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British newspaper of record interviews artificially generated Mark Zuckerberg, reveals deep passion for sport of kings: “I do surfing and am grateful for the world of water.”

Also, "The world is going to end, and if we don’t make money from that, then we should just sit down in the water and make Reels right into the last couple of days."

I am now in Venice, not Beach, staying in the Hotel Metrople’s owner suite and forgot how truly magical this city is.

The mixture of near east smashing into west, seafaring, music and art hums like a perfectly tuned mahogany Riva.

Gorgeous.

Simply gorgeous and I don’t know why Facebook founder and the world’s sixth richest man Mark Zuckerberg didn’t choose to colonize here instead of culture-light Kauai.

To each his own, I suppose, and maybe it has something to do with this deeper than expected love of our sport of kings.

The Guardian, newspaper of record in the United Kingdom, wanted badly to interview Zuckerberg but was not afforded an opportunity so built an articulacy generated version no different from the real thing.

“To do this,” The Guardian explained, “we worked with Botnik Studios to create a predictive keyboard trained on the past two years of Zuckerberg’s public statements (archived by Marquette University’s Zuckerberg Files). Our previous interview with the Zuckerbot, conducted in 2019 and based on Zuck’s statements from 2016 to 2019, can be found here. Guardian journalists provided the questions; Botnik used the predictive keyboard to generate the answers.”

A sampling:

You control a 55% voting stake in your company. What safeguards exist to check your power?

I need to ask permission from a big personal influence – my parents. They don’t expect that their friends will like the new things I’ve done. Hopefully, later on helping me will become their lives but for now we’re gonna roll with social media for all kinds of ages.

Do you still think Facebook is making the world a better place?

The world is going to end, and if we don’t make money from that, then we should just sit down in the water and make Reels right into the last couple of days.

And most surprisingly…

Let’s play a game. What are two truths and one lie about yourself?

One: I have no company. Two: I have no tolerance for the town square. Three: I do surfing and I am grateful for the world of water.

Are you surprised that Zuckerberg appears to define himself though surfing, or rather foiling?

Does this make his very best friend Kai Lenny the world’s tenth most powerful man?

More questions than answers.

Read here. 

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mda55 na

“I do surfing.” WTF?

Tame Wildcard

Gorgeous.Simply Gorgeous.ummm yeah Chas you got to stop wearing your wife’s clothing

snapper

Mark Zuckerberg is to Jonah Hill what Jonah Hill is to Mark Zuckerberg.

Captain Wack

The fog is getting thicker, and leon is getting larger!

John Non John

Donavan Frankensomthing

John Non John

Kai Lenny

Stick man

jus hang loos blood she be running back to you 2 jive to do da mediciiiine!

Billy Hunt

Pretty sure this how most of Chas’ articles are written

Captain Wack

Disturbing. Its like the AI looked deep into his soul and interpreted his comments to show his true evil

Jack Barlow

Kauai is culturally dead.
The population has been largely replaced by wealthy transplants and wanker tourists like Chas and JH

c4

Same price per night as an extended stay hotel around here, had no idea Venice is so cheap.

ptsdsurfer

How’s the posca dude doing? Is he back home? Did anyone actually see him in the hospital? Was it a scam?

Picard Madeoff

Mark Zuckerberg chose to steer clear of Venice due to his obvious intimidation tied to all things intellectual and depth-filled hence the reason he fears the intelligentsia. Now lets focus on what is a priority for Zuck as he is THE ideal candidate for the first sex change live streamed in the metaverse

Ricky Spanish

That bots gibberish got me thinking that Ben Marcus might actually have been a bot the entire time

J H

Too bad they caught Ted Kaczynski before Facebook.

Mapski

E-mail bomber does’nt sound as menacing.

J H

Exactly.

J H

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help.

Stick man

sheeet what it is big momma? momma did’t raise no dummy cut the cr-aaap.

J H

I’ve seen Chas in Hanalei so I know that this is a classic mis-direction.

Tell the Haoles that there is nothing to see and then they won’t come.

notsurfingtoday

Hey dane sushi sauze can you help translate zuckbot to english please. Thanks

@surfads

Are you sure this wasn’t just at interview with Erik Logan?

Also, welcome sex bots as per below comment!


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