Momentum-era Conan, with plaited hair, far right, early nineties. | Photo: Steve Sherman/@tsherms

Investigation: RVCA co-founder and former pro surfer revealed as “expert witness” in claims of electoral fraud, “Conan Hayes is at the heart of the ‘Stop the Steal’ mania!”

Conan James Hayes, from conquerer of Cloudbreak to toy merchant to self-appointed electoral detective bringing truth to truthers!

(Editor’s note: Two weeks ago, we wrote about Conan Hayes’ new role as a minor celebrity in election fraud conspiracy circles. Here, our pretty little lawyer boy Cedar Hobbs goes deeper.)

Since the election of Joe Biden, heralded as “the most secure in American history,” conspiracies have sprouted up across the nation to justify Donald Trump’s loss.

Dead men voting, buried mail-in ballots, Dominion Voting Systems etc.

A grand conspiracy orchestrated by the Democrats (who actually lost seats in the House of Representatives and greatly underperformed in the election) to keep Donald Trump out of office.

Coined the Stop the Steal movement, it has resulted in myriad conspiracies, lawsuits (that were ultimately dismissed), and result confirming audits.

And, it appears that one of the movement’s prominent players is Conan Hayes himself, former professional surfer and RVCA co-founder.

In November of 2020 a lawsuit was filed in Michigan state court challenging the electoral results of Antrim County, Michigan, where Donald Trump won almost 2/3 of the county. The lawsuit proffered a conspiracy that Dominion voting tabulators switched votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden.

As part of that litigation, Conan Hayes was designated as one of several expert witnesses on behalf of the plaintiff. According to filings, Hayes was expected to “testify as to application security, systems, process, generally accepted programming practices, standards of care, as it relates to application development of sensitive systems.”

The names of those experts, including Hayes, were not initially public.

Per The Record Eagle, the plaintiff in the case filed a motion for protective order to keep the names of the experts private, citing safety concerns, but the presiding judge denied that motion.

While in Michigan, Hayes, through his Twitter account @We_Have_Risen, reportedly (and improperly) tweeted photos of rolls of voter data.

Hayes would later contribute to a flawed report released by the Allied Security Operations Group (ASOG).

According to The Daily Beast, the lawyer for the plaintiff, Matthew DePerno, confirmed that Hayes had “helped with the collection of forensic information and the analysis of the info we put into the ASOG Report.”

That report asserted that the Dominion vote tabulators were “intentionally and purposefully designed with errors to create systemic fraud and influence election results.”

The report was met with wide spread criticism, notably because it confused Minnesota precincts with Michigan precincts in its analysis.

That suit was dismissed in May of 2021.

(For what it’s worth, I voted at least three times in Michigan, and every time I visited my polling place everything appeared well above board.)

Conan Hayes has been involved an Arizona audit as well, where Donald Trump has claimed that voting fraud cost him Arizona’s electoral votes.

Despite two audits that confirmed the results in the area, state legislators began a review of the ballots in April.

That review has been led by Cyber Ninjas, a computer security firm with no election experience prior to the 2020 election.

Hayes apparently has connections to Cyber Ninjas.

In a statement from Dave Logan, CEO of Cyber Ninjas, the “DePerno Team” was recognized as providing “operational support and advice pivotal in executing the audit.” This may implicate Hayes, as he worked with DePerno during the Michigan electoral challenge.

In May 2021, Garrett Archer, a data analyst for ABC15 Arizona, confirmed that Hayes was on the Arizona audit floor acting as a subcontractor.

Additional information from Cyber Ninjas, including records related to fundraisers and communications, is expected soon. According to AZCentral, the U.S. House Oversight and Reform Committee instructed Cyber Ninjas to produce certain records by Friday, August 27th.

Results of the Arizona audit were expected Monday, August 23rd, but have been delayed “because three of the five members of the auditing team have tested positive for coronavirus,” according to the Arizona Republican Senate leader.

And most recently, Hayes has been implicated in an election scandal in Mesa County, Colorado.

According to Vice, earlier this year, county clerk Tina Peters allowed an individual to steal election data from the county. That data would later be shared at Mike Lindell’s (the MyPillow guy and notable conspiracy theorist), Cyber Symposium conference.

