to select the next article just to comment on the previous article. I don’t even know what I’m commenting on anymore, I feel like I’m losing my grip on reality
broken voting machine etc
Long standing BG discus bug, gets their clicks up, so no fixy.
ok thanks, I feel much more comfortable knowing its not just me. Yeah Chas needs all the clicks he can get to pay for a respray on that blue Porsche
Made perfect sense to me…don’t sweat it…it is wack or it ain’t wack!
It’s just part of the Jewish cabal/George Soros plan to recalibrate their jewish space lasers to eliminate the lizard people. Don’t worry though, they got My Pillow Guy on the job.
Were there any allegations of lake surfing involved in the case?
I’m sure I can work it in.
Time for the people to wake up
Is docking points a good, or bad thing?
Are you a fan of ‘docking’ Otto?
I’m surprised.
Ahhh son of a bitch, walked right into that one
Edit: I had to look that up to understand your joke. Why would you know what that is to even think of that joke?
Ive walked right into a couple of dockings in my life too
I had to look it up too … worse three hours of my life.
(Thanks Jim)
Fuckin’ Big Idiot?
The real story here is that Hobbsy admitted, in print, that he voted 3 times. All conspiracies are now confirmed.
Gotta take advantage of your swing vote(s)