“I'm in the red, Charlie. How can I possibly be expected to handle work on a day like this?”

Plastic fitness tracker frees surf journalist from idealogical prison of hard work and into a guilt-free and dreamy languor resulting in injury-free surfing

VAL sourness from tongue gone, too!

Until recently, I was a devout believer in the notion that success wouldn’t come unless I was immersed in the reservoir of hard work.

Put the time in, don’t slack, rewards they come. 

The result, a salad of injuries, back, a hip, broken teeth, temporary blindness.

This has been highlighted over the past year as I’ve thrown an already genetically weak body, a slim, small and somewhat ridiculous figure, into combat sports and by surfing only a spot famous for its collisions and hierarchal breakdown.

Driven by ego, position, identity and competition, of the metrics available to the WHOOP user, sleep, strain, recovery, I used only the first two (read “Surf journalist discovers “antipatico” towards fellow surfers key to improved performance!” here). 

But what if I leant over to the recovery side of the ledger and trained and surfed only when the meter read green? Might the replenishment of the well mean less pinched nerves, tweaked knees etc? 

Recovery, of course, as pertaining to WHOOP “reflects how well prepared your body is to take on Strain, and is a measure of your body’s return to baseline after a stressor. The size of these stressors, illness, exercise, psychological stress or sleep deprivation, determines how much your body needs to recover. When your Recovery is high, your body is primed to take on strain. When your Recovery is low, you may be at greater risk for injury, or overtraining (during intense workouts).”

Four metrics make up your recovery, heart rate variability, resting heart rate, respiratory rate and hours of sleep. 

Your score is either green, 67% or above, “body primed to adapt to a larger training load,” yellow,  34% – 66%, “body able to adapt to high training load but might be compromised based on the lower end of the spectrum” or red, 33% and below, real easy to blow out.

I adapted around each colour.

The results were three-fold. 

Upon waking if WHOOP was below thirty-three, it gave me permission to give in to the urgent softness of my bed, a throwaway text message to my biz partner indicating I’d be unable to work for the day. Result, an avoidance of injury due to safety of bed. 

Second, it freed me from the idealogical prison of hard work and put me in a guilt-free and dreamy languor. Less stress.

If green or yellow, which came relatively seldom, I’d surf longer and with more intent, the breaks in getting in the water removing the VAL sourness from my tongue and the growl of violence from my gut. and found a notable improvement in performance.

This is the third benefit of swinging to the rhythm of WHOOP.

Buy your WHOOP here, fifteen percent discount if you use the code BEACHGRIT at checkout. 

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Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

I only read the header but, if you’re referring to whoring yourself out to avoid getting a real job … than all the power to you and Ellie Jean

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

The only Whoop metric I’m interested in is how many people have actually used the BG code at checkout.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Wonder how whoop are viewing their ROI? Then again, if you pay peanuts …

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Another year of this third rate , pathetic advetoral buy a WHOOP shit?

Really?

Stab looking good compared this complete corporate sell out shit

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

Ok, pretty simple. The site isn’t free to run, writers don’t write for free. So there is a price to pay for your free content.

But crazy hint on the lowdown here… you are free not to read the advertorial.

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

So BG is paying Ben ??.!,!.!?!
BwaHahahwhahahahar
Jeez.
Whoop whoop whooop – What a fuck up.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

I imagine Ben is so desperate to get his name on a contemporary form of surf media he’d probably do it for free.

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

The irony of having to write for us, his only audience – consisting of scorners and mockers is too funny. Then he gets all shitty and comes below the line to engage, hahahahaha
Still, if it were me, I’d kick him to the sideline …. Where all old cunts belong.
Then he could change his handle to spectator.

Jack Barlow
Jack Barlow
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

But if it wasn’t for us old cunts, who would you wannabes copy?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

The venmo payment remains virtual green so he can afford his Malibu digs….unless of course he was born into $$$$

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

So how many of us need to buy one to make it stop?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Capitalism is evil!

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Hah, yes more surf related stuff would be nice, I read they banned E-bikes from Trestles recently,
Now everybody is somewhat equal again.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

What sort of surf content would you like to see, Samuel?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Why not dive into winter alt sports like skiing, skinning and snowboarding? Or a Ronnie G obit?

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Funny you should say that. I’ve got a splitboarding piece that’s looking promising for commission.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Well I have a number of split board buddies I skin with weekly so if you need characters for your piece I know a few…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Just googled an old ski town friend of mine and he (Dave Dowd) is mentioned in the below article:

https://lodgegrit.com/2016/…

His smart ass mouth got me arrested after we trashed the hot tub at the Best Western in Frisco CO with a couple of KU Sorority girls somewhere around ’87 before I cut my hair and went all Wall Street…a great laugh after the fact. Wonder if he split boards?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

is that true? fuckin epic if so. peddling a bicycle was just fine.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Agree, regular bikes are cool.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Well hung Bondi grNDR uses tech to stay in bed. Shirks responsibility.
Tries to relate fucking around with wrist tech to surfing better.
Kommentariat unimpressed.


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