During the breach, surveillance cameras monitoring the equipment were shut off at the prompting by Peters.

In a statement from Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold, a Gerald Wood was penned as an “unauthorized individual” who accessed the hard drives and data.

But it appears that Gerald Wood is a pseudonym used by Hayes..

During the Cyber Symposium, Ron Watkins, a major player in QAnon and who has been rumored to be Q himself, specifically named Hayes as possessing the data.

https://twitter.com/get_innocuous/status/1425566065413607427

 

Watkins stated live during the symposium: “I just learned that Conan James Hayes may have taken, without authorization, the actual hard drives, from the Mesa County, er, Mesa Colorado County clerk, and he needs to produce those hard drives immediately and return them to the clerk.”

Ty Clevenger, Watkins’ attorney, confirmed to Vice News that Hayes had provided the sensitive data.

Data from the leak also showed that it was accessed by an individual with the username “cjh,” according to Twitter user @get_innocuous.

Following the breach, the Colorado Secretary of State’s Office, the Mesa County District Attorney, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation have opened investigations.

According to a statement from FBI spokeswoman Courtney Bernal, “The FBI is working with the 21st Judicial District Attorney’s Office on the forensic review and analysis of county voting systems to determine if there was a potential federal criminal violation.”

Dan Rubinstein, the District Attorney for Mesa County, told CNN that he had been contacted by the Secretary of State’s Office and “was told that they believed that there were potential criminal matters which would be referred to my office for prosecution.”

Since the Cyber Symposium, Tina Peters is being housed in a safe house provided by Mike Lindell. Lindell told Vice News that Peters was “worried about her safety, these people are ruthless.”

There have not been any criminal charges filed.

Hayes’ Twitter account, @We_Have_Risen, has recently been deleted.

More as the story develops.

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Karl Myers
Karl Myers
5 years ago

I have been there a few times and gotten some great waves, and it seems like the surf spots there are few and far between so I’m sure that can lead to idle hands

John Non John
John Non John
5 years ago

Conan Hayes will be going to the pokey. He is not stokey.

SKUTCH
SKUTCH
5 years ago
Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
5 years ago

How,s the black and white momentum generation group pic?the cream of American surfing, not a care in the world, before baldness, unwanted fatherhood, substance abuse and stds set in

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Sounds like voter fraud to me

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

I didn’t understand any of that

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
5 years ago

Can’t see that brand name without thinking of television shopping commercials

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Let’s see:

– First negative jobs president ever in US history
– Handed a roaring economy, wrecked it
– Deficit out of control – added trillions $$$
– Over 650k dead because of inaction to covid – called it a hoax
– Failure on implementing campaign promises
– Embraced fascists groups like the Proud Boys

– Attempted coup
– Plus on top of that trump is a shit human, disgusting sexual predator who said live on TV his commonality with his daughter was ‘sex’

Just just the short list. Hard to believe the worst president in US history even got 70-some million votes – these are some of the stupidest people on the planet to vote for a wannabe tyrant. Of course logic is not the strong suit of dotards. Look at his base, they largely live in the worst educated regions of this country which is collectively known as Dunbfukistan.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

bUt dOnALd oNly sAid bAD tHiNgS, bIDen iS eViL!!!!

Mike
Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Yea you’ve been educated all right. Thank God I got red pilled or I’d be right there with you fools.

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Taliban Joe is doing excellent. Trump would have bungled Afghanistan withdrawal, unlike Joe.

Gas in US is double since Joe took office – good for the environment. In fact almost everything is double now (except wages) – somehow good for the environment.

Yes, no doubt Joe got 80 million votes (15 more than Obama) and a higher % of the black vote than Obama. I believe!

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673

Patently false. In the last 7 months my gas prices have gone from $3.26 to $4.25. Numbers may be hard but maybe you can ask for someone to explain it. Also ya think maybe supply is down since most lockdowns have been lifted and everyone’s driving including for summer vacations? I know in CA we’re on our summer blend which costs more.

Come on ‘almost everything is double’? Sky falling much? Try harder.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Yup – that’s why you cannot debate qotards, They just make shit up.

Like a wise man once said, ‘never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience’.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Kind of like ‘never get into a battle of wits with someone who is only half armed’.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  84092, 92673

“I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they (Biden) couldn’t stop the process. 21 years is enough. They (Biden) couldn’t stop the process, they (Biden) wanted to but couldn’t stop the process.”

– Trump, 1 month ago pic.twitter.com/9UPPbseyiI

— david nussbaum (@theNuzzy) August 15, 2021

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Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Takes a special kind of stupid to blame Trump for what is happening in Kabul right now. You’re one dumb fucker. At least 10 Marines killed today. Biden has blood on his hands. He states 4 or 5 days ago that if we were attacked, there would be a swift response.
Still waiting for that response. Doubt the Coward-in-Chief will do anything. Just like you, he’s a huge coward.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Ain’t blaming him, but you cannot tell the story without this. It’s a huge f-up from Biden no doubt. the difference is I will say it. In the eyes of you sycophants, everything trump did was perfect, who btw has blood on his hands too. That’s the point – I’ll call out both, you however will not because he is ‘your guy’. Hopefully Biden bombs the fuck out of them.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Then please explain the point of your post.
You haven’t called out both. Despite the abject failure of Biden’s Administration in just 7 short months, it took the death of 11 Marines and 1 Navy medic for you finally criticize Biden. Spare us the “I call out both” routine.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Every President has blood on his hands. That includes both Trump and Biden as well as the Bush’s, Obama, Reagan, Clinton, etc. Your points are straight up correct, except the abject failure part. That is subjective as opposed to objective. Subjective views require that everyone thinks and sees life through the same colored lens as you. That’s just not the case.
(Edit: I added Clinton for you, he has blood and Lewinski vagina juice on him)

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Oh, I missed your little ‘coward’ dig. That’s all ya got? LMFAO Okay keyboard warrior.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yeah thats fucked, but following your logic the 77 troops KIA between 2016-2020 is blood on Trumps hands?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

You’re not following my logic.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

One has to have logic to follow…

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

You still haven’t answered what your Graduate degree is in.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Reminds me of a quote Otto.

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Joe could, and should have prevented these terrorist attacks. 100% preventable.
KIA’s do not come from terrorism.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Not taking a dig here, but how are KIA’s not related to terrorism at all in this case?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Traditionally, the designation of KIA would not relate to acts of terrorism.
It would seem I’m splitting hairs here, but I’m not. There’s a difference in logic.
There was a cease of hostilities with the Taliban, but Joe as Commander-In-Chief did not allow our forces to leave the airport in order to effectuate a defense perimeter. Instead, he allowed the Taliban to run checkpoints surrounding the airport, and then we have an ISIS terrorist bomber with a vest somehow make it through and is able to reach within 5 meters of our troops who were tasked with first intervention of those with paperwork.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Being that all this is part of a “War on Terrorism” seems that all death in Afghanistan are terrorism related.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

You sound as bad as that POS Malcolm Nance on MSNBC telling everyone to “#DealWithIt”

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

What the fuck is wrong with you? I didn’t say shit other than this whole thing has always been in the “war on terrorism” category. Seriously, relax! Stop putting hatred into everything.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Isn’t it also known that the attacker/suicide bomber was aligned with an ISIS group also at war with the Taliban? The same Taliban that Trump negotiated the take over with, not to mention the exchange of numerous Taliban fighters for a few Americans? The same Taliban that Trump praised as “good fighters and negotiators”. This from the King of the Deal guy?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

There were several aspects of the Trump deal that did not proceed b/c of the election. The deal did not contemplate the Taliban would take over control of the government. It was contemplated that there would be a power sharing Afghan government with the Taliban having a seat at the table. Never got that far because of the election. Biden was more interested in other Admin. agenda and didn’t care about what still needed completion re: the deal Trump had negotiated. That also included Bagram and force deployment for security purposes to effectuate a safe withdrawal. The prisoners at Bagram had to be released. We couldn’t take them to Gitmo. The goddamn Left have been fighting to have that place shut down forever, starting under Obama. We had to release, but didn’t have to do it before all Americans and allies were safely evacuated. That’s on Biden and his brass.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Its now up to 12 and you are correct in that if there is no response we look like cowards. That said, I think we need to give them a little more time to formulate and execute that response. Otherwise, we are no better than them, just fucking shit up to fuck shit up.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Everything you listed is untrue. Everything.

What’s your level of education? From what institution?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

No it’s not. Verifiable facts. Graduate degree, not like that matters to you qotard holier than though sycophants.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

There are no verifiable facts there. None.
Graduate degree in what? Activism?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto
FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Still no wall and MX def not paying for it, GDP never reached 3% as promised, ‘Stand down and stand by’. I mean could do this for days, but I’m out.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Biden is spending $3Million per day to not build the wall, to the tune of $2Billion so far. Missing the 3% GDP growth is understandable considering we finally needed to take a stronger position against China in trade deal.
Next time provide some context to your “stand down and stand by”
Here’s the whole exchange between the kook Wallace and Trump

“Wallace: So what are you, what are you saying — Trump: I’m willing to do anything. I want to see peace. Wallace: Then do it, sir. Biden: Do it. Say it.

Trump: You wanna call ’em — what do you wanna call ’em? Hold on – Give me a name, give me a name. Go ahead, who would you like me to condemn? Wallace: White supremacists — white supremacists and right-wing militia. (Biden interjects: Proud Boys, Proud Boys.)

Trump: Proud Boys? Stand back and stand by, but I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you what, somebody’s gotta do something about Antifa and the left, because this is not a right wing problem, this is a left-wing problem.””

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

I like how you take the bipartisan CARES Act rise in debt and place that squarely on Trump’s shoulders.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Pandemics have convenient effects on stats.

SoCalSurfer
SoCalSurfer
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

100% accurate!
Since 1980 the best US presidents for American jobs have been:
Reagan
Clinton
Obama

Only the facts!!

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Oops since Herbert Hoover, but whatevs. The point remains – one of the worst ever since he’d rather fight a culture war than govern.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Between this and the novels being written about how great ultimate surfer is on this site I’m starting to think ….that stab subscription may be worth the $$$?
If nothing else they are on record as pissing Elo off rather than breathlessly promoting his shit stories?

JSC
JSC
5 years ago

One would think people would have better, more interesting and more productive things to do with their time than to attempt to prove the lies and false claims of an old fool like Donald Trump – apparently not.

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
5 years ago

If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear right?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  Seas Nail

Apart from the unpredictability of outside input…

Mike
Mike
5 years ago

Wow Conan is now my one and only surf hero! I hope he starts another surfwear company so I can buy his goods🤠

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago

Thanks Hobbsy…really got to the bottom of that one!…i shall sleep better tonight!..Happy to hear you vote early and often.

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
5 years ago

Why is it that so many Big Island surfers just seem so troubled

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

They all seem to be playing ‘pocket billiards’.
Hormones rampaging I suppose.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
5 years ago

he should bring back seventeen

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

Someone help me! When I click the big black comments button at the bottom of articles it takes me to the previous article comments and then I start commenting on the wrong shit. Now I have to select the next article just to comment on the previous article. I don’t even know what I’m commenting on anymore, I feel like I’m losing my grip on reality

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

broken voting machine etc

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Long standing BG discus bug, gets their clicks up, so no fixy.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

ok thanks, I feel much more comfortable knowing its not just me. Yeah Chas needs all the clicks he can get to pay for a respray on that blue Porsche

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Made perfect sense to me…don’t sweat it…it is wack or it ain’t wack!

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

It’s just part of the Jewish cabal/George Soros plan to recalibrate their jewish space lasers to eliminate the lizard people. Don’t worry though, they got My Pillow Guy on the job.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Were there any allegations of lake surfing involved in the case?

Hobbsy
Hobbsy
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I’m sure I can work it in.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  Hobbsy

Time for the people to wake up

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Is docking points a good, or bad thing?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Are you a fan of ‘docking’ Otto?
I’m surprised.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Ahhh son of a bitch, walked right into that one

Edit: I had to look that up to understand your joke. Why would you know what that is to even think of that joke?

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Ive walked right into a couple of dockings in my life too

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I had to look it up too … worse three hours of my life.

(Thanks Jim)

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

Fuckin’ Big Idiot?

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

The real story here is that Hobbsy admitted, in print, that he voted 3 times. All conspiracies are now confirmed.

Hobbsy
Hobbsy
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Gotta take advantage of your swing vote(s)


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